Relearn and level ffxiv jobs carefully❌ Get drunk and let vibes guide✅

Trying to level other things but dancer just has my whole heart

(tw; ed recovery) 2016 to 2026; I went from the most unhealthy part of my life to the proudest. From having to wear wigs not because I liked them but because I was so unhealthy to my natural curls back and thriving. Food isn’t punishment anymore it’s just part of life (and gains rn lol).🫶🏻

Ice storm coming. Who wants to bury me in the snow/ice and play our favorite songs while we do it

Of course I’m not gonna cry when I log back into final fantasy tonight after almost a year of not playing (yes I will)

I guess I get it tho. I get to go home and make dinner for my hot wife and then fuck her as long as we want. While poor fuckboi has a date with his hand. I’d be jealous too 🫶🏻

Fuckbois have so much beef with me and for what? It’s not my fault women hate you. Skill issue

Reminiscing about the partying I used to do 10 years ago and now I can’t even eat a piece of real bread without ending up in the hospital

so anyway I dyed my hair black and became god

One thing about me is that when I dye my hair black I’m either insanely depressed or I’m about to ride the biggest manic wave imaginable and become god

How it feels listening to Imminence without some elitist or pick me rat yapping about how much they “suck”

Wanna be G’raha Tia coded but unfortunately i have always been Estinien coded

Doctor 1: Yeah we definitely need to do something about this now before it gets bad and results in a long hospital stay. Doctor 2: Nah they’re not dying yet let’s just see how it plays out! Follow up in a few weeks! Good old American healthcare people👍🏻

Surviving because of pure spite against my enemies atp

Life sucks sometimes but at least I can still ride the high of seeing two of my favorite bands live

It’s not that I have anger problems. It’s just that some people are idiots

Gonna start swinging on people if they don’t start giving love and making offerings to @ransia.scares.men like the goddess she is

If you’re a transphobe teaching that shit to your kids I hope they drop you off at a nursing home once you’re old and never look back

“Aquarius this is gonna be your year!” Oh yeah buddy? Well I just got so stressed out (in a funny way tho) that I got the hiccups and then almost barfed because of them so WHEN DOES IT START?

you’ll never convince me that he didn’t clock her as queer when she was in the car with her wife or that her queerness didn’t factor into her being “disposable” to him

Used to be so ready to be an adult so I could really be myself only to become one and realize I never have the time or ability to actually do it now

Did they really have to make NyQuil severe taste like that why does it feel like I just drank listerine

Guys stop buying all the cherry bomb Alanis (so I can do it instead🫶🏻)

@ransia.scares.men got hello kitty island adventure for our daughter but I’m honestly frothing at the mouth level of excited to make a character and play it too

the dog in me is yearning to be euthanized

And tonight we thank color theory for gifting me the best “accidental” hair color ever🫶🏻

Romantasy has such great potential but generally very poor execution😭

Happy new year! If you need to do laundry or cleaning today it’s okay to do it. Superstitions have no factual evidence behind them and nothing bad is going to happen to you. Put in the work for your good fortunes this year and you’ll be fine.🫶🏻

Forever thankful for my bestie making the bad days a lil better😭🫶🏻

First thing on my to-do list in 2026 is getting a throat tattoo (Ironically this is me being stable)

why is sleeping so hard

everyone in my house is asleep and I’m up making savory pancakes and watching LotR

We’re not taking toxic diet culture into 2026. You can have health goals without making yourself suffer so intensely.🫶🏻

Bestie just told me brokencyde is touring near her next year so we gotta go. Is next year the year I return to my scene queen origins is this a sign

And to the man who gave me the flu because he wanted to go shopping…FUCK YOU

I just want some NyQuil dude why are some people saying it’s gluten free and other people are swearing it glutened them UGHHH

Why does searching for gluten free cold/flu products feel like I’m playing bowser roulette

Can’t fuck with women who are like “I’m no better than a man!” And proceed to prove it. Then go join them on a deserted island and spare the rest of us, the fuck??

Because someone came through my line at work a couple days ago and said they just had the flu the day before like why the fuck are you here bro

Please don’t go shopping if you know you’re sick because why do I get horribly sick every time someone mildly sniffles around me at work

Begging the universe for a fucking break but it just points at my birth chart and laughs

Carefully planning and preparing every day and still getting glutened :)

Its so validating going to my old job and them telling me how much happier and better I look now like yeah I got out of this hell hole you guys should too😭🫶🏻

Ignore the giant bandaid lol and why is the lighting so yellow in this bathroom?😭

I would like to apologize to every gym bro I sneered at while in high school. Protein shakes and boiled eggs are a top tier breakfast

Well…I gave it a good effort at least

I’m not gonna crash out today I’m just gonna think about it…a lot

I remember when I tried really hard to be a cis woman for a couple years (dark times friends) and then I heard Dream Boy by Waterparks and fucking cried for some reason and was like okay okay this is getting out of hand I gotta do something lol

Your local straight men are hitting on the lesbian mascs who look like this btw. Ask me how I know🤢