I have finished One (1) piece of art this year that can be shown to my mother 🔥 I got let go from my new job after a week bc they couldn't afford to keep me on and my sweet darling friend paid me to recreate the joyful dolphin pic with coelacanths as consolation

Well, it's #PortfolioDay I'm Bryn and I draw a lot of monster smut, among other things. My commission prices are pinned on my page if there's interest, even though the images are a little old, and I'm still unemployed so I've got all the time in the world to draw for you

Go PURCHASE some SHARKS Lowkey these are the one and only thing besides my cat that are keeping me from having a legendary crashout about being trapped in unemployed hell

IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK GO VOTE ON THE FAT BEARS

Alright well I didn't get raptured so I guess it's back to the monsterfucker art for me

At least I have One (1) piece of work to show for the whole second half of 2025; my ass has not been the Productive One #art #eldritch #nsfw

#markers they are fun!

Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...

Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.

It's been 22 years, can we finally just. like. half-remember or something

I am going to put a *tiny* bit of extra garlic olive oil on my pasta for dinner tonight. as a treat

I'm at the that rules, im at the oh fuck, I'm at the combination that rules oh fuck

So we're really just going all-in on the Torment Nexus now, huh

Y'all ever catched a fish?? Haha 🤣🤣🤣

idk what people are on about, looks like the same amount of watto art as usual

Whatever this Watto business is, it's improving morale

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

Dmitry Starry sky, starry eyes #oc #ocsky #artsky #scifi #cyberpunk #cyborg

From the archives: two beings I had the pleasure of designing for @simonroy.bsky.social, and the release of his book Refugium :)

Just your local gang of perfectly well-intentioned robots.

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Ok was anyone going to tell me that undertale makes you cry, or was I supposed to just learn that on my own while my friend played it for me

A speedy little clipper ship from the rust belt. 🐱

I love skyrim bc your first dragon fight is very scary, and then every dragon after that is treated with an emotion usually reserved for an annoying bug who flies into your face

Jewish orgs Keshet and the Hebrew Free Loan Association are giving out interest-free loans to LGBTQ+ folks who need to re-locate but can’t afford it. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE JEWISH. “The idea that people were having to pick up and flee their homes was something that resonated Jewishly.”

my child

Did you know you can be both?? At the same time??

There are more mechanisms in this country that prevent you from getting hormones than there are to prevent you from drunk driving holding an assault rifle

Hello I do that and make zero dollars. please somebody hire me

all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard

several

If I don't look at them maybe they aren't there

Basically the post about making things for yourself, your dick, and your 6 friends who reply 500 fire emojis to every art piece you post is the single tent pole holding up my creative big top rn

Ok maybe I do like wrestling sometimes after all

Oh boy, a treat for me Kilauea is fountaining again *and* they gave us a third webcam *and* webcam 2 is clear again

I'm tired of emails. I'm tired of indeed and glassdoor. I'm tired of automated rejections. Are there any steppe wizards looking for an apprentice

So fond of this creature. She's so marvelously spherical

I get this question a lot. I don't have strong views on how transmasc people should dress, but since I often get the question, I've thought about it a bit. Will share some thoughts in this thread. 🧵

So cool and fun trying to start a career when everything I've considered is being laid off, cut from the budget, or replaced by robots. fuck am I supposed to Do

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Seriously applying to be a utilities locator just so I can have income again to buy my silly little treats

Did not win, but I Did make a purchase with my tax return money, and you should also do this

Baby's first attempt at the skyrim fortify restoration loop. I fucked it up a little but I Will do it again even more and also worse

Oh go on then, if anyone follows me they already know what sort of freak I am

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I'm tired of getting denied by part-time retail jobs I'm superqualified for. can I be the ferret who cleans the particle accelerator tubes

She's explicitly using Potter bux to fund her war on trans people. If you truly can not quit the wizarding world at the very least pirate it

Probably for the best

Exceptionally funny, I think, to have two out of three trilogies let related people kiss. Dunno if they even considered the relation the second time, but it's a great example of a fool-me-once situation in which case nothing is learned and everyone is just as surprised when they do it again

Please hiring manager...please review my onboarding shit and start paying me so I can buy Beast Stickers,

Every year everyone does an april fool's day thing and every year I'm so stupid zoned out from allergies that I forget what day it is and notice nothing