we as queer people get to choose our enemies

fucked a random hookup AND his roommate in the same night I'm unstoppable

This is actually so wild? 😭🫶🏽

I had to be in teacher mode while guiding a virgin on how to fuck me. I mean this when I say teachers don't get paid enough.

I took a guy's virginity, but I think I'm the one that imprinted onto him 🫣

i said what is on our minds. new episode with @lushlynn.bsky.social

he's innocent. he was shooting his load in me

literally the only thing keeping me from exploring more of my kinks is that I'm just so fucking lazy. what do you mean i have to go and buy my own 2×4 at home depot

Just recorded a fun little interview with @sexedwithtim.bsky.social for the Sex Ed with Tim podcast! Coming out later this month.

straight men stop calling yourselves queer just because you sleep with trans women challenge

new episode with @uncleteddy.bsky.social out now. life after sex work, the nuances of how it can affect your sex life, and pondering the question: when are tim and teddy finally gonna do it?

I've been having so much sex that I need to give away some sex. It's too much sex.

i really hate how much i wanna have sex with men

is there a task rabbit for deep throating

when you want to prove to your ex that you've moved on so badly

It's now 2025. when are we getting infinite sustainable power for sex toys 😤

new sex toy review!!! @misslacylennon.bsky.social @kiirooamsterdam.bsky.social

Teddy is so hot and cool and hot and knowledgeable and did I mention hot?

"are you top vers or bottom" honey I'm broke

making a comeback on bluesky in that i have cum on my back

The baseball team named Chesapeake Oyster Catchers no yeah for sure looks good

really disappointed with the white lotus gay incest storyline when are we going to see lochlan raw dog saxon none of that jack off shit

It’s kinda annoying how hot men are

nobody has answered me this yet, but are poppers subject to tariffs?

i love it when straight men ask me for help. so you admit that I'm better than you 😏

i love when a top is queening out. he was fucking me and i used my legs to pull him in close to get every inch of him and he goes "biiiiiiitch 💅🏼"

big fan of whatever this is

my hole is so weak rn and full of smelly cum oh sorry, i meant to type "good morning"

make sure to stretch your hole so you can shoplift

I'll be honest the first time i read DOGE i thought it was pronounced like "doggy" as in my fave position and just like my fave position it doesn't actually look at the problem

piss in my mouth and call me babygirl. please?

Check out our newest episode, a @canpodawards.bsky.social team-up with @sexedwithtim.bsky.social where we play games, give advice, and generally have an absolute blast. open.spotify.com/episode/4Pc3...

spice up your sex life by pouring hot sauce down his pee hole

I'm literally douched and ready to go but the host's roommate had some baby troubles. Like can't she just return it?

this valentine’s day, the best gift you can give your lover is a vacation. away from you. pretty sure they're tired of your bs anyway

STIs: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/stis-my...

i can assure you that the fear of getting a positive STI test pales in comparison to trying to remember the guy's name

who needs lube when you have jesus's love to get you through anything 💗

so hot when a top whimpers

any heteros out there able to educate me in "fluent heterosexual" since my echo chamber is just a resounding "yaaaaaaassss"

we love a man who can juxtapose, trauma bond, and leave when he's done. new episode this Thu

32 blowjobs, one for each year older

this gay porn star voiced his support for trump. I'm still not gonna pay to watch his porn, but I'll pout while I'm jacking it

season five? season five 🫦

asking me (a bottom) to top you (a top) is some form of hate crime

people be fucking

it was an honor to be nominated, but let's be real. I wanted that win and I got it! Ending off 2024 on a high note with gay rights!

winter solstice more like winter sols dis dick

bring back good etiquette. whenever you give a handjob, remember it's always pinky up