It's amazing how one bit of good news can turn your day around

Simple Plan and Avril Lavigne 💥 @man-eternally.bsky.social @litatalked.bsky.social @kevincarndt.bsky.social

Recently started making custom knife handles because why not. Anyway, happy Pride:

Almost got run over by a dude wearing an O'Connor shirt who decided stop signs don't apply to him. Seems appropriate

A @litatalked.bsky.social beige flag is that she cannot for the life of her understand how a 50/50 raffle works. I've explained so many times. Can't get it.

Just left the dentist

Opening social media as someone who didn't watch the super bowl:

In case it's not clear, the federal stop work order on foreign aid projects will absolutely lead to people dying. Lots of people. But they aren't rich white Americans, so who cares right?

Guy from Boston who thinks disney is trying to turn kids gay: Hey you see that-

Just found my senior year student ID and I think I can confidently say I did not peak in high school

"Planning a trip to Chicago in February" is not something I ever imagined myself doing, but here we are

Everyone called my DC roommate "Racist Steve" and he was one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Got banned from MetLife stadium for getting drunk and fighting cops and instead of going to jail, he was right back at Zeldins office on Monday morning for his internship. www.cnn.com/2024/11/11/p...