Booked in Fulton County, Georgia, inmate number P01135809.

Engineers just proposed a 36mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 lightyears away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400yrs. The passengers who board will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.

Engineers just proposed a 36mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 lightyears away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400yrs. The passengers who board will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.

It’s SUPER VICTIM!! 🦹🏼‍♂️😂 So narcissistic that he thinks that the people who he targets are out to get HIM.

GOLD!!! 🤣 He looks even worse everyday.

If he shoots himself in it, I’m fine with it. #fucktrump l.smartnews.com/p-7JyJQa08/W...

My god, he’s a fucking idiot!

Why don’t MAGAts know what the Left has known about him for 50 YEARS?? MAGA is so beyond stupid. Trump doesn’t give a flying fuck about you!!

Has any Republican even TRIED to get the national deficit down? Mayor Mamdani got NYC’s deficit down by taxing the uber rich. A Republican could NEVER. Mamdani is the best choice for NYC!! I♡NYC!!! ༺❀༻

sorry, boss… can't come in today! I was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world.

PSA: Max out a credit card to move out of the US. It’s not like you’d have to pay it back once you move 😁 Hehe

If nobody’s coming to save you, then nobody’s coming to stop you either.

Big Old Fireball🔥💥🧡🍊🥃 -Fireball whiskey -everclear -bitters -simple syrup -orange rind

Trump has failed America His failures add up every single day. Everyday brings more disastrous policies/choices/decisions THEN HE WASTES MILLIONS ON GOLF EVERY FUCKING WEEK INFLATION IS RISING DOLLAR IS SHRINKING PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING JOBS ARE DISAPPEARING EPSTEIN CLASS GETS RICHER FU DJT

RFK Jr. is NOT a medical professional and because of him, there’s an outbreak of measles due to the absence of medical training and medical degrees. FIRE RFK JR!!! l.smartnews.com/p-7Cw4MKuR/u...

"There was a shooter at the Correspondents Dinner!" Me: Is he dead? "No." Me: Then, I don’t care.

This veteran was NOT betrayed— they were literally just too stupid to listen to the warnings from the Democrats for the past decade. Why is MAGA so fucking stupid? l.smartnews.com/p-7AecXp3q/n...

🤣 I’m not paying back SHIT!! Fuck you, Kansas!! Source: Kansas Reflector share.google/LCPHvb103O0P...

The eye turning outward like that means his frontotemporal dementia is affecting his brain even more than before. I worked in the nursing home industry and I saw this in dementia patients— not all of the dementia patients, BUT it is tale-tell sign that something, such as dementia, is wrong w/ the 🧠.

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I live in the dumbest timeline. While Democrats hold their predators accountable, Republicans protect their predators’ identities.

And sometimes, you just have to eat Honey nut Cheerios in bed and say fuck it. #fuckit #cheerios

Obama is the Chosen One 😂

Why does MAGA keep defending pedophiles?? I really wanna know why.

Can we skip to the part where he shoots himself in his bunker? Asking for the entire US… #fucktrump

Do you think former presidents will attend Trump’s funeral? Put your opinions in the comments please 🫶🏼

Is it odd that I no longer want to listen to the news anymore? Because everything he does will end up more horrifying and gruesome than yesterday’s news. At this point, I’m just waiting for IT to happen💀⚰️ #releasetheepsteinfiles

@donaldtrumpposts.bsky.social ✌🏼Hope this helps!

I’m an atheist and I’m with Pope Leo 1,000%!!

Hey America! This is how it’s done! 💯🎯💙🔥

I got suspended from Facebook for bullying homophobes/transphobes. I wear that as a badge of honor to my LGBTQ homies!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌🏼

I need to be alone for certain periods of time or I violate my own rhythm. #introvertproblems

I hope they tackle Trump and drag him out of the White House like the fat orange bitch that he is.

Why do my cats act like they pay any amount of rent when they don’t? #catsofinstagram

PSA: PAM BONDI HAS BEEN FIRED!!! She lied about the Epstein files and she should be thrown in prison FOR LIFE!! #isaidwhatisaid #pambondi

I don’t think I’m ever getting back to sleep… I moved out of position now I can’t get back under the covers and it’s freezing 🥶 while it’s raining. These two are the best cats I’ve ever had, but I’m freezing my ass off! #catsofinstagram #rainynight #catsfollowers #rain #catmom

I’m not home for 10 minutes and my cat cuddles with me! 🥹

Trump has said that he wants federal agents to bully and hit anti ICE protestors more. And Republican cowards in congress won't do anything about it.

I need you to believe in yourself the way that your parents truly believed they did the best they could.

Handing out the Epstein files at CPAC. From @thegoodliars.bsky.social

I am exhausted from living through historical events every goddamn day! #history #stupidestoftimes #trump

Olive just being lazy…

52% of women between the ages of 20 and 39 are child-free. I am one of them. And men are getting upset. Women are not your toaster ovens for your white evangelical pop-tarts, sorry.

OMG WHEN WILL HE DIE?!? 💀 FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!

Religion is the dumbest concept because it is the biggest scam ever invented by humans. #atheist

I’ve never hated someone as much as I hate Trump. I sincerely hope that Iran bombs wherever Trump is located. Strike him dead, Iran.

Trump accuses people of doing what he’s going to do or has done already.

I sincerely hope that Iran bombs wherever Trump is located. #FuckTrump

What?? 😦