sketch commission done for @paperf.lat! not even a noticeable lack of a 3rd dimension can impede or obstruct the beautiful, blissful bond between two gay girls who are gay for each other. that's right babeyyy!!! love wins!!!

Confucius says 'Do not let your meat loaf.'

Favourite kitchen widgets department: The Alligator! Dices onions, garlic, carrots or whatever in seconds. Cleanup is a rinse in tap water, dries in the dish drainer.

Sunshine on my shoulder 🎶🎶🎵🎶 Charlie is a sweet little lump of sugar. All he wants is to be near you. 🥰❤️🐶

sometimes you just gotta POMPF with your girlfriend

Took 6 hours and a cherry picker to deface the Kennedy Center, it's taken 24h and construction of a scaffold and covering the works with a tarp to conceal the workers missing the removal deadline

A good time to remind everyone: Amazon stopped disclosing its total, company-wide energy consumption two years ago It is SO WEIRD to me how rarely this is remarked upon. They.....are not a small company, and this is a hugely important number. ketanjoshi.co/2025/05/23/d...

What to do with your unwanted elpackers

Double oatmeal raisin cookies are the most wildly popular thing to ever come out of my kitchen. 12 dozen made for family and friends in the last 4 weeks.

Compression test on the 2008 Corolla with 305,000km: cyl 1-140psi, cyl 2- 145psi, cyl 3 -153psi & cyl 4 -155psi. Pretty respectable for an 18 year old engine even if it's at the bottom of Toyota Service acceptable specs. Oil change every 5000km and LPG fuel […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

From the things that make me happier than they should department: new rice cooker has a rice paddle holder and, more importantly, a handle on the underside of the lid. Someone worked out that it's convenient to put the pan and lid in the fridge and it ALWAYS […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

This is good. "The largest expansion of Australia’s outdated power grid in decades has finally been completed, opening up a new 900-kilometre link between NSW, Victoria and South Australia that will soon make it easier to add wind and solar farms to the network before the closure of more […]

A fine example of a mountweazel near my house. Donahue Rd doesn't exist and never has. It would be between two driveways and goes nowhere. It's a feature in Open Street Maps and was duped by Google Maps for about 20 year. Tourists would frequently follow […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

In reference to Donald Trump’s tantrum Sunday at the end of his 𝘔𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 interview. How dare reporters actually ask him for real evidence of election fraud.

Jesus or Hello Kitty! #humor

Dob supercharging effect. When Fiona and Charlie poke their noses out in the wind, their brains finally get enough oxygen to realise how amazing it all is

Kirby the low-rider collie with one blue eye makes some hilarious faces sometimes

Oh hell yes. 👏🏻 Kennedy Center starts to remove Trump name to comply with court ... - MSN www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

Sex workers tell the truth about their profession | You Can't Ask That | Full Episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts4p23fnUjU

Charlie says hi and wonders wotcha doin?

Basic Japanese Word Order is simple, once you see the (odd) pattern. Of course! "I (iは/wa It's about me) student am" 😣

Lest you had any doubt that the Trump regime is operating concentration camps. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/05/alligator-alcatraz-detainees-denied-food-water

oh but it does

It's alarming that drinking raw milk has become a trend. There's a good reason why milk is pasteurized. Nearly 60 Idahoans sick after drinking raw milk in past two weeks • Idaho Capital Sun […]

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House Republicans joined by 4 Democrats vote to literally take food away from pregnant women and children

“Illegal! You cannot intimidate voters. You’re in a polling place. Get the fuck out of here!” Trump’s ICE goons intimidating voters in California…

1/ Russia claims the Baltic states are helping Ukraine strike Russian territory. Lithuania's answer was simple: Ukraine has the right to defend itself under international law.

Yikes — Gov @mikiesherrill.bsky.social community noted for lying about who knocked over the barricades (spoiler: it was the police)

Trophy Housemate roadtripped down to Melbourne to look after some family on 22 May. I don't know how she does it, 12 hours of bombing it down the motorways.

Duo is glaring at me again. Look mate, I did 2 Japanese lessons today, you're just peevish because I have been doing 3/day. I think I'm going to leave it til your eyes glow red again. Rotten little AI bird doesn't run my life, you got that? 小さなジャークバード

[footy club covered up sexual assault of a child& re-admitted the offender after prison time] https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-31/tyrendarra-football-sexual-assault-minor-return-club/106691104

weird thing about RWNJs is f you catch out their compatriots using phrases like 'woke mind virus' and call said user on the carpet, their last line of defence is to say 'you took it out of context!!!11!!!' Forgive me for reading what was written, in the context it was written, mate. Or don't. I […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@vicnews/116667471900727963 Amateur radio volunteers think Ted Cruz shouLd FRO

Few people know that westies are not born, they hatch from cosy fur eggs, like Charlie here

I loved it so much I had @adamzyglis.bsky.social make one for me. I will hang it my home proudly. Thanks, Adam!

Immigrants held in Camp East Montana in Texas have filed a class action against DHS alleging violations of their Fifth Amendment rights and the Administrative Procedure Act. Their complaint makes clear that the Trump regime, particularly DHS, now headed by Markwayne Mullin, is intentionally […]

Live music by dead people in bad cosplay. I wonder what Tina would think of being portrayed by an actor in blackface. Simply the worst.

Bought the ice cream freezer attachments for the KitchenAid mixer. Bowl has to be frozen for 24h before freezing the custard cream. I wonder if this will work.

#charlie the rescue westie has the best dogsmile, all the time! He's a snuggler and adores his new houemates

[Misandry] Fucking men. Immature little bitches.

Teen girl fashion in Ferntree Gully, Victoria: pyjamas and slippers. we don't need no leggings or 'activewear.' Why be cool when you can be openly apathetic?

RE: https://mastodon.social/@weezmgk/116652018177773494 Have Americans never heard the word 'prat' before? prat in British English noun slang an incompetent or ineffectual person: often used as a term of abuse

Kimmel has the lowdown on the prat running for mayor of LA. Yes, an actual prat. Spencer Pratt. https://youtu.be/g_MBX1Mu4EQ?si=zx73X6LOdcls7t-e&t=793

Geofenced websites pissing you off?? Firefox has a free 50GB/month VPN plugin which fixes little nuisances like that stupid little newspaper website in Moosehump, Iowa that you may want to see once in a lifetime and whose paranoid sysadmin doesn't want […] [Original post on mastodon.social]