unfortunately i can see the bills-patriots wildcard game already and i am having mac jones related flashbacks

bašebålł

first truly slapstick football play

“my maturation process is second to none” god i miss diggs, what a quote

good to see that northern michigan has adopted the UMass football approach to schedule making

thats a lot imo

we don’t need to lie. unless you think brady is multiple universes above any other elite qb in history we know this isn’t true

mount tom, my beloved

Taylor Swift saying her dick was bigger temporarily stunlocked me ngl

free twerk van

i do not care for the goth dolphin

i think putting wood in the batter is an essential part of making the corndog tbh

drew faillar

GEORGIA TECH WINS

Georgia Tech plays Haynes King in a way that could be mistaken with an elaborate scheme to kill someone in a legal way

DOUBLE TURNOVER

the dolphins need a defensive specialist with experience beating divisional rivals… s.abcnews.com/images/Sport...

cbs can’t fix the presentation of today’s patriots-dolphins game because they’ve already sent all the money to bari wiess

the situation here is simple: young men are too bored. solution: Hunger Games for men <30, those not reaped all get to make podcasts about the games

do you still doubt Big Bike Lane™️

omg did you hear the news? ship stuck in the suez

Big Bike Lanes™️strikes again

maybe this is common knowledge and shows my ignorance but i didn’t know that kevin love was the nephew of mike love from the beach boys. who was gonna tell me this

if i was fabricating a document to incriminate the sitting president i feel like it would be incredibly easy to forge the signature. like i’m sure there’s a png file of trump’s signature, the idea that you could fail to fabricate his signature is so funny

purdy was doing his best to throw a pick there

the youtube apps recent update to hide the youtube channel name by default is so strange. who was asking for this? i literally can’t imagine why they did this

we need to exile the kraft family

not to umass post but why on earth would you ever call that play there

i do appreciate UMass theatrically shitting themselves after 1 good drive. makes me feel at home. can’t wait for hockey szn

imagine if your rival was named “Norby”

i love that college football announcers will openly imply that the refs are biased in favor of their conferences

👇👇👇👇

call me the glue factory the way i’ve been silencing naysayers

didn’t realize that when i saw the full list of phase 2 this morning that it was already out of date and they narrowed it to three. i’m fine with all three but im pulling for Massachusetts to go with the Red Feather one

shoutout to the woman at the gym playing solitaire on the treadmill

i can’t stop thinking about the proposals for the new MA state flag. apologies in advance but i’m about to make a long ass thread ranking them.

the ghost of remus is reaching out to me

fundamentally i don’t think job sites should use the same recommendation algorithms as youtube just cus i applied to an internship at popbase partially as a joke doesn’t mean i want every job popping up to be a social media manager position

tragic: arts education in america has been so defunded that Taylor Swift can’t expect her audience to have “music teacher” as a cultural touchstone

looking through old posts and found an absolute bozo moment from me (mustard notably not on the list so i’m still right in spirit)

to the like 7 umass fans that follow me: do we think this is a hot seat year for Frank Martin. part of me assumes that it’s not unless it’s horrific but i can see a world where if it looks like last season you gotta cut loose

if you say you’ve been a fan for the last 5 years for all the boston teams you can get a 51 misery rating, a result that would get you jumped if you actually tried to say it

i love all of these because it’s like “why do more people live in cities? because cities have more people”

getting waterboarded in the bathroom at the Wawa because i refuse to renounce Cumbies

once the US fractures in the incoming years, Boston needs to send a strike force into Chicago to liberate the Bean

thank you substack, very cool

i think wnba teams should be allowed to arrange marriages like feudal monarchs

if you're mean to me this is who you are being mean to

the main virtue of bluesky is that it doesn’t think i love comics and comic book movies, which twitter is incapable of recognizing

i’m proud to announce that i have accepted a position as Joe Cross 2026 campaign manager in his race to become the next senator from New Mexico #dontletNewMexicobecomeFacebookUSA