Pentest report readouts always make me nervous. Once the readout is done, it feels like it does when I take my bra off after a long day 😂. Such a release!

Just about everything I ever wished or prayed for, I have now….so immensely grateful and thankful. I wish the same for those of you out there trying to make your dreams come true ♥️

Every year, I tell myself I’m going to do one of the Holiday ctf’s but then end of year work and pentests make me do otherwise 😆

I don’t usually talk about politics online but THIS is what tells me everything I need to know about you as a human being…💩

Saw this in a group chat 😂. I can’t imagine coming off my current engagement and going straight into another 😭

The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.

Big news in #AppSec: the #OWASP Top 10 2025 is now available! I'm part of the project team and ALL OF US want every dev, security engineer, and leader to read it (please). https://twp.ai/E6DRWp#AppSec:#OWASP1/5

I’ve been running around so scattered this week. Been holding in this secret surprise for our neighborhood meeting. Excited for the meeting and the surprise but even moreso for it to be done 😆🤫

“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”

Between early back to back meetings and hacking, my brain is fried 🍳

What I’m about to say may be controversial or silly but….one of my fav Linux cmds is ‘tree’ 😂

I was not expecting to have such great customer support from SpotHero 😆. Simple, quick, and kind 👍🏾

Hey, so as a veteran and incident responder I need to warn you to pay attention to something in America. The human brain is resilient. While you're watching kids get dragged away from the parents and people being beaten in the streets, you're accumulating trauma but also being desensitized.

Excited to attend #BSidesChicago this weekend! Haven’t been in so long 😁

Big bad @blowdart.me in the news this morning www.securityweek.com/highest-ever...

5 o'clock somewhere

Any hackers out there hack with a horror movie playing in the background? Just me? 😂 I know it’s weird that movie screams are white noise to my ears 👻

Maaaan, when that Ritalin kicks in….its me and my keyboard against the world! 😮‍💨🤓😂

End of an era but the memories remain ✌🏾 #AOL #DialUp #MyAgeIsShowing

When my wife and I were dating early on, I remember us both being so nervous about telling our families about each other. Both of our families were elated for us both and looking back, idk why I thought their responses would be negative.

Anytime spent with my mom is healing. I love watching my kids bond with her. I’m so lucky to have the family that I have.

I literally loathe this time of year 🥲

I don’t mind the open layout in the office but damn, everyone is much louder than usual today

New: 404 Media is suing ICE. We have filed a lawsuit demanding ICE release its $2 million contract with Paragon, a company that makes powerful spyware to break into phones and read encrypted messages. This is expensive for a small outlet but this info is important www.404media.co/were-suing-i...

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💉 Serotonin booster 🥰 #Beni

I do not know another way to express to people that trying to appease fascists by “being a good minority” or totally deferring to them publicly has saved absolutely no marginalized group or profession in human history. They are coming after us anyway. Even if you scold peers for not being nice.

Live footage of my cat throwing paws 🥊 🐾

Work should never be this stressful….I already know the next steps to take. Time to get to it!

The brain is still so incredibly fascinating to me. It’s why I got my degree is Psychology. Once upon a time, I was going to be a Psychologist but the cyber universe had a different trajectory in mind 😝

My biggest fear is being unknowingly brainwashed and controlled by vitriolic humans with an agenda. I look at magats and just smh at the lack of push back to the things they hear, believe and run around regurgitating, while holding a strong conviction within themselves that they’re “right” 😬 #Yikes

I would be down for this but this is why fact checking/reading is fundamental

While I understand why older generations hold a stigma around being in therapy, I genuinely can’t imagine raw doggin’ life without it 😭😅. I’ll take all the tools I can get 😆. Aliah Sheffield’s “Earth is Ghetto” song is great reminder 🌎

New from 404 Media: this company turns dashcams into 'virtual CCTV cameras'. Then hackers got in. Hacker accessed terabytes of users recordings. Includes a user driving to CIA entrance; others at U.S. military bases. Big tech also buying images from the cameras www.404media.co/this-company...

Got my ticket for the new Conjuring movie 😈. Incredibly excited! 😆

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If you create software that can be used for “bad” purposes, it almost certainly will be used for said purposes. This is infuriating 😣. NSO/Paragon has never given a shit about citizens rights to privacy

I will never get over how a handful of tech bros set billions of dollars on fire to build a plagiarism machine that doesn't work and will destroy human society when they could have used a fraction of that money to fund a new golden age of creativity and knowledge.

Old meme that still makes me lol 😆

A Live Photo of me as I stare at my replied to emails, that the person on the other end clearly didn’t read the details of….🫩. Some things don’t have to be so drawn out. Problem. Solution. Solved. Move on 🚶🏾‍♀️

My 8 year old yesterday: “Mama. Who would you rather have as your boyfriend? Michael Jackson or Kendrick Lamar?” Me: Speechless. “I don’t understand the question. I like being married to your mother” 😂

The founders of the Tea app tried to recruit a female co-founder and face for the app, telling her "Tea has all the safety measures that Facebook lacked and more to ensure that only women are in the group." www.404media.co/how-teas-fou...

One more leg of my trip to go. Can’t wait to put my arms around my wife and kids and cat ♥️

Working on the ICS/OT side of security means having to quickly learn wth a solar inverter is lol This job is molding me into a hardware expert 😆

Shortly before Defcon Kali Linux dropped Apple containerization: www.kali.org/blog/kali-ap... I've been creating a seamless Mac+Kali experience. I put a lot of work into the GUI but it still needs some help. Let me know what ya'll think 💜 Here's Kali's Kali: github.com/radicalkjax/...