Sorry it’s just- That dude got the shit kicked out of him.

⠀ ⠀ He ‘ s fine 。;) ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Goodness && he wonders why he died a virgin 。 ⠀

⠀ Practically dragging himself to @patheticdoll.bsky.social ⠀〝 S-Sorry for calling you a bitch and other shit . Honest mistake . 〞 Bleeding from the mouth, messed up fur and a nasty black eye . Wonderful . ⠀ ⠀

“Oh. Well, uhhhh….”

⠀ ⠀〝 O-OKAY .... GOING ... 〞 Getting up from the ground, blood coming from his mouth and attempting to run back . Totally not abt to cry from pain . ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒 ⠀⠀She is NOT a normal wife. ⠀

⠀ ⠀〝 OW WHAT THE FUCK OW— ⠀ ⠀ ⠀STOP STOP STOP — 〞 Shaking like a traumatized dog, screaming-! ⠀〝 I'M SORRY, I WON'T SAY IT AGAIN . 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀〝 I don't care . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ 〝 You give dumb white bitch energy . So listen up bimbolina, X is a demon from who knows where and will make your life hell for the stupidest reasons . 〞 ⠀ 〝 If his ugly face wasn't telling as is . 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀〝 I'm suicidal . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ I fed Alex a pudding cup , watered him twice today , && let him have a little bit of sunlight with exercise with the Obelisk today , what is his problem 。 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Delusional af to call that hellspawn your friend . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

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⠀ ⠀ 〝 I knew the silence was too ⠀ good to be true . Fuck me . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

#MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #HORRORBREWRP | #HORRORRP | #BSKYRP | #MVRP

⠀ ⠀ ⠀〝 My non existent arm hurts . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ Even if the chase didn't start, Alex knew this kind of routine all too well . Huffing, he ran in the direction he normally ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀goes to go to Eden . ⠀⠀〝 FuckFuckFuck 〞 Turning a corner and stopping to think amongst the panic. He hates Eden, a lot, but right now it's his only escape . " ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ​𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐒 ⠀⠀For context, Alex knows All Father by the name of "X". So when he says ⠀that, he's referring to All Father . ⠀ ⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀“ Fucking, exactly. I always have to deal with X complaining ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀about his son. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I DO NOT CARE . ” “ And then he also puts me in charge of the weird ass creature he has like it's some sort of dog . Everyday I hope I wake up finally dead just to be out of here . ” ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ 〝 Realist shit I've heard actually . Took the words right out of my mouth . 〞 ⠀

⠀⠀ A visibly disgusted and disturbed expression on the vessels face, backing up slowly . ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 〝 ... Suure .. 〞 Glancing around before just ... making a run for it. He does NOT want to deal with any of the All Father's family. ⠀

⠀⠀ 〝 Yeah no shit, this is why I hate immortality . 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Can't even sleep around here . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

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⠀⠀ 〝 I'm not jealous, just grossed out . 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Last mental image I want is of ⠀⠀⠀these cryptids getting it on . 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ 〝 Some things are better kept to yourself . It's important to me ⠀⠀⠀⠀that you know this ... 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Somewhere in the garden. To the left ... I don't know where you want him and I think it's best I don't ⠀ ⠀ ⠀... 'scare' him further ... 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 〝 Is this your thing ? ⠀Fighting with strangers to be ⠀superior in any form knowing if ⠀you tried it anywhere else you ⠀wouldn't get that satisfaction ? 〞 ⠀ ⠀Starting to just walk away. 〝 I could care less what Barney The Dinosaur says. There's bigger ⠀ ⠀fish to fry for me. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Yeah he kinda fucked me up. 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ 〝 Be for real. If I could do something. With my hair I would but I kinda have bigger things to worry about and also only have ONE FUCKING ARM. 〞 ⠀

⠀ 〝 If you need to scream so loud ⠀⠀⠀that even China can hear then ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ maybe you did. 〞 ⠀

[🩸] An indie/personal portrayal of Exodus from Sonic.Exe: Uneasy Rest [🩸] Headcanon heavy until more lore is introduced. Please keep this in mind. Written by Slushie! #sonicexerp #horrorrp #sonicrp #sthrp

I have never played a Sonic game My name is Larp the Hedgehog

⠀ Stopping and turning around to face her. 〝 So you think following me will do good ? 〞 ⠀

⠀ 〝 Yes and you should totally look ⠀ ⠀at the blue and yellow guy ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀over there ok bye 〞 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀BOOKING IT — ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀〝 NONONO— ⠀I'llgotalktoyour'dog'rightnow. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀〝 You go deal with it then. I'm not dealing with the family dog. 〞 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀〝 As if that fucking thing would ⠀actually listen to anything I say. ⠀Otherwise yes, I'd happily tell the ⠀ ⠀ abomination to go home. 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 Ragebaiting X's fuckass dog. 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀〝 YES HE DO -! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀HELP —〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ he dont bite 。 ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH— 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 I hope X's weird cryptic family ⠀distracts him so I can take a nap.〞 ⠀ ⠀

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀〝 ... ... ... 〞 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 〝 ... How about we /don't/ do that— 〞 ⠀ ⠀