Capitalism subtly hinting to me that I should jump off a bridge

Spent my night absolutely invested in getting a straight man to go say hi to a girl

Not this man asking me the same question over snap that he's already asked me during in person hangouts in my apartment twice before... that doesn't make all of our interactions feel kinda one sided at all

This bish gonna be a cieth by dawn smh

Omg gonna relive the Cruise Ship Tycoon fever dreams of my childhood.

Finally watching my 4k copy of Heathers to feel something

Influencers make me feel like I'm a medieval peasant watching the rise of the merchant class while my farm burns

Got a couple things for the Rocky Horror fit

trump remodelling the white house

Someone please mod the tropics out of PEAK #notmymountain

Nerdiest thing I've ever said, mayhaps.

Vodka said I could feel a little pretty as a treat. Also cut my own hair and redyed it a couple days ago cause haircuts are expensive

How the hell have I only been here two months

Don't speak to me or my daughter ever again

Gay sex is just so good sometimes

Trying to figure out what to wear for this Halloween party but also trying to figure out what to wear for Rocky Horror but also I have very little money

The Boo pc fucked us UP this morning but still 3/3

I love them more than can be expressed

Girl who hasn't read our assignment tryna be the one to set out goals for the week. Read the first sentence of the assignment and then asked us a question... answered by the second sentence...

Oh the vibes in this new group project are shit

Drunk as fuck and fast walking like the fag I am through the city on the way home from the gay bar on a chill windy night with music blaring in my galaxy buds 😇

Also made this to riff off the Silent Hill 2 Spongebob meme

Someone buy me a gamimg pc I'm worried the new CK3 dlc is gonna make my laptop go off like a nuke

2/2 on early hours of the morning Mario Party and chill with this guy being a good decision 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Who needs sleep???

She fell on top of him and just stayed

It's insanely early for my apartment to be calling me about renewing my lease

I love Endwalker because it makes you cry your eyes out but also makes you wanna run outside and be nice to people and hear their stories and tell them you believe in them and to not ever give up

She's in a mood this morning

Getting psychologically tortured by a mysterious small city would fix me

Certain boss fight in Silent Hill f hittin a lil close to home

Okay I'm like, so proud of how the beef bowl I made for dinner looks

It's concerning how easily alcohol made this feeling vanish

Is everything actually going terribly or am I just sleep deprived

I don't really trust this scale tbh but I allegedly weigh less than 200 pounds now? Okay walkable city.

Walked 25 minutes to a stranger's house at 5:30 am and didn't get murdered. Had a wonderful time, in fact.

I have successfully shown the first Iowa friend I made all six Scream movies

The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.

Star Trek x MTG

Omg first new horror game alone in the one bedroom apartment let's goooooo

Oh right I never posted the new glasses here

This class is sooooooo

I think assignments shouldn't take me all day maybe

The rapture is one of the weirdest fanfic the American Christian fandom have written

Well I'm a child of Tylenol, you see

CANNOT believe I almost forgot to post, but Happy Little Shop of Horrors Day to all who celebrate 🥀 🪴

Gotta have goals

They Should invent caffeine that works on neurodivergent people