This is why professors kids end up weird isn't it

GRADING INTERLUDE What does chatGPT think of this? Answers below! A father and his son are in a car accident. The father dies at the scene, and the son is rushed to the hospital. The surgeon, who is the boy’s father, says: “I can’t operate on this boy; he’s my son!” How is that possible?

Not a bad hall for the first Halloween they could actually request their own candy.

After five years in Baltimore, I am finally watching The Wire

Come work with us! We're really fun, I swear! In all seriousness, Mason had been a dynamic and wonderful place to work and my CBN colleagues are wonderful 😊

Many great resources in this list! Congratulations to all of the 2025 winners, and honored that Data Management in Large-Scale Education Research received one of the 2025 SIPS Commendations!

Today marks over 100 miles, 2 lab meetings and two (impressed? Astounded?) trader Joe's employees worth of multimodal bike commuting!

Don’t be confused: The Senate Republican AI language includes the EXACT SAME AI moratorium as the House bill. Almost word-for-word. This is a complete, 10-year ban on state AI regulation. Period.

You wanna see something really scary? open.substack.com/pub/amandagu...

Thank you for standing up, speaking out, and refusing to look away 🙌❤️ ➡️ www.resistancerangers.org/rangers-unce...

So deep in toddler "no" land that I swear they just say no for kicks. "ABCD NoNoNo HIJK..."

Taking March 7 off to fight for my friends, and for the folks I have spent 20 years of my career supporting. Join me in DC or your local event.

📣I am hiring! Looking to hire a research coordinator to start in my lab later this spring/early summer to coordinate a new R01 in which we are aiming to optimize a CBT-based self-guided digital intervention for eating disorders! Apply here: wustl.wd1.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Extern... 1/n

Black History is Black Joy. Despite efforts to erase, we persist. And so does joy. Today, I stood in front of Black art that reflected our light, resilience, and imagination. From family portraits to bold colors bursting with possibility—we are here. Joy is our birthright. #joyplan

Going on two years now of shopping baby products and I have been lied to. Many. Times. But the using words "spill proof" has got to be the worst lie Big Baby has told yet.

I am making a brief appearance on social media to declare that I'm so here for Pop-Country Queen Beyonce

Does social avoidance maintain social anxiety? Our paper is now published with some "free" eprints at this link www.tandfonline.com/eprint/RQK9U... Or preprint PsyArxiv link: osf.io/preprints/ps... TLDR? More info below👇 #exposure #CognitiveBehavioralTherapy #SocialAnxiety

Is it just me or is it kind of gross that my manuscript is rejected then offered "a guarantee that [my] manuscript will proceed directly to peer review in Heliyon."?

Parenting thought of the day: While looking at one of the twins I thought "wow he looks like if me and [my husband, father of my children] had a baby"

Filling out my SPR profile. This request for my IM handle just warms my little millennial heart

This is like getting to redo my Twitter introduction post isn't it? Too bad I still don't know what I'll be posting about. Here's a fair guess: Babies Cat/neighborhood animals Research (mine) Research (wishlist) Faculty/academic life Food Hobbies I wish I had Unsolicited advice for students