your party is such a mess! join greens for the love of allah x

I want to know where the Big Walkers find each other? I love me (the idea of) a Big Walker.

Yesterday I had a dinner with no phones at the table (bar one content moment), and it felt so lovely. Human interaction, connection - these robots ain't got shit on us and what we are capable of! Underrated tbh x

I posted a cringe tik tok dance video on Instagram as I was missing the mayhem ball :( go show me some love : www.instagram.com/reel/DQpSmQo...

💚💛🖤 Please come along and support #HurricaneMelissa #Jamaica #London: foxfirkin.com/event/jamaic...

🇯🇲🙌🏾 Here we go! Steeze Factory, Run N’ Bass, and Love Music Hate Racism, raising money in aid of Jamaica following one of the most disastrous hurricanes the region has seen. We will be partying with a purpose featuring a line up of heavyweights! November 12th! foxfirkin.com/event/jamaic...

Unfortunate juxtaposition…

Any printer geeks on the TL? Help out Marigold and the Daunts, below!

I really enjoy the work Comma Press put out regularly (The Refugee Tales being a real highlight), and I encourage you all to support them as a not-for-profit publisher and development agency specialising in short fiction based oop north in Manchest-ah! 🔗: commapress.co.uk

PALESTINE - 1 📚🗝️ Stories from the Eve of the Nakba Ed. Basma Ghalayini 📕 Publishing Nov 13 commapress.co.uk/books/palest... How can literature respond to a genocide? Palestine - 1 attempts to answer this question by first rejecting the lie that history began in Oct '23.

How do we engage w/ each other on social media networks, some of us have had the joy of our teens, 20s, and pivotal decades where we have formed real-life friendships. What happens next to social media, especially since the death - thankfully - of the other, rather faeces-filled place? 1/n

Evening

What movie do you consider perfect?

Every couple of months Conservatives publish this article about how no one wants to fuck them and we are apparently not supposed to think they’re losers.

Labour need to realise they are oh-so-over + fetid faeces ready for a flushin'! 🚽💩👋🏽 We need you allies (wypipo u listenin') to come out in your droves cos we have reached the bottom of the barrel/cesspit* *delete as appropriate. I welcome @zackpolanski.bsky.social & the Greens' way of politics.

The Green Party doubling its membership because they have a leader who is pro trans, pro Palestine, pro taxing billionaires, pro left wing policies should be a lesson for Keir Starmer and Labour but watch them go even more right wing thinking to be MORE racist.

NEW POSTS ON INSTAGRAM (not on here much): Check out my MAYHEM ball content from last night, I'm still buzzing! #killah #abracadabra : www.instagram.com/hamzajahanze...

Overshooting 1.5°C wasn't 'inevitable.' We've been pushed by fossil fuel giants & governments that pander to them. Every delay, every oil field, every broken promise made this crisis worse. Keir Starmer, will you promise to leave Rosebank undeveloped? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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Look yeah, when this lot go on these radio shows, they mean it, they have ALWAYS meant it. She said what she said W/ HER WHOLE CHEST! AND TO SHARE THE CANCER of HATRED directly INTO THE VEINS OF HER KEY SUPPORTERS I.E. primetime broadcast radio listeners. 1/n

In all honesty, #ElifShafak is one of our greatest writers, thinkers, academics and creative industry stalwart of our current times. I was truly in awe of her passion at the talk given recently at Wimbledon BookFest. The clarity in her words, the confidence with which she was able to speak to 1/n

Wes Streeting says "little or no support" for striking docs. Let's prove this cunt wrong. Repost if you wanna show solidarity with essential workers fighting for their rights after years of underfunding and real terms pay cuts. Who's with me? #NHSHeroes ✊️✊️✊️✊️✊️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That's adorable 😍

Does anyone know how to best protect signed paperback?

What Charles said *and say* We need proper, thorough, interrogation journalism to return we are losing recipes! Instead we have drivel from another state *who must not, cannot be held to account for its ghastly g3n=0hC1de. And we are meant to be OK with our T4xes going to fund destruction?

This jaw-dropping special, rounding up Private Eye’s years of investigation into the Teesside regeneration debacle, is the kind of proper, public interest reporting that should be setting the news agenda. While we’re force-fed relentless scaremongering about refugees, real scandals evade scrutiny.

*Internally screaming* www.instagram.com/reel/DQP9h6C...

*Internally screaming* www.instagram.com/reel/DQP9h6C...

ha!

an expression that screams, "um ... actually a member of staff told me this was fine?"

For a hot minute, I was assuming this was the C4 presenter who tried to do the Muslims of Streatham dirty but was found to be a LIAR caught red-handed! (Those of you on the previous app - IYKYK)

"The fact that media were not allowed in to this announcement says it all. Labour just doesn’t listen" The Starmer regime through and through Like an embattled dictator hiding in his bunker Only coming out to spout claptrap on the international stage www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

GORGEOUS scene, I love the Sam Read Booksellers, they are a total JOY to visit in Cumbria x #SupportLocalBookShops

"and who the fuck is Madeline" Hahhahaha the new lily Allen album is good

❗ Important read as to why the Labour party I. E. The heinous Hague-belonging party that once stood for a modicum of empathy have well and truly FUCKED IT.

If this were any other party they'd be turfing the loser out and salting the earth where they once stood. This man is destroying the entire Labour Party like the East Wing of the White House and they're all standing by and doing nothing because they've got nothing else. It's fucking hilarious.

They purged the Labour Party of its obvious maladies which were so plain and obvious for all to see, and their hand-picked T-3000 New Labour Redux leader reconstituted the party in his image, root and branch, and proceeded to lose a seat that's been solidly red since its creation in 1918.

I mean, look at this cast! 😍👌🏽🔥

And I will be seated for Shobna Gulati MBE Book yer tickets Manchesters:

Just got the last ticket to THE LINE OF BEAUTY at the Almeida (preview, no review as the show ain't frozen kids x) cos seeing our Al last night do a lovely chitty chat wasn't enough Al' 'Ollinghurst in one week I suppose.

WOW STARRING SHOBNA GULATI MBE

Is the Sensitivity Reader Dead? Hamzajahanzeb.substack.co.uk

🔴The Public Wants to Ban ‘Politician Presenters’ Like Nigel Farage But Ofcom Isn’t Listening The broadcasting watchdog is refusing to act despite research suggesting viewers oppose politicians like the Reform leader being allowed to host current affairs shows bylinetimes.com/2025/10/24/b...

GREEN PARTY - sign up now, let's defeat fascism and give it a big Eff-Yhoo ! join.greenparty.org.uk

Prayer Circle for an Artpop song for the special surprise piano ballad-ification for the #MayhemBall - can we have XXX Dreams or MANiCURE? Just nothing from Joanne, I beg x

.CHANGES ARE COMING. .I'VE BEEN CURATING A SPECIAL FEED. .GET FOLLOWING IF YOU AIN'T ALREADY: www.instagram.com/hamzajahanze...

** TW + CW : Weight Loss / ED. ** I got quite personal, on my IG about my recent #weightloss - thank you to those who have sent me some lovely messages, and supportive vibes over a period of total ❤️ Just know that you're not alone ❤️

Have you joined? I have @greenparty.org.uk

According to The Spectator - I’m the person that bothers Piers Morgan the most. Green membership doubled, record polling & Piers bothered - I’m delighted! But we're just beginning. Join us to keep the movement growing and keep bothering Piers! Join.greenparty.org.uk