Am I using belly as engagement to let you know my beautiful husband is now doing commissions for hot smut stories 👀 yes. Yes I am.

Big back?

Mythical thrift pull

Thud ✨

Forgot to post this here 😝

Bed barely coping 😝

It’s my birthday.. May I squish you 🫣

Ballgutted bro

Hefty..

On my way to kiss men with super big and fat double chin faces

Hey

Ok so a guy just walked past me at the supermarket and said ‘milk you later big boy’ and I know he meant it as an insult… but MY GOD am I blushed and flustered, Sir I was not ready for that level of niche flirting 🙊

The rise in tik tok fake gainers is so darksided 💀

Reminder that I am the moment ✨💕

Ginger. Fat. Thriving.

Large

Hey down there

It’s fat clown hours

Round.

Tis’ the season to be fat and festive ✨

Thanksgiving is so odd from a non American perspective. It’s evolved into simply Christmas with a different font. I mean I can get behind any holiday where y’all overeat and despise family but twice in less than a month. I’d need room to breathe.

Hey from your local babes x

I think it’s time to start identifying myself as a cream horn 🫡

Any fans of overhang? ✨👀

🚨 @paddingtonbear.bsky.social has been added to Bears of Bluesky!

Ngl these moderation lists make me horny, mass organisation on that scale is just sexy. Easiest blocks of my LIFE

As a final hurrah to leaving that other dogshite platform I’m posting one of its favourites, enjoy me eating a donut. I may do it again, perhaps a few more donuts, who knows..

I’m sometimes OG trash

How I pitch bluesky to people

Hey babes, Since we are all making the pilgrimage over here is a little intro. - Connor (Also go by FOOT) - Dirty 30 - Staunchly Queer - Pro Fat Folk at all levels - Award winning Visual Artist and Performer - Well verse in Horny Theory

Nipples for the feed ❤️

Let’s recycle one of the cursed apps favourites ✨