If Luis had beat swanky ass I wouldn’t have been mad. Because why are you in this??

Seeing swanky come for Luis over a misunderstanding is sad bc why you doing all that?

I don’t understand why no one is telling Nadia she needs therapy. Yeah Annie is unhinged but does she deserve all of that? No go to therapy and deal with your grief. But I can understand the anger of an undiagnosed unhinged bitch lying on your name though.

Why are women having sex with Diamond? You’re not willing to talk to her family bc you’re not ready but babies!?

Young, Famous and African would be nothing without Naked. He is hilarious.

That aircraft crash is so unfortunate, prayers up 🙏🏾

The modern witch deck so dangerous lmfao. Mf.

I am low-key jealous when I see hoodoo tips everywhere. Because where the obeah people? We want to learn the tips. Sigh.

I get Stacy’s confusion because what is this? Protocol must be established before I can invite the group out? Please Karen. Karen is already pissed and looking for more reasons to be that way. Exhausting #RHOP

I was like why we looking at this man’s feet!? Lmao

Gizelle uplifting Keiarna and telling her to never “dim your light” for any man who isn’t willing to support you is the First Lady Gizelle we don’t see enough ♥️ #RHOP

Mia face looks bad. Like she is aging like a white person. And yuck. #RHOP

It’s something about Greg that my soul just doesn’t agree with. #RHOP

On my flight to Lisbon a member of the Mayo brigade asks me if I mind leaving my window seat so she can sit with her sister? Girl you could have chosen your own seat with your sister. FOH.

Someone breath on this plane smell bad.

My cousin being my ortho means I be sending him random photos of my teeth and I know he be zooming in lmfaooo.

Some people like you but they don’t like certain things about you because it makes them feel uncomfortable. And I urge you to unpack that. With yourself though, unbeloved.

One word I’ve perfected is “k.” I am not about to be pulled into a debate or argument with anyone. And I’m not reading what you have to say either.

I used to feel so weird about standing up for myself. It was literally a lesson around that I had to learn this year. And honestly sticking up for myself has come with tremendous benefits.

Why look? It’s a necessity. Not like we can debate about it. Lmao.

Hot or cold coffee??

I saw this girl use maple sugar and brown sugar as her base in coffee. So I started using honey and brown sugar and idk what it is but it is good.

My issue is I wanna romanticize my life when I have somewhere to be.

Love this

May as well brief you

Hershel nomination will most likely stall the same way trumps other Bahamian nominees did during his first presidency.

Lmao people really started referring to me as “Bahari nails,” and it is the most funniest thing ever.

Nothing to see here. Just in love with my new set.

American family asking us if the Walker appointment is real. That cannot be the most shocking thing for y’all. For me it’s that y’all put Trump back in office.

Don’t wanna call you an idiot. But that’s Jamaica.

That’s y’all president. Why do y’all think we care?? And it’s ^The Bahamas

My planners coming to a shelf near youuuuu #skybahamas

Everyone hustling to finish the year strong. I’m in bed on Pinterest trying to decide what kind of coffee creamer to make today.

I’m understanding but I’m also not. This year took a lot of my “understanding” for others away.

Ommghaadddd SAY IT LOUDER PAHLEZZZ!

Can anyone recommend a restaurant in Lisbon for a birthday meal?

You could be a Patriots. It’s alright boo.

I really did everything I set out to do this year and everything from 2022 too. Yeah this week is dedicated to planning for Q4 and the year ahead.

Oochie Wally Wally Oochie Bang Bang

Why y’all is be giving advice to people that don’t ask for it then get mad when they don’t want it??

My fav tik tok trend right now is the “I can’t help you w/ the mortgage this month”. Send me one of them Lord!

Came to this restaurant and had to tell the bartender to smell the wine before they serve it. It shouldn’t smell old. If it smells old it tastes old. If the fruits that you smell don’t smell organic chances are it’s been open too long.

All my American friends were clowning me about the Drake lookalike contest in Toronto this weekend but I'm screaming at this girl (makayla.chamberss on IG) being the top winner 😭😭😭

Me: hi you okay? Them: sigh.

My friends can’t even be sad in peace. The second I open their chat I feel their emotions 😂😂

Why y’all is block people driveway? You live here or do I?

If Une eat all day why you eating conch salad? Lord the men you gave us ain’t building houses they getting on our asses.

Surround yourself with the kind of people who read banned books.