wiggly babies get put into the hood to take a nap

been sleeping on the couch for the last nearly two weeks to be close to and take care of Orange Slice - last night I moved back to bed and Marble was so happy to have her warm spot back lol

Jailed for crimes against cute-manity

oh to be a small baby being cradled

having a ton of open tabs and windows open while I edit sometimes means I can't find where my music is coming from so I end up giving in and listening to a special custom remix of Chapelle Roan mixed with construction noises

does this chicken look photoshopped

> go to IHOP airport bar > order mimosa > guy asks to check my ID "omg I must look younger than I am☺️🤭" > visible plushie in bag > wearing a Frog and Toad shirt > phone propped up on table like iPad baby

fanart i posted on the other app a while ago but wanted to post here after adding @yahsass.bsky.social ! now the silly lil fellas are complete :) for now at least ( featuring @mithzan.bsky.social and @youpalross.bsky.social )

Did a little doodle of @yahsass.bsky.social because i found an old doodle on my Instagram and decided I could do better #art #yahsass #fanart #viywrt

my office is just the cat hang out room and I'm okay with that

I finally finished an art piece for @yahsass.bsky.social !! Her new character design was so cute but I only was able to do a sketch before. Experimented a bit with shading and hair highlights and I really love how it came out :) #art #digitalart #yahsass

I went to the store for pads and deodorant and left with doughnut holes and a Jack Black action figure

I know I'm in a major Core Keeper play streak when I take photos of my Core before I get off for the night to plan out builds 😭 anyway here's my map photo WIP :3 I'm doing major renovation right now lmao

this is how I feel when I'm tinkering with things at my craft desk

I made him brown to be a toad but I think he's too dark :( I'm going more for this kind of Toad LOL

Mmmmm plushie soup...

NEW VIDEO!! vvvvv youtu.be/GtdNE1Jr2NA?...

When I take someone's parking spot right after they leave I like to imagine they were keeping the spot warm for me

working on my gallery-ish walls a bit more! finally hung up my trinket display so I could put all the little glass animals n stoof I find in there lol

can you believe I'm not actually part sloth?? cwazy...

I finished It Ends with Us this afternoon and I can't get over the fact the movie ends with them saying the title of the movie, it feels like a Family Guy bit 😭 I literally said out loud "don't say it" when I could see where they were going

Sacrifices for Bearzebub today :3

Sometimes when I'm watching or doing something it'll trigger a memory I had repressed because it was just pure cringe and I have to physically shake it off and make verbal noises to get it out of my system

God my consumerism really kicks in around Valentines Day 😭 I can't help that I'm a sucker for heart or rose/flower motifs!!!!! I need them all!!!!!

we went to Build-a-Bear today and I made a devil bear named Bearzebub and they let me not put a heart in him :3c we also made a water bear, he's a cowboy

Had a dream AJ of the Costco Guys was driving me home in a boat but he wouldn't slow down or move for anything in his way

my body is a machine that turns Cascade Ice into piss

NEW VIDEO!!! vvvvvv youtu.be/1-4IOiPE6Hk?...

what's the most amount of prongs you've seen on a fork

anyway, what if there was the surgery where they break your legs and make you taller but for your peanits

All my posts here are my drafts I never posted on Twitter bc I was a COWARD

anyone wanna start a podcast? I'm thinking to make it stand out we can eat... *spins wheel* cheeses while we're... *spins wheel* in a moving van, we can read stories from... *spins wheel* the r/madlads subreddit

what if instead of Jupiter it was Poopiter and instead of Venus it was Penus? these are just a few of my incredible thoughts, follow for more bangers

Hi Bluesky, here are some cat photos for you because things feel wild rn

Illustration of @yahsass.bsky.social’s sloth character (which was co-designed by @fizzsoda.bsky.social) #oc #art #illustration

╭-------------⁺ . ✦ ❝ @yahsass.bsky.social Fanart ❞ Saw the silly sloth design and knew I had to trod on over to my art program ><..

wiggle wiggle wiggle

need some things to wag my finger at now njqhqhsb ((thanks to @fizzsoda.bsky.social for making this for me bc they're the best!!!))

IF U SEE THIS GUY DO NOT ENGAGE AND DO NOT APPROACH, DO NOT BUY THEIR WARES, THEY WILL MAKE YOUR TUMMY HURT REALLY BADLY AND MAKE U HAVE A TERRIBLE NIGHT!!!! CAUTION!!!!

I wanna be a process server (the person who serves papers in legal disputes) solely because I want to have a trunk of costumes and personas like Roger from American Dad to serve people as

@yahsass.bsky.social I gave in and turned your new character into a Sonic Character 😆 & for comparison The character I did of you 4 years ago before I had a drawing tablet, I might redo the eyes as I was going for sleepy but not sure it's come across.

hi bs, bc you're special you guys get the early look: I EVOLVED INTO A SLOTH!!! I wanted to come back to streaming again, but before that I wanted to change my ref up c; I'm so so happy with how my evolution turned out, I hope you'll tune into my first stream back (tbd) and say hi :3

can I even do a cartwheel anymore I don't remember the last time I tried

bs gets a sneak peak at my stream reset, as a treat

hi, how are ya