fucking bequeathed

That'll sure lower those prices that were raised by the Trump tariffs and are hurting all those farmers.

Way to read the room, Mouse.

this is an adam sandler movie waiting to happen, a guy who does onside kicks in his kitchen who helps win the super bowl after he is signed to be an onside kick specialist

Dammit. More selfies, incoming.

A fundamental difference between the idiots that surround Trump and all the rest of the professionals in the GOP is Trump attracts the people who never did their homework. Which is annoying because being stupid isn't supposed to be rewarded. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I was once in an Industrial Bluegrass band called Iridescent Mammals.

So sad to hear this. He was a tremendous guy and you couldn't have worked a cycle in Illinois without getting his advice if you were smart.

Yep. Publishers need to take responsibility again.

Just knee deep in cookies with six phones each all checking Twitter and their MMA group texts

Message to the Olds out there in politics. Folks are restless. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/09/10/c...

If you want to know why ICE is doing a big ole thing today in Chicago, here you go. That's real. Trump made it for Jeffrey Epstein.

That was some entertaining ass football.

Wow. Hell of a catch.

Bryce has really missed Marlin Klein. OU being able to put pressure on him because there's no reliable relief option on the middle seam has the passing game rattled.

Oklahoma's had several killer mistakes in this game letting Michigan hang around. Now a muffed punt.

Cool. Definitely sounds worth a listen.

NINETY?!? wgntv.com/news/chicago...

Dr. No is fine.

Pure, unmitigated rage coursing through my body over a call in a game I have zero investment in…football officially back 😍

Come on Michigan donors, Bryce needs himself a receiving corps. Did deep!

I am very excited about Bryce Underwood.

Okay, Bryce in the two minute drill. Let's see whatcha got.

Hi Michigan football interested friends, I did a giant post summarizing my thoughts on the program and what to expect this year substack.com/@manuelexcel...

Pretty soon they're gonna have to change their name to Trump Airlines because they've fililed so many bankruptcies.

Weakest Chicago Mayor in a generation by a mile. Two hand picked boards of education and two hand picked CEOs later and he still keeps taking it on the chin. He was a teacher! This is the topic he's supposed to know best! I've never seen anything like this. chicago.suntimes.com/chicago-scho...

fucking bankers

OMG, Taylor Swift... is experiencing high grocery prices from Trump's inflation causing tariffs. The price of ground beef us over $6 a pound! Crazy, right?

Love ya, Chicago.

For the rest of my days, whenever I interact with a member of the media and I'm trying to convince them to cover a story a certain way, I will always try to use the following: "Please don’t do in the news nothing about me.”

I’m always amazed to see how this idea, which only a few nerds like me talked about in college, has gathered steam over the years.

I see Billy and Ray Ray are recycling their stuff to chase the news cycle, so I'll do the same. This is a dumb idea. If you want to fix things, kill the primaries as we know them. This is the way. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/08/14/o...

I love that Jeff is gonna Old Man Yell at Cloud his way through NYC Mayor.

Like, every Trump policy. Seriously, all of them.

OMG

That's bullshit. You don't skip presidential elections after the great financial crisis, covid, etc. because you're just trying to not make any waves. He didn't give a shit.

This is not my favorite headline because it doesn't address my main point in the piece, but primaries are really stupid and they're a better thing to fix than "independent maps." www.chicagotribune.com/2025/08/14/o... Here's why. 1/

I am voting for whoever burns this to the ground. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

All the stupidity of the next four years.

Every press flack's dream come true.

This should go in the Bluesky terms of service

Ooof

$70 billion in capex this year for this:

"The wave has come as the administration is seeking to change the subject from its broken promise to release files related to the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein." Honest to God, it's the first time I can recall that the media has said the "HE'S TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU" thing out loud.

🤯🤯🤯

Fascinating

No wonder the stupidest shit is being done. The stupidest person whose family makes money on building homes is leading the way.

What an astounding story. The good folks at Shedd anesthesized a beluga whale for surgery to remove cysts. Photos, videos and more at this link. www.sheddaquarium.org/about-shedd/...

RIP Ozzy Osbourne, here are 7 heavy metals limited in our sewer system.