Patriotism is all about cashing in on crypto, getting overpaid by Bezos for a documentary, and ghosting your First Lady duties because you hate your husband's guts. To paraphrase Nathan Hale, she regrets she only has one NFT to give to this country.

I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.

Winsome lose some.

If it doesn't split, you must acquit.

Kind of an asshole move by bats, TBH.

Kash Patel in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

Tell: If this blatant lie is your go-to argument, your real position sucks.

23% of Amazon warehouse workers used SNAP in the last 3 months. So maybe, Mr. Free Fucking Market, the answer isn't that SNAP recipients need a job but that you skip the 2nd mega yacht and pay them a living wage.

Everyone with a brain knows what he's trying to invoke. Maybe middle America will not want Nazis running ICE but I'm not holding my breath.

One things for sure -- these monkeys know how to fucking party.

Insurance companies make so much money that the budget for TV advertising appears to be limitless.

The Bard always brings it.

After January 6, 2021, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Comcast publicly pledged to stop donating to politicians who sought to undermine the legitimate results of the 2020 presidential election. In 2025, these companies have stopped worrying about democracy and are buying Trump a ballroom.

Trump received 69.6% of the vote in Allegany County MD in 2024. But I'm sure all he can see is that he lost Maryland and dislikes Wes Moore.

Please Mr. Soros just run 30 seconds of the 1987 Reagan video this is from during the World Series.

Creative solution = illegal in MAGAspeak.

Kind of wild that the President hawking shitty $500 watches on TV barely makes a blip in the news cycle.

"House slave." Think about this for a brief moment. Think of just how fecal and vicious a man has to use such a term in this context. This is leadership by the absolute worst of us, the most vile trash that we could scrape from the gutter and elevate to govern a nation.

We should have known that it would be an immigrant who started making America great again.

Internationalists aka tourists.

Your timely reminder that Donald Trump tried to claim NYC residence to take a $49,000 tax break on his Manhattan condo while he and Melania lived in the White House, only to get it yanked after my colleague and I caught the misrepresentation.

Just sent out this free post. Something notable has happened in the last few months (particularly since the Putin-Trump love fest in Alaska). GOP public opinion in the USA, which Trump has almost singlehandedly made Ukraine-skeptical earlier… open.substack.com/pub/phillips...

I keep going back to Karoline Leavitt citing hospitals having to cover the cost of uncompensated care in the ER not as a reason to increase reimbusement for uncompensated care but as a reason to let people die.

Notice how they never say how the judge got it wrong legally. If it was "legal insurrection" then this should be quite easy to do so.

Genuinely incredible how unprofessional these guys are. One dude yelling in your face and you immediately assault them on camera?

Found these napkins way back in a kitchen cabinet and really never expected to ever feel Klondike Bar nostalgia.

"Too."

Trump's right eye is dropping and looks nearly swollen shut at times. Doctors?

"We want war because we want to have no wars." Congratulations, America. You have an idiot as a President!

"You kill people and break things for a living." What. A. Fucking. Loser.

This is really hard to read. And the thing that is sitting with me the most about it is that it has always legal and possible to do this for decades. The only thing preventing this from having been the norm was a sense of humanity. This is why we need structural reform. Not just a change in admin.

@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy Eff you CBS, for running ICE recruiting ads during the Commanders game. We won't forget.

How about Erik freaking Prince? He gave blatantly conflicting testimony before Congress and during his Mueller deposition about his meeting in the Seychelles with Kirill Dmitriev.

Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.

Russell Vought: 49 Brendan Carr: 46 Emil Bove:43

What if, and hear me out, the President is a first rate pussy.

Did Homan report the $50k on his 2024 tax return? Al Capone would like to know.

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

Of course Tom Homan should be prosecuted for accepting the bribe. But more importantly whoever deep-sixed his prosecution should be as well. Corruption at its worst.

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

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The great irony of Jimmy Kimmel being fired for saying that MAGA was using the death of Kirk to score political points is that his firing was just that.

Everyone should read this story about the Trump family's blatant, pay-to-play corruption in the UAE. I've been sounding the alarm on this for months. (1/4)

Starting November 1st, New Mexico will become the first state to offer free universal childcare to all its residents. It's expected to save families over $12,000 per child annually. This is a huge step forward — and a reminder that we have the power to fix the system.

Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."

Always on point.

Justice Kavanuagh painted such interactions like this. You could almost call it . . . white-washing.