My actual facial expression whenever I receive a msg from someone I don’t know and wondering if they’ve breached my account.… #ImmediateHackerBrain

Happened to look over at my daughter introducing her Lego cat to our cat (Beni) & that Office scene popped in my head 😆 “Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year” #Cats

Being sick sucks 🤧…been glued to my bed for days 😭

The programmers that created this are incredibly creative

Happy Caturday from Benito ✨ (Yes, he was named after #BadBunny courtesy of my wife 😂)

When I get overwhelmed thinking about all the training I’m doing & upcoming projects, I think back to my baby hacker phase where I was itching to get my foot in the door in this field. I’ve been here for a while now and I’m immensely grateful 🥲. Living the dream 💭

Thought I’d share ♥️

Do Not Google These 2 Words—New Warning For Millions Of Apple Users

Damn. Good effort though #Bears 😬

Their D-Line suuuucks 🫣

Oh bears….

Alright #ChicagoBears, let’s see what you got!! 👀 🐻

While I’m a Falcons fan, I also feel this obligation to root for the bears being that I’ve lived in Chicago for so long now….but after seeing that d-line on the Seahawks team 👀…the #bears are gonna have to do more than waiting till the 4th qtr to make a comeback 😆

I’m punching the air right now and have no one to talk to about this 😭😂 #Falcons 🦅

….wait what!? Is this AI!? Nooooo 😭 #Falcons

Just randomly remembered that time when one of my former pre-k students brought a stuffed ladybug to class and named it after me 😂🐞. I don’t miss working in the education field but I do miss the connections made ♥️

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This Texans defense dominated tonight 🏈

I love sports 💜

It’s always DNS

holy shit, Bears

Well that was an intense final quarter 🐻🧀🏈 #ChicagoBears

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I absolutely love that when I visit my mom, one of our go to things is to catch up on horror movies 🫣😂👻

Pentest report readouts always make me nervous. Once the readout is done, it feels like it does when I take my bra off after a long day 😂. Such a release!

Just about everything I ever wished or prayed for, I have now….so immensely grateful and thankful. I wish the same for those of you out there trying to make your dreams come true ♥️

Every year, I tell myself I’m going to do one of the Holiday ctf’s but then end of year work and pentests make me do otherwise 😆

I don’t usually talk about politics online but THIS is what tells me everything I need to know about you as a human being…💩

Saw this in a group chat 😂. I can’t imagine coming off my current engagement and going straight into another 😭

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

Big news in #AppSec: the #OWASP Top 10 2025 is now available! I'm part of the project team and ALL OF US want every dev, security engineer, and leader to read it (please). https://twp.ai/E6DRWp#AppSec:#OWASP1/5

I’ve been running around so scattered this week. Been holding in this secret surprise for our neighborhood meeting. Excited for the meeting and the surprise but even moreso for it to be done 😆🤫

“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”

Between early back to back meetings and hacking, my brain is fried 🍳

What I’m about to say may be controversial or silly but….one of my fav Linux cmds is ‘tree’ 😂

I was not expecting to have such great customer support from SpotHero 😆. Simple, quick, and kind 👍🏾

Hey, so as a veteran and incident responder I need to warn you to pay attention to something in America. The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.

Excited to attend #BSidesChicago this weekend! Haven’t been in so long 😁

Big bad @blowdart.me in the news this morning www.securityweek.com/highest-ever...

5 o'clock somewhere

Any hackers out there hack with a horror movie playing in the background? Just me? 😂 I know it’s weird that movie screams are white noise to my ears 👻

Maaaan, when that Ritalin kicks in….its me and my keyboard against the world! 😮‍💨🤓😂

End of an era but the memories remain ✌🏾 #AOL #DialUp #MyAgeIsShowing

When my wife and I were dating early on, I remember us both being so nervous about telling our families about each other. Both of our families were elated for us both and looking back, idk why I thought their responses would be negative.