Here's *a* chest pic

Tag yourself, are you dry or wet?

Idk which feels more surreal: when people from here discover my main or when people from my main discover this account.

This bus driver can take me anywhere, any which way.

After 3 weeks away, I worked out and ate better yesterday, then had a good soak in the bath. Even that tiny return to a sense of control over my health made me feel good.

No more wet rooms, only being wet in a room.

My big takeaway from this little trip down memory lane is that I'm not at all spiritual, lawl

When I say "sex positive silver fox who meditates and strokes his enormous cock while talking about how beautiful and natural masturbation is", do you know who I mean?

Dad, what were you like in the '90s?

So many hotties in this country, lord Krishna 🙏

What do you think of our Jaipur accommodation?

Come to my haveli

Definitely trying to just unwind in India (ironically the most chaotic country, lol). I can just about manage to keep up with stories on my main Insta and dip in here occasionally but that's basically it for social media.

I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.

Once again, only showing front hump on Humpday. Go girl, give us nothing, etc.

Indian twunk told me I was hot. 🫠

Hi from this Mumbaisexual

Surreptitiously perving on all the Indian studs.

The Gay Character Arc of following me first and thirsting over my pics to then becoming buff and ghosting me entirely is basically a whole genre. 💀

🐾Thumbs🐾

Happy Holi from Varanasi! Word of advice: maybe don't wear a vest out.

Somebody train Grok to advise Elon there's happiness on Mars, pls.

It's my birthday! In my culture, it's customary to give treats to others on your special day 🎂

Bonjour from Paris on this FCF*! *French Café Friday

I do like to feel this underwear.

Is this what happiness feels like? 🥹

The simple tale of a man and his hog

Don't get excited, that's just my hand.

Had to undress myself for a shower. 😤

We've had 2 roofers, on separate jobs on our house, both studs. What's the deal?

Blue balls Monday

Watching "A Place in the Sun"* *Lee Juggernauth's delicious pecs in his coquettishly open shirts

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Uh-oh, nipple slip. It was a FCF* *Felicitously Caught Friday

If some of you bitches have stopped sliding into my DMs because you found out I was a Pisces or something, I SWEAR—

Contemplating starting that OF.

CATHERINE O'HARA?! 😭 When Trump is just... there?

I'm all for the sexiness of suggestion.

Only Connect

Trying to remember how I used to do this.

This was a good time.

InCEls

I've *only* seen women, lol. Xtina Sugababes Fiona Apple PJ Harvey Tori Amos + many more...

A reminder that if you support ICE, Trump, Israel, JKR or any other inhumane cunts, I welcome a blocking.

Ok, who's buying me the 21st-century Super-8

As someone who spent the last 15 years working with aging brains & dementia, I can't stop thinking about this. It is gerontocracy: leaders who are substantially older than most of the adult population. When did we accept this? The new generations can't show up because the old generations never left.

I want good Americans to thump both ICE and this government so hard the explosions can be felt for millennia.

WHAT a finale! My gawd. I did not predict it going this way, what a ride this season has been #TheTraitors

I think Jack should've dressed a little slutty. #TheTraitors

Matty from "Traitors" in a suit. 🥵