Wanting to crash out but letting your daughter paint your nails and watching sailor moon together instead

Can the world please not make me crash out on days I do my makeup

Idk but Tokyo Ghoul (manga) is still my favorite representation of how trauma changes people

Why would I argue with internet trolls when I can just make dinner for my wife and then have insane lesbian sex

Saying children in red states or even children of conservatives deserve to starve as a “gotcha moment” to conservatives is…wild. You can hate conservatives and still recognize the innocence of children (who never asked to be born or live with these people). You are fucking weird and I hope you heal.

The next man who condescendingly calls me girl is getting aggressively called son

Love days when I work at night cause it means I get to take morning shopping trips with babe💖🫶🏻

I love you old lamp post that makes everything eerily green at night

It was a look don’t get me wrong but the UPKEEP and styling needs on short curly hair is actually insane 😭 (peep that rare moment when I let my natural red grow out)

I miss my short hair era when I see old pics of me sometimes but I’m never doing that again hide the scissors from me fr

Mid shit but I can hear my dog knocking over and dragging the trash can and my cats knocking shit off the counters

If you support AI then I think you should be forced to move into those houses by the data centers with little to no water left because the center is hoarding it all. This is what you wanted. This is the “harmless fun” you support. Now suffer the consequences on your own.

Just a silly little guy eating hot Cheetos and drinking more coffee despite the tummy ache

Spoiler: she did in fact successfully ragebait me with a Barbie movie so

Need another trip to the rage room with my bestie I think that would fix me (temporarily)

Why are my favorite characters always the ones that end up dying somebody tell me what this means

Some (note: I did say SOME) new age witch-ism just gives Christianity psychosis with black eyeliner but yall aren’t ready to talk about that yet

Happy OCD awareness month. Can we talk about how actually debilitating this disorder is yet? What about the suicide rate? I don’t wanna hear about your mental health inclusivity if it only includes support for autism/adhd/bpd.

Do you really want to date someone who is mean or do you just want someone who will consistently choose you and defend you/your relationship against anyone without thinking twice?

It’s okay to like multiple aesthetics and styles on yourself btw there’s nothing wrong with the ability to find beauty and enjoyment in everything

Why did I just see a take saying if you tell on your friend for cheating you’re being a morality cop and just hate your friends 💀 please I’m begging you guys to stop flying so close to the sun I do fear it’s melting your brain lol

At this point I’m gonna make the best gluten free pizza crust out of pure spite and disappointment because why does it have to be so thin AND floppy at the same time

“Why don’t you brush your hair before you go out?” I have VERY frizzy hair and was bullied A LOT for it my guy

You guys don’t talk about Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows enough for me

“But there is nothing wrong with letting people who love you help you.”

As the only lesbian left in my department at work, I think I should get to do whatever I want today

ITS TIME TO STOP

And today we thank the deathcore bands who scream about rage like the prison it is instead of only glorifying it

Love days when I get to do my daughters makeup and then get back in bed after I take her to school 😭🫶🏻

Unfortunately I am the way I am because two fire signs raised me

“Make me whole or split me in two.”

“You can totally pull off that look.” As if I haven’t been in the alt community for 15+ years. Bitch I’ve BEEN the blueprint stfu

Actually fuck everyone’s backhanded compliments. No I don’t feel the need to dress like a conventional modern alt person every day. I actually enjoy variety. Put yourself into a box for attention and validation if you want to but don’t lump me in with you babes

“You’re rude/mean.” Over my wife? Um hell yeah I am. Fuck off weirdos

Hey so ground rules: don’t flirt with my wife idc how close you think you are, don’t be sexual/forward in any way towards her, and don’t ask her sexual questions. Don’t make her uncomfortable. Rans is nice and will give gentle reminders. I’m protective and will hurt your feelings.

Please don’t talk to the astrophysics nerd (who can and will counter with factual evidence) about why the earth is flat. I’m not nice enough to entertain your actually stupid conspiracies. Like it’s okay to just say “I don’t understand this topic” instead of making insane claims

Let’s see my ginger survive this✌🏻 (yes yes I’ve been dyeing my hair fashion colors for 14 years I know this isn’t recommended pls shh)

Do people not get their shit rocked for flirting with people in (monogamous) relationships anymore? Why is it so common now lol why do I see it literally everywhere all the time from so many people this can’t be real

In case anyone else was also big sad this morning have your daily dose of Molly💖

Trying to beat the cringe guy allegations but unfortunately The Crow is one of my favorite movies and it becomes my personality nearly every October

Gonna cave and put splat in my hair to banish this fucking ginger/red that refuses to stay covered

How it feels watching your lesbian best friend of five years marry a man and become mega conservative/christian

Feeling problematic today, gonna makeout with my wife about it later

I just wanna be a 12ft genderless creature with a deep ass growly voice who scares the villagers and picks flowers for my wife

The big sad vs this cuddly girl

Trying to heal internally but my god these people

It needs to be cool outside fr so I can wear my fav shirt to work🥺 (well, fav work appropriate lol)

I hate work meetings that could have been an email

If I hear one more person say they’re “so ocd” because they like to organize/group together groceries I’m actually gonna scream