Read to your kids so they’ll have an ounce of empathy, I’m begging you

Death comes in three, you say?

Me: so Stardew Valley shows us that while it is TECHNICALLY possible to automate more things, allowing for an expanded range of activities and therefore netting more money, but the simple joy and humanity is gone Them: are you…okay? Me: RAGE AGAINST THE AUTOPETTER

Latest read: “Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me” by Django Wexler, the sequel to “How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying” I love this series, it’s both hilarious and heartfelt ⭐️ My only complaint is I felt it ended a bit abruptly but that could be just because I wanted more! #booksky

Mild sunburn because of expired sunscreen: 🙄😒 Allergic reaction to lotion applied to treat said sunburn??: 👺🤬

Compare this response to any tornado or other natural disaster relief, disasters that have already been made worse by budget cuts. It will never be about protecting or helping the people with this administration.

Is anyone really that shocked to learn that NRA members didn’t really believe that “stand up to tyranny” stuff? And that the organization mainly exists to taunt victimized families and communities after mass shootings?

St. Louis Pride charging $10 for admission because Anheuser-Busch/Bud Light/Budweiser chickened out of sponsoring it after 20 years or whatever sums up 2025 pretty well

It’s Taco Tuesday.

🤭

TWO DAYS UNTIL I HAVE A HUSBAND

I get to meet my newborn nephew today 😭❤️ With a niece still on the way, within one month I’ll be Auntie Em to THREE little humans!

Once today is over, I get to focus on what I’m actually excited about for a hot minute and I looooove that for me

NEW: Four people are confirmed dead and others are injured after severe thunderstorms and a tornado hit the St. Louis region Friday.

Check on your St. Louis friends 💔 the city got wrecked and so many people are fucked

The St. Louis Arch EarthCam captured the tornado that moved through St. Louis earlier this afternoon #mowx #stlwx

Not being a girl’s girl in 2025 is SO EMBARRASSING Especially when you’re over 40. Girl, where is the emotional maturity??

Another day, another tornado watch in stl

Everything’s going to be okay bc this weekend I get to hang out with my besties 🕺🏻

Every spring, without fail, I start craving the Halloween season

It should be easier to vote than to buy a gun

In a few weeks I’m going to marry my bumble date 🐝

Let’s play “How many men can get in the way at a single QT?” Answer: Allllll of them

You know what they say about DIYing your wedding invitations? How it’s a bad idea? Yall we saved a lot of money but I’m fuckin sick of cutting, printing, and that snail glue stuff and they’re not even mailed yet

Every time I see another “Em B” variation, we grow stronger

It’s looking like another day of overstimulation 🙌

Can someone tell me why printers just generally suck ass

The straightest thing I do is unironically listen to Yung Gravy

Looks like an all day tornado watch for ol St. Louie

The Wedding Shower was a success (thanks to our amazing bestie) and while it wiped me out for the entirety of yesterday, gotta say I really fuckin love the people in my life & I think we look cute af in these.

Okay. Weekend guests on the way and the house has been NEGLECTED over the last few weeks. I finally have a day at home sooo let’s get shit done with my audiobook of the hour: Sunrise on the Reaping 💜

I’m not a super superstitious person but I’ll nevvvver put a mirror (or a TV) facing my bed OR another mirror and I stand by that

Sleeping in Chappell Roan’s hometown today 🥳 (read: I am on an overnight work trip, surrounded by republicans, and COPING)

Some of you never read ten books to earn a personal pan pizza, and it shows.

I’ll know I have made it when I can finally put a large Bigfoot statue in my yard

Found 49 cent cheese blocks at Aldi and I’m feeling like a winner

Listen, hormonal birth control is an incredible human feat but getting off it was one of the best decisions I’ve made in 2024. Teenaged me should have been educated more on options and also literally just given a period tracker instead lol

Feels like it’s been one of those days for years

Can’t ever tell if I’m pissy bc I’m stressed/dramatic/spoiled/toxic or if I really deserve to be bc I’ve been SOOO pissy, yall.

I just have to come to terms that not everyone sees the vision 👏 It’ll alllllllll come together, you’ll see

Devastating news: found a gnat in my counter sourdough starter and I can only assume it laid eggggggggs so it’s trash 💀 Good news: I have some old discard in the fridge I think I can revive again

*Someone* *Accidentally* elbowed me *So Hard* in the nose at the soccer game last Saturday and it *Still Hurts*

Only on page 222 but I’m eating this shit upppp 10/10, has made me laugh so many times and has even gotten a few giggles out of my partner when I force him to read the especially funny bits 💙📚

Airplanes being a disaster rn might expedite my eventual move to Cleveland because this is wiiilldddd

Why must I take it upon myself to DIY everything

Bunch of tornados last night and now a dust storm 💀 I’m afraid to go find my car, I parked it away from the trees but there was no avoiding the hail

All good :)

When your friends call you bc a tornado is literally headed your way 💕 Kinda spooked tho ngl

Just praying the instant pot finishes dinner before the power goes out tbh