the way he standing give me chills

i firmly believe that meme of the guy who puts his face in an ice bowl and rubs bananas on himself just paid a bunch of meme accounts to “make fun” of him, and it unfortunately 100% worked

adobe gave me a free hat for giving them thousands of dollars over the years

Cute Little Low Poly Astro Bot I made and Animated today.

They call it “a stroke of genius” or “a stroke of luck”. Why are the best things preceded by a good stroke. Think about it! #ILoveEllenDegeneres

There is a non zero chance that Leonardo Da Vinci would have been a huge fan of skrillex. Sometimes the right matches are at the wrong time 💔 they would’ve had the sexiest collab

Im moving to meta IMMEDIATELY for no reason. I just think they run things better.

Ah yes, the three condiments. Mayo, ketchup… and MUSTAARRDDDDDDDDDD Haha, make sure to leave a like and follow for more! #ReTweet #Viral #Funny #Lol

“Hey Macklemore, can we go-“ GANGNAME STYLE!!? Woah what? Who was that? Who interrupted me? Jimin: not me… baka RM: Yuh, not me ahaha Paul McCartney: ermmm, wuttttt? Jung Kook: *blushes like the gif* This came to me in a dream. Manifesting #EllenTube #EllenDegeneres I’m blueing my sky right now

Wisdom teeth are so dumb, they should have Never been invented. Fuck Albert Einstein

Tomorrow at around 2 or 2:30 pm pst me and my friends @lumenaus.bsky.social , @mystek.bsky.social , and Cookie (no bsky account) will be starting a modded minecraft SMP world! If you are interested in watching it live, follow me at: www.twitch.tv/p0keario

Ironically after upgrading to the iPhone 16 pro, the Apple intelligence doo doo immediately made my phone slower than my previous one, substantially. It’s not even good LOL

Met @lumenaus.bsky.social, 3/10 experience, he wasn't wearing the monkey suit..

The amount of wrapping paper in a single roll at target is so embarrassingly low that I’m now actively avoiding wrapping any gifts. it’s fucking paper why are you giving me just one square meter of it for $7

Just remembered the switch 2 is guaranteed to be announced within the next few months lol

youre telling me this is the unitedhealthcare killer??? no way

Harry styles has been my #1 artist for like 4 years straight and idk how to get him off at this point

for some reason Bluesky really wants me to see Ninjago tweets despite me not caring about it in the slightest and muting the word. The “show me less” feature literally does not work 💀 @support.bsky.team

It’s as chimple as that

Making this app better than old Twitter by immediately muting all the cringe sassy millennials as I see them

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

Need some more Knick knacks. When can one have too many? The answer is never. Give me more

it should be a law that every youtuber must provide the names of each background track they use in the description. utterly RIDICULOUS >:[

At no point is this guy *wrong* - no hate whatsoever… …But I really wish more people knew that posting stuff you truly love and learning how to improve it in ways you enjoy is infinitely more fulfilling than doing any of this. Let your passion guide you.

I am better than that FRAUD Gordumb Ramsay!!!

WE CANT STOP WINNING

No breakfast sandwich this morning. I’m devastated. How can I sit around and do the bare minimum without my sandwich. Devastated. #devastated

Brb I’m omw to look for the Gummy Bear album. In stores on November 13th. With lots of music, videos, and extras!

For what it’s worth - women, LGBTQ+, POC, or any vulnerable group have my full and utmost support. I will continue fighting for you ❤️ we will all get through this!

Deeply disappointed in a country that walks right into authoritarianism. The implications will outlast us for generations. A very dark day for the planet. 💙 stay strong everyone

I am literally johnny cage (my epic halloween costume)

Alright, it's time to settle this like men. Who wore it better? Me vs @lumenaus.bsky.social

That 4 hours of sleep hit me like a TRUCK. Trying to work with customers is a fever dream. I don’t even remember half of the day

Made my own dumb ahh pumkin. BLEEAHHHHHHHH

writers and artists when we write or draw something just as we envisioned it in our daydreams

Video uploaded, I took Monday and Tuesday off of work, and I have no responsibilities until then except for eating good food and playing games. I am genuinely so relaxed rn you have no idea

HELLO first time posting about a new video on Bluesky. This has been my passion project for 6 months. Give it a watch, and welcome if I’m brand new to your timeline! :) youtu.be/a463mFOxEIs?...

Gangnam style *starts Gangnam styling like a boss*

Idea: name the posts on Bluesky “blueskees” pronounced like brew-sky’s. Think about the swagger that comes with such an idea

BLAEHHHHHHHHHH

Youtube just be recommending some shit like “the HAUNTING mystery of Mario’s underwear” and it’s 30 mins long

ITS BEEN A YEAR?????

Tfw my tweets here get more engagement than I ever got with 900 followers on Twitter LOL

Holy fuck lois I got a bucket

Just got done smoking crack and punching a child in the face as hard as I could Can’t do that on Twitter, love it here

The engagement system on this platform feels like old Twitter. My timeline is nothing but positive messages, games, animals, and creative works. All of my posts are exploding with positive replies. Not going back. This rocks.

It’s the same way Steam keeps winning by doing absolutely nothing different

idk how to explain it but this site feels warmer

This feels like starting a new Stardew Valley file on a new farm