I like getting the grilled cheese burrito at Taco Bell because I get to take it’s little panties off like a Reese’s cup.

“Who is Dow Jones and why does their heart rate look like that? And why is it on my phone?” I wanna go home…

Say what you want about me, but don’t you DARE disrespect my son. 🐻🦴

It was a 90’s themed Halloween for us this year. (Kuzco proceeded to immediately break his costume)

Wore a straight jacket and grippy socks to work for Halloween. Decided to dress how some of our patients be acting.

Pokemon Legends ZA has some unhinged dialogue

Wash Bers Billeh

“Did you see that Trisha Papaya is gonna be on Euphoria?” …Do you mean Trisha Paytas? “…yes.”

What flavor is your sona? 🐻🫐🥞

You are what you eat. That’s why I’m so sweet…and also a werewolf. 🐻🐺 🎨: @greyyarts.bsky.social

Work today is an absolute nightmare BUT I got the Furby magic cards so I guess I’ll live another day.

I learned how to make hats. 🐻🧶

I apparently inspired my employee to get a haircut by telling her to “keep your split ends out of this conversation”. Be the change you wish to see in the world. 🐻💇🏻‍♀️

Last DC brunch before airport time 🐻🍾

Is this outfit gay enough or do I need a second Labubu?

Mommy milker tiktaalik

The hat I’m knitting finally looks like it’s a hat and not a weird giant foreskin. It’s the small victories. 🧶🐻

Choose your dad: feat. myself, @polarblzz.bsky.social, and @stacktwograhams.bsky.social

チキンカレーが欲しいか？

The rain makes me really not want to do anything today…

You / Your favorite Pokemon

I just thought the light made my eye look neat…👁️‍🗨️👃🏼👁️

I identify as overTHEMulated 🫩

If being vegan increases estrogen, does that mean the Impossible Whopper counts as gender affirming care? 🍔🧔🏽‍♀️

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

Can you read your fortune with UNO cards?

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Temu Factory Worker

boq, galinda, harriet tubman

the bears are slutting it up at the salmon run

Nintendo direct announced for 12th September! 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 New 🕯 ✨ Animal ✨ 🕯 Crossing 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

For about 30 minutes I thought everyone was talking about Charlie Puth…

Apple is targeting meeeee. 😫😫😫 GIMME THE ORANGE PHONE NOW! 🧡📱

Ayo lemme get uhhhhh Labubu Dubai chocolate skibidi toilet frozen coffee

Lil doodle of @rasker.dad

I was bottle-fed straight from the Taco Bell meat hose and I turned out just fine. 🌮💅🏼

Be gay. Do crime. But we’re all out of crime. 😏🏳️‍🌈

“rEaDiNg ThE cArD eXpLaInS tHe CaRd” feat. my pull from the DenFur chaos draft.

DenFur may be over, but I’ll never be done bothering all these cute animal boys. Thanks for the memories Denver. I’ll be back. 🐻🧡

My favorite DenFur pic with @boneburr.bsky.social

Has anyone ever put lead paint chips in an air fryer?

“I’m going downstairs to find big titty Mpreg.”

ロワンちゃん はいいいいいい ~~(о´∀`о)~~ 何が好き？ ちんちん...よれもあなた ~~( ^ω^ )~~

Just one flight awayyyyyy. Here’s how to find me at DenFur.

A page filled with bears I did during our camping trip 🐻🐾✨

Oh no, Sterjall saw those horny bear drawings and wanted some. Drawing size-diff kisses is hard! Looks more like early stages of vore. #Doodles 🧵 6/?

And of course, there are also horny bears. I’m picturing Banook here even though he’s either human or feral, not anthro, but it’s fun to imagine him with an anthro form. #Doodles 🧵 5/?

I demand the creation of an overweight alternative band named “GLP-182”

I think the vore furries and anarchists should get together, stop making empty threats, and actually eat the rich. 💸🍴

Nooooo don’t turn me into a marketable plushie 😫 🎨: @mcnubbiesart.bsky.social

Oh no, I accidentally bears. #Doodles