Just got out of the shower

I'll be honest- I'm so painfully tired of hearing about X on here. About half of the posts in my feed are about how bad it is over there, whether to migrate here or not, accounts getting deleted. Can we just use this platform instead of piddling around in the shadow of the other one?

Ok using this more in anticipation of full on Twitter collapse

Oh, hello!

Can I show 1/4 areola over here??

Having deja vu

Just remembered this existed lol

This app keeps labeling all my photos as “sexually suggestive” even when they’re not— like sorry I’m just naturally sexy, I can’t help it!

Loungin

Boz and Jennifer Tilly have been the best additions to RHOBH this season hands down

I do not desire to be online (in general + living in constant threat of having accounts suspended) I would *much* rather spend time with you in person. Send a note, book a date, put your phone away and feel those first date butterflies fill you up as we approach each other for the first time.

Good morning ☀️

Dream me, oh dreamer 🎶

USA Spring Travels 🕊️ 3/19-21: Palo Alto 3/22-24: Austin 3/25-26: Dallas 3/27-28: Seattle 3/29-4/1: Los Angeles 4/4-7: San Francisco Limited availability remaining for all cities 🤍

Pretty in purple 💜

Give us drafts on here pleaseee

As a man, you should be able to touch your toes when standing

Just realizing that Mook on The White Lotus is played by one of the biggest k-pop stars in the world 😅

I’ve decided I’m gonna start shit posting here since this app is so dead. No chance of ruining my branding if nobody can see it lol

Good news: The days are going to get longer and longer until June 20th

This season of Love is Blind was terribly boring. Makes me never want to go to Minneapolis haha. Next season takes place in Denver… bracing myself

San Francisco March 19-21

People who want to climb Mount Everest in 2025 need to be psychologically studied

Happy International Women’s Day

Re-watching Sex and the City in your 30s is funny because you realize quickly that Carrie is the problem, and she doesn’t even dress that well

Good night 🌌

Thick thighs save lives

The way I literally do not care about this app 😭

3 piece suit— I mean set

I used to be so funny on Twitter until I hit a certain number of followers and people started acting like they couldn’t handle a bitch with wit so I started larping as a hot girl with no thoughts

Elevator chronicles

Clean body, dirty mind

Keep forgetting I have this thing

Good morning 🌞

Birthday baby

“Show, don’t tell” isn’t just a literary device, it’s the only way to retain my attention.

Another day, another hotel bathrobe

Moments from NYC

Ended up at L’industrie and it was some of the best pizza I’ve ever had. The fig jam and bacon was especially good.

NYC is so good to me