We've been watching the first resident evil movie and it took 40 fucking minute for the first zombie to show up

Bro these @smashmax.bsky.social and @brandonbound.bsky.social guys broke into my house and won't leave what do I do

So if ocarina of time sells well they're definitely going to do majora next right

honestly though what a banger week for video games, like between the four major showcases, there's gotta be SOMETHING for you. I'm hyped for code veronica, persona, fire emblem, xenoblade, wolverine, and kingdom hearts being real is crazy. really felt like E3 season was back in full swing, love it

Zelda really has a habit of giving us some pretty shitty first trailers and making us wait forever for a good one lmao. Reserving judgment on ocarina until we see gameplay because I need to see what it's like in motion before I know if I'm sold on the artstyle. exciting though!

I'm actually shitting myself I'm so fucking happy

hard to judge too much based off the teaser alone but if we're getting into horror vibes with P6 this might genuinely be the best game ever made for me

I didn't think they could top the Meet the SEES trailer from Reload but holy shit they did it, I want to cry dude it's so peak

dude I'm in shock I can't get over how good P4 looks, they're treating this game like a king. also I can't wait for people to overanalyze that P6 trailer for a year lmao

crazy that if it weren't for persona I'd literally never watch xbox showcases but they've had me on their leash for 3 years now

people surprised at ff7 being the last announcement like it wasn't the most obvious thing ever, I called that shit back in february

Ace Attorney x Yakuza at summer game fest trust me

the plot twist in this game is some shit they'd genuinely come up with in one of the fnaf books and I will not elaborate

town music just changed in professor layton I'm so fucking scared

just found out resident evil 2 takes place on the exact day pokemon red and blue released in america. leon should've just stayed home and grinded that shit

the person who voices the female mii in several nintendo games is named tomo adachi you cannot make this shit up

Not exactly sure what the audience for this is but I realized that there wasn't a single comprehensive video on the internet for the intros to every Ace Attorney case. So I decided to do it myself. Hopefully someone gets some use out of it! youtu.be/v8BafGLLnKw

I'll probably take a little break for now just so I don't get burnt out. I also really need to finish my next video and this has been distracting me like crazy haha. But regardless, reconnecting with my favorite series after 4 years has been an amazing decision and raised my spirits quite a bit!

I don't even want them to rerelease Layton vs Phoenix Wright because Level-5 is gonna AI the shit out of it until it's unrecognizable. call that the DLSS-5 Incident.

ace attorney 7 where phoenix is the first victim

Turnabout Ablaze isn't as bad as I remembered, it's actually pretty alright, but man they drag that shit out. Still definitely my least favorite game in the series, but it was at least good enough to warrant a sequel that managed to be the best game in the series so I'm glad it exists

I did some research and apparently nobody's ever made a video ranking every ace attorney gameplay gimmick? that's actually shocking, I'll probably have to do that myself

I'm not thrilled about another star fox 64 remake but I'm fine with it as long as it's not the only thing we get for 10 years again. like, I get why they're doing it and I'm definitely going to play it, I actually think it looks pretty cool. just don't let it end here...

this might just be Farewell, My Turnabout talking but my opinion of this game has improved greatly... I didn't even mind Big Top that much aside from the weird Regina jokes. also I forgot how much I loved Franziska, I really hope they do something with her eventually

I wish I was voiced by aleks le

I'm currently more obsessed with this series than I've been in four years and it's all Apollo Justice's fault... as it would turn out, I actually like the game way more than I remember. I know what my next big video after the Resident Evil video is now...

I was already sold on pragmata but I recently found out the soundtrack was done by yasumasa kitagawa, who just so happened to make the best soundtrack in the entire ace attorney series, I'm so fucking in

Have you seen a little girl? Just turned 7 last month... Short, black hair... My daughter.

April 20th, 2026. Trial of Phoenix Wright for the murder of Shadi Smith. Apollo Justice makes his court debut.

him and his fuckass dog

I almost didn't buy this game today but I'm so glad I did, I really needed it right now. I've never had a game like this where me and all my friends are playing simultaneously, it's so cool. I begged for this game for so long that I forgot what I was even asking for, but I remember now. It's so peak

amazing video game

this year is the year apollo justice canonically takes place, so if I'm ever going to make a video either rectifying or doubling down on my hot takes from before, now's the time...

why do tomodachi life and pragamta have to come out as the same time fuckkkk

sitting here drinking a gallon of sweet tea but I couldn't remember the word for gallon and all my brain could come up with is "terabyte"

happy easter

Moss-Maxing 🌿

Happy Birthing Day to ME!

NEW VIDEO! I have thought on and off about this stupid april fools joke game for three years now, more than any sane person ever should, and while it's a delightfully charming game... it's not without flaws. How does it stack up against the games it's so clearly inspired by? Let's see!

REQUIEM ADDED A PHOTO MODE THERE ARE SO MANY NEW POTENTIALS FOR MY VIDEO

Tomodachi Life on the CRT!!! This game is gorgeous

in case you wanted my thoughts on the non-existent persona 4 revival trailer at that xbox showcase

It's been three months now and I still have no idea what to think about this game. I don't think I've ever been so conflicted, and I played Silent Hill 4... Generally speaking, I think it's a pretty good game on it's own, but not a great Silent Hill game, I guess. Still need to reflect on it more.

I thought ink ribbons were going to be a bigger deal in these old RE games, but they give you such an abundance of them that I have to wonder what the point is. Like, they give you more at literally every typewriter. It's just an annoying extra step to saving the game, really.

My new video IS OUT NOW!!! 20 years ago the Original Playstation 3 launched. The Original model was riddled with hardware issues and was pretty much a laughing stock. But then why is it one of the most sought after & expensive Second Hand Game Consoles? FULL VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsEl...

there are too many video games.

the fuck are we doing dude

Prepare your brownest pair of pants. You'll need them.

I genuinely think this video is gonna be an all timer I'm so excited

can't wait to forget I ordered this when it arrives in september! this is a lot for a plush but damn it I love heismay and I will buy official metaphor merch no matter the cost