remerges to spit this up and scurry away again

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to fight my mirror doppelgänger v_v

Know your subgenres, Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter

turned in the last round of YOURE NO BETTER edits over my lunch break 🫡 (Cover hints btw… perhaps…. 🖤🔪🩷📷🤍)

Plan your getaway. The classic beach read is getting a Hawaiian gothic twist. Iʻm excited to share the cover for THAT WHICH FEEDS US, my YA supernatural thriller, out May 26. A huge thank you to Frances Wren, Liz Dresner, Kelly Austin, + @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social for blurbing. Pre-order 🔗 in bio!

Mystery Inc's Survival Horrorween 🔪 #ScoobyDoo

I don’t think that guy predicted the rapture I think he just predicted the fact I got really into Drawn To Life: The Next Chapter again. With the way that game ends its basically the same thing

Hozier time!! With @emjayvii.bsky.social and @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social

DO IT 🔫

i will say that this game is a great example of publishing and what we mean when we say you need to read with intention. in the game, i have shelf space for 40 books, and i don't choose the books or authors ("i don't check the races of authors i read, i only care if the book is good!").

“The Life of a Showgirl” but it’s a vengeful teen conning her way into witch high society under a false identity while dealing with her complicated feelings for a manipulative enemy prince and her childhood friend turned enemy www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

OCs Netta, Cathrene and Mikhail 🐔🐍🐍

YOU WERENT MEANT TO BE HUMAN BOOK LAUNCH 🔥 If you’re in the Northern Virginia area, come see me + my wife talk about my adult horror debut - about Roe V Wade, transness, autism, & worms 🫵🪱 16 days until release, and there are only 27 seats left! Registration required!!

I am experiencing honey mustard

omg you guys look at this amazing journal and earrings @anniesummerlee.bsky.social gave me. i love annie's book (Adult sapphic vampire x vampire hunter!!), but i also love annie. and not just because she gave me the hot pink means to plan my queer agenda 😆 buy her book: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

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Light saber painting study, a big thanks to @camisoutlining.bsky.social for the amazing reference pict 😘💖

🥳 Surprise, Citizens of the TJ-Verse! The finale of the Alex Wise trilogy, ALEX WISE VS THE GODS OF THE APOCALYPSE, is releasing April 28, 2026! Will you survive the apocalypse? Preorders are live!! 🔗: bit.ly/45bkqhl Cover Art: Raymond Sebastien Cover Design: Jen Valero

💫 INTERNATIONAL GIVEAWAY - OPEN TO ALL 💫 To enter 1. Follow me 2. Share this giveaway 3. Comment with the last book you read Bonus Entry: If you're Caribbean, let me know in your comment, and I will, again, give you an extra entry! I'll choose a winner on Tuesday, August 12, 2025~

I’m bored in the airport lets goooo

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

Only leaving the house with the essentials in my bag: -wallet -noise cancelling headphones -Barbie Mermaid Adventures CD-ROM (2004) -keys

I really need to work on my Japanese so I can figure out if I need to get mad at a writer or a translator. What do you MEAN you expect me to believe there’s a prefecture that begins with the letter L.

thought of the day yeah sure let me go back into my notes from a college class unit on cyber crime to see how that can be worked into the magic system for a longer project I want to do

Actual picture of @emjayvii.bsky.social and I at work watching customers pick up books we don’t like

hello friends of bluesky! i'm looking for a sensitivity reader that specializes in samoan culture and character. i've found a couple that do polynesian sensitivity reads in general (though i welcome more suggestions), but if you know of anyone who reads for samoa specifically please let me know :)

GOD AND THE GUMIHO MENTION RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦊

Happy Pride Month I’m still Soup from ALA but I read books this month

I posted this on insta but spot the difference

I just think he's neat #kpopdemonhunters #artpost

Batshit book, even more batshit movie but solely for the music choices

Just unboxed this book yesterday and it is GORGEOUS!!!!!!

This is why @allyscottauthor.bsky.social and I drag you outside occasionally

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Reading Update love when I get to Feel Smart by putting together who the killers are by page 40 (this was absolutely not meant to be hard to do)

Happy Juneteenth!! In Blood Debts, it was always deliberate that Alexis Lancaster’s body was discovered on Juneteenth and the Dupart-Trudeau family got their lick back 30 yrs later on the anniversary of the end of a grand deception in a world still controlled by grand deceivers. Be easy, y’all. ✌🏾🖤

Happy Juneteenth to those who celebrate

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

hee hee hoo hoo

WE ARE $541 FROM SHIRIME ASS TATTOO

I continue to believe that in times like these, we all share a collective duty NOT to splatter our demotivating feelings of doom and despair all over everybody else in public. I don’t care if it makes YOU feel better. This isn’t about YOU. Deal with those feelings outside of public venues.

I know a couple people on here remember my character Gash, whose love language is vivisection and is a huge weirdo, so come get your freaks!! I’ve got art if that sweetens the pot!

You Weren’t Meant to be Human @ajwhiteauthor.bsky.social

God I love the smell of fascist infighting on a Thursday afternoon

this was SO cute and thoughtful…………. @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social thank you for this arc!!

This is not legal advice, but YOU should have a SNACK (right now)

Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield: “Deep-sea fish are not fish in a way that the average person would recognize” Me to myself: “Abyssal Georg, with my hundreds of ugly children, is an outlier and should not have been counted”