Probably not the most appropriate word to have in the URL when enabling age rating for my child's videos, YouTube Kids

"Free Speech!!" "Not you, Jimmy"

[Victoria - The Kinks] In-somnia In-somm-niiaa Insomnia Insomnia

Had such a lovely time exercising my right to free speech and peaceful protest I might even vote Reform to *checks notes* leave the ECHR

But you already have the right to freeze peach 🧊🍑

"Why so sad, Bill?"

WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING FLAG??!!!

Vaxxed? 🤔

Our house In the middle of Aarhus

Using words to their proper definition is woke

Something must beat a Jet2 holiday

@grok is evacuating woke?

@grok can you just tell them how old I am

FAO Buglers/Garglers/Last Poster/Realms Unknowners in or near London, I saw Alice this morning for the podcast record and let me tell you she is firing on all cylinders having had A FULL NIGHT'S SLEEP! Get yourself to what was already going to be an amazing double header tonight in Camden!

Every TikTok I've ever noticed someone watching on their phone has looked mental

It's always the chatbots you least expect

Sure, sex is great but have you experienced that 5 secs of peace where you walk around the car to get your kid out of the car seat and realise you haven't taken a breath in quite a while

🎼 Celine Dion's name with just the vowels E, I, E, I, O

Just experienced my first Facebook birthday reminder-free birthday. Brutal.

Josh is the best

Adam Curtis licking his lips as he imports the footage into his edit

Proper embarrassing mate, engagement fishing on your failed app

I am a series of AI prompts from 5 years from now

The local vicar must condemn

Facts are woke

Making an "ahhhhh" noise after slurping tea is the boomer equivalent of listening to music through speakers in public

Mental health tip: rewatching old films you enjoy, like Blade or Backbeat, can release Steve endorphins

the world is still here and so are mclusky mcluskymclusky.bandcamp.com/track/people...

Just finishing up your @realmsunknown.bsky.social edit 🧽

Fourth of May be with you all. Nanoo nanoo! 🖖

ChatGPT, rewrite this so it bangs

So have the AIs just not got round to reading up on water scarcity, data centres and work prioritisation?

Yeah but funny pics?

I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.

Such a banger of a tune about shitting yourself. The 10 y/o loves it youtu.be/mg0MMqKBbyw?...

All trans people I've met or worked with have been lovely people just wanting to be their true selves. I can't begin to imagine what it must feel like to be demonised and even legislated against. Solidarity with you all 🏳️‍⚧️

I gotta say, “women are going to space” sounds a lot nicer than “the ultra rich are taking hyper-polluting joyrides to space while the planet descends into climate chaos”

Let's hope they never figure out who was being attacked by sentient flying dildos in their evil volcanic lair in The Last Post

Fondly remembering the innocent AI days of Dall E, and Will Smith eating pasta

Why do these guys always have such specific parameters around free speech?

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Kids using 'sigma' or 'alpha' is so beta Really cool that the fash have successfully infiltrated kid slang 👍 meduza.io/en/feature/2...

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The paperback of my comedian’s guide to autism is out today! I get about a message a day saying the book helped them understand their husband/wife/child/parent or even that they have recommended the book to their client/teaching establishment! I’d appreciate any shares! ❤️ 👉🏻 geni.us/pierrenovell...

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If you love Sci-Fi or Fantasy, games and all manner of geekery, then this podcast is right up your magical robot hyperspace market. It's fast become one of my weekly highlights.

What is the most comedically and creatively censored edit of a music track and why is it Gravel Pit by Wu-Tang Clan

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