Dap me up but we use our penises

White people scare me sometimes like what do you mean your mom is your best friend

Sometimes I randomly remember how I probably prevented a school shooting at my high school

Hey guys, I DON’T like yuri. April Fools.

Imagine being a chipmunk and you accidentally shove acorns in your ass cuz you heard you were supposed to stuff them in your cheeks and you got confused

I got a bonerrrr

Who wanna sit in this fucking tub with me and rub my fucking BUTT I'm talking fucking sexually I'm talking whoever the fuck wants to get in this fucking thing with me gonna be fucking rubbing my butt with OILS

Holy shit I'm rarely ever on here lmao

Here’s a more light-hearted post for today! Pearlie and Marie seem to have gotten themselves temporarily stuck in the world of Club Penguin, with Marie getting the short end of the stick, being turned into a Puffle. Played some New Club Penguin yesterday since it’s web-based now.

Streaming ddlc today at 4-ish

Probably gonna stream ddlc this Saturday we'll see

If anyone wants to use this line for Valentine's Day it WILL work I promise 🙏

Lemme hit shawty PLEEK can I hit

Real talk: Everything ICE has been doing has me fearing for my safety and my family's and friend's safety at the VERY LEAST. I know I shouldn't be paranoid, but I've found myself afraid to go in public sometimes because of how brazen they can be.

Getting grabbed by my clothes is actually so fucking hot it's hotter than sex and I've had a lot of it (lying)

Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes by

Wolf [ #art #beastars #legoshi #beastarsfanart ]

Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes by

I wake up, play monster hunter, grab something to eat, play monster hunter, go piss, play monster hunter, jerk off until I get tired, sleep, and then the cycle restarts Life is good

The power shut off while I was watching a fnaf video that's fucked up bruhh

I think I'm going to start a rebrand....so I'm gonna make this my personal account for all unhinged ramblings and then make an account that's actually dedicated to art, twitch streams, and whatever else

He just like me fr

Real talk time: The probability of me killing myself in 2026 is greater than 50%!!!! So that's fun

I like how Callie fanart ranges from "haha she is so cute and silly" to "she is so suicidal and crazy" I like both

gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K bye

gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K bye

Should I stream terraria or Skyrim Either way the stream is gonna be 7 hours long

*grabs syringe labeled "hope"* Time to inject myself with my daily hopemaxxing serum *pushes plunge on the syringe* *Lable on the syringe falls off* wait a second...this isn't hope.....this is HEROIN!! *Dare lion beats me to death*

Does anyone have any addictions they can recommend all I have is caffeine

Do I come across as someone who's just really cool with whatever people tell me because people sometimes just tell me shit I be learning someone's deepest traumas before their favorite color

I might be chopped but if I really put the effort into it I can make my voice sound kinda hot None of y'all getting a sample tho unless you pay me in pão de queijo

Sorry for not drawing I just haven't found joy in anything in a long time

I don't like saying I'm ovulating but I definitely feel like my sex drive is on a cycle Then again is that saying much I feel like my default setting is high anyways

Apparently I posted this on my Instagram story I do not remember saying this

Sigma

I ATE THE REAPER AT DAVE'S HOT CHICKEN IF YOU HAVE IBS DO NOT DO THIS SECOND WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE Also it's lowk not that good imma be fr I've had tastier ultra spicy stuff

In the Pokémon universe do they have regular microbes?? Or are they like Pokémicrobes??

Wah

Just took two weed gummies I will update you all later

A bit of a different plaza post for today, it’s my partner’s birthday and I just had to draw something for them, so I drew their sona! They’re in Beast Boy’s outfit too, since they’re the Beast Boy to my Raven! <3 @pbbht.bsky.social Happy birthday!

WAHHH THANK YOUU 💚💚💚

Cool

Fuck me and my broke ass Im collecting nutrient deficiencies like pokemon

Whatever take this random sketch of Marie #splatoon #art #splatoonart #mariesplatoon #soyhasmcaamp

Sometimes you have to eat seasonings and pretend you're eating food because you don't have enough money and that's okay

Sighhhh I need to be called a good puppy today and then fucked till I'm stupid but nooooo I have shit to do

TMI I had a panic attack in front of my friends last night/this morning and I have now learned my lesson Do not drink two energy drinks back to back The piss I took after that could've brought another biblical flood

This is probably the best face reveal you'll guys get outta me imma be fr #art

This is probably the best face reveal you'll guys get outta me imma be fr #art

That moment when you have to sleep for dinner