Love this! Come to see the amazing dinosaur footprints but stay to literally walk the dinosaur www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

Love this! Come to see the amazing dinosaur footprints but stay to literally walk the dinosaur www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

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Unintentionally, the greatest advert for a cinema I’ve ever seen

I am begging for a Hollywood movie or TV writer to make something that features realistic 'artificial intelligence'

Society is doomed. “What if I forget to charge my vape?” Seriously? How do these people function? 'I don't know what we'll do' - Vapers panic-buy ahead of disposables ban www.bbc.com/news/article...

Quite a talent to find a less suitable host after Russia and Qatar.

Super bernt Leno in goal

James Bond, the British spy under US ownership - nice summary this. Trying to be optimistic but this week generally and the bezos message to wsj staff make the US ownership part particularly worrying. on.ft.com/4i0oULE

#twoofourown #ffc www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Well, maybe that explains… everything? www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Norway be like

“Fighting Mother Nature is hard” - this is incredible and sadly we’re probably going to need more of these guys in the years to come www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

6Music really torturing us with a here’s what you could have had - giving us Nemone on breakfast after announcing Nick Grimshaw is taking over the gig 🥲

This headline reads like the BBC is terrified of being sued for libel by the rhino.

This has aged…. Well

Not written anything in a while. Then Chelsea 1-2 Fulham happened. So here’s why it matters, partly to Fulham fans and partly to me. Comments welcome. archiert.substack.com/p/chelsea-1-...

werdsmith.com/p/xkMpQnBQ6P... Only Marco Silva could think of a Back Five as an attacking formation and only #Fulham’s fantastic team could make it work. We’ve stopped celebrating briefly to write a joyous blog on a win that smells like team spirit; the best win in 45 years #COYW

BuT wHy DoN’T cYcLiStS uSe ThE cYcLe LaNeS?!!?

Some truly bonkers stories in this very long read www.theguardian.com/news/2024/de...🍻🍻

100% this. The book also includes a turkey shortage and Bond eating Xmas dinner with a cranky M - it’s the real classic Christmas action film!

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

This'll definitely work... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave."

We already have this technology, Daily Telegraph. It's called "Parkerball".

A typically excellent summary of a depressing afternoon. Still it would be the definition of Fulhamish *and Spursy* for us to take three points next week. #COYW

Marco Silva said Lukic isn't ready to play 90 minutes in yesterday's press conference, but he starts! Berge nowhere to be seen this afternoon. Andre starts for Wolves, after being linked with Fulham for about 18 months before Fulham dropped their interest in him! #FFC

Wow

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Been lurking here quietly for a few months - feels like football is finally making the move. This weekend could be fun... COYW!