I need the fine people at Gatorade to understand their chief demographic is 50% athletes, 50% sick people, and sick people are feeble, so I need them to make their lids easier to open for my weak, sickly wrists, as I do not have Aaron Donald on call. Thank you. #gatorade #iamsosick

Olympic athletes, some of whom are teenagers, are held to a higher level of expected maturity than the most powerful man in the world.

ALYSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Weir calling out the lack of review cameras during the free skate got me in the feels. YOU TELL EM JOHNNY.

Scientists got bored after watching the Earth rotate for 24 hours. So they called it a day

Alternate HxH: Chimera Ants timeline

Give a man a compliment, he’ll blush for a day Teach a man to fish for a compliment, this guy sucks now, thanks a lot

🎵 She’s so hiiiiiiyiiiighhhh high above me she’s so lovely 🎶 #cat #high #postsurgery #painmedsareamazing

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs Partial list: *Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots *Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants *Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins *Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings *Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons

My cat has a death wish, and the only thing keeping her from making that wish come true is 3-6 month onesies. #postsurgery #pleasejuststaystill

Literally trying to stop my cat from killing itself is a full. time. job. and now I need sedation more than she does.

Very thrilled that I went to Petco, explained to them I needed a cat suit for my ADULT cat that just had abdominal surgery, and both of the ones they gave me were too small. Now I’m stuck at home with a cat freaking out in a cone with no way to go get her what she needs. COOL!!! LOVE THIS.

Hell yeah! wtfdetective.blog/millennial-d...

Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it.

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Every disabled person needs a domestic robot and an animal companion. And like 40 pillows.

The only thing worse than having Restless Legs Syndrome is also having Full-Body At Rest Constantly Syndrome. As one can imagine, these two conditions conflict.

This is why accessibility shouldn’t be seen as an offense to game difficulty. The amount of dudebro gamers and devs that act like someone wanting to play a game at a level that lets them enjoy the game is wild, and even more wild is how many of them take it very, VERY personally.

that 90s sitcom mashup was everything I wanted

Chris Colinsworth every 30 seconds: SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE A DEFENSIVE GAME.

Theres no way Chris Collinsworth actually filmed that Tax commercial because not once did he describe that mans thighs.

Oh god swapping from the Olympics to the Superbowl is emotional whiplash

I WANT THE BEST FOR MATTEO RIZZO I JUST CRIED WATCHING HIM CRY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SKATE PROGRAM UGHGHGHGH #winterolympics

Spotify sneaking in that price increase hoping all the super bowl ad emails bury that notice. Nice try, Spotify. I PERCEIVE YOU.

Throwback to something worth repeating.

🎮 New Year Challenge: daily micro-quests to move your project forward. Do you know how to improve your code? Just write a comment and go back to it later. #indiedev #gamedev #indiegames #gamedevcoach

I dont think this subtitle was meant for this picture but it still sent me #philiprivers #winterolympics

not a single figure skating pair did kiss from a rose by seal for their dance and I just think this is a huge oversight

I stg every time I watch the opening ceremonies, my partner comes in at the most unhinged, symbolic performing art moments of the entire 3 hour event. Every. Time.

oh ew why did they have snoop come back to the olympics

But whaaaat did Tariq saaaaay? I NEED TO KNOW.

yes hello LA Rams why does one of players have a little coat for his helmet.

Hey! You might know I have gone full time pixel artist! 😄 If you have been looking to pick up my assets, now would be a wonderful time.🔥 itch.io/s/116731/min... Thanks for helping me do this for a living. ❤️🧡💛 Cheers! 🙏 #pixelart #ドット絵 #gamedev #indiedev

that moment when you watch the final season of Queer Eye and realize your dream of having the Fab Five show up and fix your life is no longer feasible.

I'm going to be just short on mom's expenses this month (as opposed to catastrophically, as I had feared. ko-fi.com/soniasulaima...

Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art. I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.

The real friends were the folk we made the DM name along the way

In one of the most shameless instances of union-busting Rockstar Games fired 30+ IWGB union members for NO OTHER REASON than to terrorize & silence them. Join the IWGB protest! Demand reinstatement! 📅 Thursday, 6 November 🕙 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM 📍Take-Two House, 30 Cleveland Street, London, W1T 4JD

Every time a gamer dismisses a disabled gamers frustration with content by calling it “easy”, Tifa’s boobs get smaller. You’ve been warned.

Back at @theverge.com to point out that, cool as the suite of accessibility options in Kirby Air Riders is, suggestions floating around that this might be a turning point for Nintendo on accessibility are not only premature but ignore the weight of recent history – which is significant.

Devs: Accessibility should be discussed when you're planning the game. Not as an afterthought two patches after you release the product. Disabled peoples collectively have roughly $21B in discretionary spending a year, but if you want to ignore that market, that's your loss!

Watching NextGen Chef, and ugh. The winner. IYKYK.

Oh man that directors category that Elizabeth Banks announced. Oof. Woof. Yikes. Eep.

First was finding out I did in fact have a wisdom tooth that NEEDED to be removed….and now, two days before the surgery, I have an awful cold. Cool cool cool cool cool

hi, cis folks! if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now. the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE. we need you to call senators: reps.fyi more info & script downthread.🧵