Choose your dad: feat. myself, @polarblzz.bsky.social, and @stacktwograhams.bsky.social

チキンカレーが欲しいか？

The rain makes me really not want to do anything today…

You / Your favorite Pokemon

I just thought the light made my eye look neat…👁️‍🗨️👃🏼👁️

I identify as overTHEMulated 🫩

If being vegan increases estrogen, does that mean the Impossible Whopper counts as gender affirming care? 🍔🧔🏽‍♀️

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

Can you read your fortune with UNO cards?

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Temu Factory Worker

boq, galinda, harriet tubman

the bears are slutting it up at the salmon run

Nintendo direct announced for 12th September! 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 New 🕯 ✨ Animal ✨ 🕯 Crossing 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯

For about 30 minutes I thought everyone was talking about Charlie Puth…

Apple is targeting meeeee. 😫😫😫 GIMME THE ORANGE PHONE NOW! 🧡📱

Ayo lemme get uhhhhh Labubu Dubai chocolate skibidi toilet frozen coffee

Lil doodle of @rasker.dad

I was bottle-fed straight from the Taco Bell meat hose and I turned out just fine. 🌮💅🏼

Be gay. Do crime. But we’re all out of crime. 😏🏳️‍🌈

“rEaDiNg ThE cArD eXpLaInS tHe CaRd” feat. my pull from the DenFur chaos draft.

DenFur may be over, but I’ll never be done bothering all these cute animal boys. Thanks for the memories Denver. I’ll be back. 🐻🧡

My favorite DenFur pic with @boneburr.bsky.social

Has anyone ever put lead paint chips in an air fryer?

“I’m going downstairs to find big titty Mpreg.”

ロワンちゃん はいいいいいい ~~(о´∀`о)~~ 何が好き？ ちんちん...よれもあなた ~~( ^ω^ )~~

Just one flight awayyyyyy. Here’s how to find me at DenFur.

A page filled with bears I did during our camping trip 🐻🐾✨

Oh no, Sterjall saw those horny bear drawings and wanted some. Drawing size-diff kisses is hard! Looks more like early stages of vore. #Doodles 🧵 6/?

And of course, there are also horny bears. I’m picturing Banook here even though he’s either human or feral, not anthro, but it’s fun to imagine him with an anthro form. #Doodles 🧵 5/?

I demand the creation of an overweight alternative band named “GLP-182”

I think the vore furries and anarchists should get together, stop making empty threats, and actually eat the rich. 💸🍴

Nooooo don’t turn me into a marketable plushie 😫 🎨: @mcnubbiesart.bsky.social

Oh no, I accidentally bears. #Doodles

If you’re ever upset just remember at least you didn’t get your Labubu snatched at the hardcore show.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🐻⚡️

I love playing GoonScape with my homies. ☺️

My husband has been calling me fat a lot recently….I have no idea why…

✨Hang in there✨

Ayo, my Labubu is BUGS!

This antique store bathroom did NOT need to trigger my daddy kink like this… 👀

Trach Tube Blowjob (feat. Twink Death) by Tretinion Baby. New EP coming soon.

*Donald Trump voice* “The Epstein files are a Lafufu.”

Having kids do a field trip to the grocery store pharmacy was not on my bingo card, but no children I cannot let you sample the meds.

Honey, fetch me the fine china.

of course i want to fuck in the woods. but if i feel even 1 bug on me during, i'm crashing out

Everybody’s so creative~

We’re here to give a new meaning to running a train on you. #FursuitFriday 🐻🔧: @polarblzz.bsky.social 📸: @ketomarten.bsky.social

Bro doesn't know it's up there

I have Labubu’d too close to the sun…