This FCF, I shall drop something for a 3-minute window and then run away before anyone from IRL discovers this account

I'm 40, damn it — I don't want to be obsessing over self-image all my life. Maybe I should finally try therapy...

Just thinking about how well I'm managing to hide.

I call this one "Alone in the Travelodge Room".

A story in two parts

I may be gone for a while, so if you post a hot selfie, assume I'm liking it lasciviously.

I'd like to retroactively enforce this for all the D posts I've now deleted. 👇

If Wes Streeting becomes the first gay PM... that would be in keeping with bad rep for minorities in UK government.

My brain every 8 minutes:

My mantra as I sighed my way through another lacklustre home workout today:

A short read www.teacoarushton.com/scribe/2025/...

Kneeling. music.apple.com/gb/album/lux...

Man, growing up with people looking visibly disgusted by your fatness and alopecia really sets you up for life, doesn't it

I love The Traitors so much. What a finale.

My DMs are open to you, Zoh. 👄

Jennifer Lawrence reveals she and Emma Stone are producing a ‘MISS PIGGY’ film with Cole Escola writing the script. When asked if she and Emma will appear in it, she said, “I think so, we have to.” (via podcasts.apple.com/fr/podcast/l...)

I'm 40 and still feel like a teenager (derogatory). Most of that is for financial reasons / career opportunities.

A happy day for hot people on the right side of history 💘

If the sandwich stayed whole, the defense meets its goal

Bluesky, PLEASE. Give us the option of privacy or Close Friends or SOMETHING.

Take a train that doesn't exist to catch a sight of the rare and majestic Highland creature, the Haggis.

👇 Please respect my God.

That girlbands doc on BBC made me wanna relisten to All Saints' debut album, brought back my crush on Mel Blatt, and made angrysad in retrospect. Watch it.

YES. 😤

Day of the Dead Inside

I would willingly die trying to fix him.

YOU CAN'T STOP MY VOICE 'CAUSE YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE BUT DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY DO WHAT U WANT WITH MY BODY — me doing both Gaga and Xtina in the bathroom at half past midnight

See you in Hell, OpenAI. 🥰

Folks seem to be discovering this one now. Chilly? Chesty? Bulgey? Evergreen.

I had no idea people DIDN'T call their parents' cousins, aunts and even friends "auntie"/"uncle" until I moved to the UK and my English ex was borderline affronted by the idea.

🚨BREAKING : The Green Party has passed 150,000 members 🥳 Thousands are joining right now to help us replace Labour and take the fight to Reform. Are you in? Make hope normal again. Join the Green Party now ⤵️

RIP. The "ceasefire" was just Israeli propaganda, they never stopped their genocide of Palestinians. This is why we need a total liberation of Palestine, from the River to the Sea. The Apartheid, colonial-settler state of Israel cannot be allowed to dictate terms like this. #FreePalestine

Me: "It's so chilly!" Also me:

Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear. Sweet Potato Blue (feels right, tbh)

Of course this overworked bisexual underachiever is somewhere in the middle.

The app that bans users who pay for mass follows will win my heart.

Every time I contemplate starting an OF, I remember that shit like this gets way more attention than when I show D.

Saturday night

Toby on GBBO is cute, but I can't tell you how much it puts me off when he says "squeaky bum time" in every episode.

Omg omg omg it's the hottest doctor doing my flu jab

I think 1 because I'm such a pushover, but a girl at school did once tell me I had an "unapproachable" face.

Star-Gazer’s Spire 🔹🔷💫🔷🔹

Strip II - My werewolf boy Gabe, is well prepared now... almost. Introducing a Frankenstein's monster! #tohdraws #werewolf #daryltoh #comicstrip #monster #noai #tohdaryl #digitalart #occultdetective

Well, *I* thought it was amusing. 🥲

I just want "Traitors" forever.

*This* close to packing everything else in and just posting bulge pics on this account for a living.

Roisin Murphy: mediocre in both talent and thinking.

I've now seen two different prosthetics on Alexander Skarsgard. (Watched "Pillion".)

Who wants a taste? (Contains pineapple, so it'll be sweet.)

Really into the new Doja Cat album.