Seattle and Portland shows coming up, plus the @pnwwitchesmarket.bsky.social this Sunday!!

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

tbh i didn't know one person could destroy the global economy

@bradytucson.bsky.social at @turnturnturn.bsky.social

Probably a good time to quit drinking coffee. And eating avocados. And driving cars. And using laptops. And phones.

This is out today! Wa-hoooooo!

Out of words lately. Can’t really figure out how to ask someone to leave their comfy home for a music show. Well, There will be puppets anyway. There’s always that.

Releasing this on 3/23 at The Showdown with three femme fronted bands. Get ya some! Presave link: show.co/GMz7Gws Showdown.com for tickies Invite your friends! I give you money to come to show come watch music die.

My cat has discovered he can bat the bells when he wants to go out front to eat grass and throw up and try to escape. THIS is why we can’t have Christmas decorations up year round bud.

Seattle shows coming up!

Found carebear ducks!!! And a capybara duck!

Shows coming up!

I used to be very excited to headline shows, now being at the venue by 6pm and performing at 11pm feels like intolerable work conditions. Early shows for geezers. That’s my platform and I’m sticking to it.

Happy Friday! I thought this was a great question: What started your journey, witches? #witchsky #witch #wacowitch #pnwwitch

I’m officially “it’s just a day surgery years old” but I’ll never not be that “I hope they give me the good stuff” kind of guy.

America is slowly blinking twice. Send help.

It’s a fine day get my tiddies smashed in a machine by some doctors.

In my heart it makes sense why planes are crashing but I don’t understand with my brain why they are.

Musician’s need a support group for being STUPID DUMB CLOWNS WHO SING FOR PENNIES SO THAT THEY DON’T GO CRAZY WHILE BARS CAN SELL MORE ALCOHOL STUPID DUMB CLOWNS WHY AM I DOING THIS Okay. I just needed to do that for a second. Back to it. 🎶🤡🎶

Please follow @wbaidlaw.bsky.social to learn about and support what we do representing whistleblowers (pro bono)!!!! We need this lawful avenue now more than ever.

This is a great piece.

At the venue in Oakland I’m about to play, the Booker just came out the front door with purple hair and a bow and arrows. I’m pretty excited about this one.

Or we could get together and enjoy live art or literally anything else

Whoo hoo!

Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦

I have a disease that would kill me in two years without treatment. I’m on the Oregon Health Plan, which covers my medical expenses. Barring federal funding being paused on the studies being conducted for treatment options, I feel very very lucky right now.

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.

There👏Are👏Four👏Lights👏You👏Weird👏Little👏Gremlins👏

Ooh can’t wait to see if the new drug alternative to chemo I’ve been waiting a year on will be suspended by this administration’s baffling sweeps! Exciting!

Very excited for This trio show with LLORONA

Go Selena 👏

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

Be cautious on social media—fednews is being monitored.

Somebody’s in their Supervillain Era and lovin’ it.

Looking for a rec for a good PDX area CSA where you can customize your box. Ya gal’s on keto and can’t do too many root veggies or fruits.

🧵19 attorneys general have called on Costco to abandon its DEI policies. Texas and Iowa AGs have demanded Costco notify the states within 30 days whether it will repeal its DEI policies. Like Costco, the list of companies standing strong on DEI is growing. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Jim Acosta announces on air that he's leaving CNN and says, "it is never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give in to the lies."

@suziecarealot.bsky.social you’re here! Viva La Revolution!

Yes, it can happen again. 👀

Holy Moly. Watch her!

Darts on Tour. KA creamed me

At Art Bop Beer in Talent OR with Karyn Ann on our Southern Oregon tour. Two shows down, three to go!

I’m hoping some Southern Oregon pals make it out for this next week of shows. Please share around if you’ve got people in the area. Been short on sleep and rest lately with the state of it, but focusing on things I can touch and feel and see with my own eyes and ears.

Clearing the decks, lowering my center of gravity, tying better knots, strengthening foundations.

Do I feel too old to be changing social media platforms? Yes. Do I feel too old to make a minimal effort to participate in the brewing class war? No, I guess not, but I’m not super happy about it either.