now this is some teacher appreciation right here

y'all alright, Durham? www.wral.com/news/local/d...

breaking: the athletic department gets away with murder. www.wral.com/news/investi...

long-time NCSU police already got screwed by "career banding"; now they'll be waking up with combines in their beds www.wral.com/news/local/n...

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🎶this is how legends are made🎶

"If I were in a better mood, I'd feel bad for them." 🤣🤣🤣

RFK Jr. denies saying Black kids on SSRIs "are going to have a chance to go somewhere and get reparented to live in a community where there'll be no cell phones." Says: "I don't even know what that means"

I cannot believe this man has a job in public health

How is “viewpoint diversity” not just affirmative action for people with bad ideas

"Alamance County had allowed burning if you were within 100’ of an occupied structure." Good to know.

"The UI is clean. The API is RESTful. The architecture diagram is beautiful. The outputs are wrong. Nobody checks because nobody knows what correct outputs look like. They've never looked at the data. They've never computed a baseline" leehanchung.github.io/blogs/2026/0... via @coxn.skyquarium.org

I'll take loser one, please and thank you.

down with datacenters. they ain't no good. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...

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"DONALD, check your security meter level" instructs the company which will soon inform me that their shit's been hacked and that my immutable private information has been sold on the dark web.

this is the most self-inflicted wound in the long and storied history of Trump administration fuckups and unfortunately as per usual they have managed to hurt everyone else at the same time the world will pay, for years, for the hubris of the stupidest and most evil people alive

we are seriously paying this monster to eat fast food and watch TV.

he can’t even pronounce it. lite.cnn.com/2026/03/16/p...

Vance should stick to screwing couches. www.wral.com/news/local/v...

will you look at that. my retired, widowed, now-dead mother's federal taxes went up under the trump administration.

nothing to see here, move along people www.chronicle.com/article/unc-...

¡no me digas!

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those who do not learn UNIX are doomed to imitate it... poorly.

this one's tempting, primarily for its proximity to Dollywood jobs.ornl.gov/job/Oak-Ridg...

why i went to bed early last night.

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“I silently wish him a swift, violent case of diarrhea the moment we board the plane” 🤣🤣🤣

Duke has so little to do with the city of Durham that they have to partner with the University of Maryland (yes, I read the article) www.wral.com/news/local/d...

"and it freaks people out, because they can't read, or think." — I do love my boss.

when I tell my boss “if they ain’t feedin, fuckin or financin, I don’t have time” and he replies “if they ain’t payin your bills don’t pay them no mind”

toxic trait 47b: any time I hear the phrase "to where" my brain immediately disengages from the speaker.

I love that my HOA sends Mr. Plow after the shit melts, every single time. Dude is seriously driving back and forth on black asphalt with his blade raised.

it heartens me to know that my neighbor is Working From Home (we share an employer) and see steam escaping her dryer vent at 10:45 a.m.

I feel seen. youtu.be/G5YmIqYSqA0

Whenever you see a story about how liberals aren't making their conservative peers feel welcome enough, this is who they're talking about.

when my boss addresses me with “this isn’t an attack, but…”

"peanut butter pay raises" — known to state employees as "cost of living adjustments" www.cbsnews.com/news/pay-rai...

"I thought he was only going to abuse gay people" is not really a save, but maybe it will lead to some reflection

but, her e-mails, her e-mails, whut whut, her e-mails lite.cnn.com/2026/01/20/p...

This works too.

funny how contracts apply to customers paying bills but not to companies providing services. just rolled 9 hours with no cell service.

Elon seizing control of the US military by getting the government to voluntarily integrate it into a fake-AI network that actually just parrots his own personal directives is such a hilarious and fitting end to American empire

every time I see Tillis' name, I respect him less. www.wral.com/news/nccapit...

my theme for 2026 open.spotify.com/track/37yMn9...

I have very few hopes for anyone who thought Trump sounded smart up to this point.

Too late Tillis. Should have said all this shit before retirement.

when he has no problem helping generate an $84 tab, then it’s his turn and he’s “trying to limit eating out for health reasons” #scrub

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