Doctors are usually insane. @cartoonsbyhilary.bsky.social showed us why in her story AND her cartoon for the Out-of-network Network outofnetworknetwork.substack.com/p/my-bonus-u...

The number of meetings I’ve been in at Comedy Central where they told me they were “comedy first”

Tell me I’m wrong

People are v upset about the new delivery lanes in Brooklyn

White Lotus moral of the story: the girlies always work it out!!!!

A couple summers ago my mother reviewed some recent photos of me and said “now… why is your tongue always out?”

Finished my comic about Pocono Palace closing and i gotta tell you my piece is so much more interesting than what the NYT published even tho i did pitch this to them and they never wrote back!!!! open.substack.com/pub/cartoons...

Normalize blacking out at your dads 75th birthday surprise party (I did this trying to not hate myself ok)

Woman on the train next to me is reading 1984 and I’m wondering if this is performance art

Who says lazy people aren’t innovative? I don’t wanna deal with melting this cheese so I just toasted bread and put a bottle on top of it - it works every time

Tomorrows REAL LIVE GIRLS is going to be hot hot hot!! Comics from Allee Errico, comedy from Parker Sublette, burlesque from Tiffani Monroe! www.eventbrite.com/e/real-live-...

The fact that you can’t stream No Other Land anymore

Every time Parker Posey speaks I wanna put it on a tshirt

At Williamsburg Artists and Fleas til 7 today!! There’s puppies to adopt!!! Come byyyy

The monster inside me wants to watch the Baldwins reality show is that ok

It’s taking all of my energy to not become a person who huffs sharpees

There’s a crazy person on my train wearing a court jester hat and it’s just A LITTLE TOO ON THE NOSE FOR ME

re listen to Michelle Branch’s Everywhere and tell me it’s not a horror film

Feel like there’s a trend lately of celebrities being like “look AI is bad but I did do this pretty cool thing with chatGPT…”

Would go

One of my favorite questions !!!!!

The MTA is doing great!!!!

I have this theory that if it had been MySpace that made it instead of FB, we’d all be in a better place. Like, Tom wouldn’t do this to us

Didn’t sell a single piece of art at MoCCA but one dude walked up to me and said “are you the one that dances”

My dog just started humping her snoopy doll the moment I put on the new Chappell Roan song

My best friends brother has suffered horribly in the past several weeks due to an infection in his blood that got into his cardiac device. He’s now in recovery and needs any support anyone can offer 💕 www.gofundme.com/f/4dr98h-sup...

Some of you are acting like you don’t even know I have season 12 of law and order on dvd

My grandpa was Schulz’s golf buddy and an ophthalmologist so every time I see an eye doctor mentioned in a strip, I know who he’s talking about :)

I’ll be at #moccafest2025 today from 2:30-6pm! Table 28! With the one the only @newyorkcartoons.bsky.social

Someone just messaged me on Instagram because they saw I liked a reel they didn’t agree with and I just cannot believe anyone has this much time on their hands like don’t you have some snacks to eat??

When I began submitting cartoons to the New Yorker in 2016 I also began saving these little guest passes I got to get into the building. What would happen to this grainy little girl in the end?? Would it be a flip book?? Does she DIE??? open.substack.com/pub/cartoons...

A good friend told me today it was great to catch up with me because it made her feel much better about her life. Tbh I’m THRILLED to be the dark cloud in the friend group!!!

Going through old photos and the number of pictures I have of me with a black Labrador (from infancy to today) would suggest I’m either a black Labrador serial killer or I just “have a type” which sounds better

My latest cartoon for Alta Magazine that should be preeetttyy popular here on bluesky

If you’re not jealous of me already just know I have a neighborhood friend named Timmy Tuna who’s never not sitting at the coffee shop

Almost bought a bra yesterday but then I remembered I don’t wear bras!!!!!

Just got some book sample pages but my publisher didn’t feel like cutting the paper AMA

Every day my dogs try to drag me to the liquor store and I get to make the joke “I don’t have a problem! They do” but in all honesty they do a have a problem

Ok I just remembered I have bluesky so WATCH OUT EVERYONE!!!!!

Self portrait from today, the dogs refuse to give me any good ideas for the New Yorker

I went into a macys today and wandered for an hour until I realized nothing I want is here

Pre-ordered so fast. Can't wait @cartoonsbyhilary.bsky.social 😍

All I learned from the Super Bowl is that Brad Pitt would like us to get into a huddle, and that it could a circular huddle but he’s also open to an oval based huddle

This got zero attention on IG yesterday and I feel personally attacked #puppybowl