we are seriously paying this monster to eat fast food and watch TV.

he can’t even pronounce it. lite.cnn.com/2026/03/16/p...

Vance should stick to screwing couches. www.wral.com/news/local/v...

will you look at that. my retired, widowed, now-dead mother's federal taxes went up under the trump administration.

nothing to see here, move along people www.chronicle.com/article/unc-...

¡no me digas!

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those who do not learn UNIX are doomed to imitate it... poorly.

this one's tempting, primarily for its proximity to Dollywood jobs.ornl.gov/job/Oak-Ridg...

why i went to bed early last night.

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“I silently wish him a swift, violent case of diarrhea the moment we board the plane” 🤣🤣🤣

Duke has so little to do with the city of Durham that they have to partner with the University of Maryland (yes, I read the article) www.wral.com/news/local/d...

"and it freaks people out, because they can't read, or think." — I do love my boss.

when I tell my boss “if they ain’t feedin, fuckin or financin, I don’t have time” and he replies “if they ain’t payin your bills don’t pay them no mind”

toxic trait 47b: any time I hear the phrase "to where" my brain immediately disengages from the speaker.

I love that my HOA sends Mr. Plow after the shit melts, every single time. Dude is seriously driving back and forth on black asphalt with his blade raised.

it heartens me to know that my neighbor is Working From Home (we share an employer) and see steam escaping her dryer vent at 10:45 a.m.

I feel seen. youtu.be/G5YmIqYSqA0

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

when my boss addresses me with “this isn’t an attack, but…”

"peanut butter pay raises" — known to state employees as "cost of living adjustments" www.cbsnews.com/news/pay-rai...

"I thought he was only going to abuse gay people" is not really a save, but maybe it will lead to some reflection

but, her e-mails, her e-mails, whut whut, her e-mails lite.cnn.com/2026/01/20/p...

This works too.

funny how contracts apply to customers paying bills but not to companies providing services. just rolled 9 hours with no cell service.

Elon seizing control of the US military by getting the government to voluntarily integrate it into a fake-AI network that actually just parrots his own personal directives is such a hilarious and fitting end to American empire

every time I see Tillis' name, I respect him less. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...

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I have very few hopes for anyone who thought Trump sounded smart up to this point.

Too late Tillis. Should have said all this shit before retirement.

when he has no problem helping generate an $84 tab, then it’s his turn and he’s “trying to limit eating out for health reasons” #scrub

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-Killed two people into MAGA star red carpet treatment -Fumbles every bag he's given -Dry milks his "brand" in everything from coffee to video games -Raises hundreds of thousands to found Media Accountability Project (that does nothing) -Has to joke about killing people again for Elon Musk scraps

y'all look tillis is pullin a bolton www.wral.com/news/state/n...

“well, she can walk her happy ass up the steps and look for herself” “the next time she calls tell her you’re not doing her fucking job for her” #thisiswhereiwork

people can sure text me when they need something.

yesterday my superiors told us, in nearly the same breath, that we have new performance goals to review yet no one will have their job descriptions updated/corrected, no one will get a raise and no one will get a cost of living adjustment. go, team!

even organ music is affected: "due to the new tariffs DHL has suspended delivery of goods to the USA until further notice. See Deutschepost/DHL"

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

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🙃

Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.

Wearing my sweatpants with writing on the ass that say, “Juicy, but not in the good way.”

“I’m not a fan of some of the ships you do. I’m a very aesthetic person and I don’t like some of the ships you’re doing aesthetically,” Trump told an assemblage of military brass gathered at Quantico earlier this year. lite.cnn.com/2025/12/22/p...

"They both have husbands who also work as healthcare providers" should fairly well send most of their clients' southern sensibilities into a tail-spin.

wow, Progressive! I can't wait to SAVE MORE MONEY!

love it when someone interrupts me to talk over me, then trails off in mid-sentence, distracted by their phone.

Goals.

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