Good morning, Monsters. #corgicrew

In general I avoid books that get a ton of hype and that’s the only reason I haven’t read this one until now. Demon Copperhead is one hell of a story. Highly recommend it.

One hundred and eleventy

Look man, all I’m saying is that if the treat envelope doesn’t have an extra 30% in it this month then I cannot guarantee there won’t be some “accidents” around your fine establishment… #corgicrew

It’s a Major Award!

Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:

This shop has a 4.3 rating on Grügle but I’m dubious. Do I just stick my arm in there? How small is this artist? Are they a raccoon?

“You know…you’re really gods damned irritating sometimes FoodGuy…”

When conservatives I know would yell “Biden is unfit to be president! He’s too old and his brain is gone!” I would agree with them. Now when I say the same thing about Trump I’m met with “But Biden…” 🤦‍♂️

credit where credit is due, getting your cult addicted to tallow before importing screwworms is a good bit

🫡 all the brave Canadian and Mexican souls lost in The Great Hoggening

Corgs on watch. I’m swear we just cleaned the snoot marks off the window a minute ago… #corgicrew

We can’t leave out The Coop™️ on Corgi Day! #corgicrew

The Wolf Bunker #corgicrew

It’s international corgi day?? Spike wants you to play with him! #corgicrew

Been reading John William’s Stoner and this description, from the very first page, has been stuck with me for days

🎶 I’m just a corg whose intentions are good Tall-dog, please just let me eat all of your food 🎶 That’s it. That is why I couldn’t go back to sleep this morning… I hate my brain quite often

Enemies: Vanquished Cooper: Victorious (Also Very Hungry For Snacks)

How to NOT sell your stuff online

Party Time

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Resting up after a nice, full day. Got squirrels to yell at bright and early #corgicrew

Today was a good day, FoodGuy #corgicrew

Spike sez it’s a good day to go to the Farmers Market #corgicrew

Sup? Any a youse tall dogs wanna take me to the parp? #corgicrew

Lil’ Sebastard

Happy #TongueOutTuesday from Agent Cooper #corgicrew

So I was talkin’ to Mr Frogge and he told me to tell you that you’re a good dog, too. Also that’d you’d give me a cookie #corgicrew

🧙‍♂️ 🐔

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Look, I may have a more than surface level understanding of a topic and a nuanced opinion about something but I still reserve the right to not debate. Instead I’ll opt for “lol get wrecked, idiot” and be fine with that

I work 6 days a week so my Boys can live a life of ease and comfort. Lucky bastages #corgicrew

A bee just assaulted me by flying in through my open kitchen door. I successfully trapped and then released it, unharmed, outside. I deserve a medal.

Wolfman ain’t havin none of my shenanigans this morning #corgicrew

Spike: FoodGuy, a Comrade is down. A fellow Potato has fallen 🫡 Wolfe: **CHOMP**

Look at this handsome little monster what with him’s little floof-cut #corgicrew

disregard | verb | to pay no attention to : treat as unworthy of regard or notice

Did you know that if you brush your hair enough the devil will show you his butthole?

Reason number billionty we don't have to forgive MTG - She's an anti-vaxxer now!