"l've never felt more like singing the blues, when Everton don't play and Liverpool lose..." UTFT!!!

Men of the people, fighting the billionaires and establishment elites. These guys truly understand the daily struggles of the working poor. #ReformLtd #TrumpCult

Re the USA... You better watch out,Peru and Colombia. You're probably next on the list. Eh ? What was that you say? No oil...? OK. As you were...

325-9. Included in that was four ducks...lf only.......

Is it too early to ready the gramophone for Guy Mitchell...?

Have Sky shown the top eight,yet...?

Good win against The Cherries🍒. PIP PIP!

BBC says that there are 11,161 at the game. That's piss poor for a PL match. Or is it because we're the opposition...?

Question...How shit must Dibling be?Spent ages and a small fortune to get this fella who,we were led to believe was a hell of a player... Moise Kean lite.

Over to you, Astro...

Matt Busby, Bobby Charlton,Alex Ferguson,Gary Neville...your boys took a hell of a beating. UTFT!!!

Shite pelanty bingo...54 minutes for this correspondent...

"l've never felt more like singing the blues when Liverpool lose..." That's all,folks... UTFT!

We should ban likes, repost and follower counts on all social media platforms to combat political extremism and hate speech online. Discuss.

Good win yesterday against a good Palace team... UTFT! Looking forward to a few vlogs on YouTube from travelling supporters. Already seen a few from others and they were very complimentary re HDS. *sits gazing at laptop screen...*

Where's Percy...? Anyone?

Liverpool pelanty bingo... 64 minutes for this correspondent... Over to you,VAR...

Seamu Coleman bingo...When will he get subbed,injured ? 37 minutes for this correspondent. UTFT!!!

Only 37 more points and we're safe,l reckon. Imagine being safe by December!!! UTFT!

Anyone have Doc's phone number...?

Small mercies...at least we're not bottom of the league.

Dibling... sounds like something boys in Eton do at night in the dorm...

Watching Lancs vs Glamorgan on YouTube...umpires seem to have forgotten the LBW law... Numerous appeals turned down and even the commentary team find it odd for some of them... UTFRR...

Oh, Lanky, Lanky...Only 110 to win. Not going to Everton it,are they...?

The Women's Euro's... what is the point of going to a tournament when,there's no chance of a scrap,lobbing bar stools at random foreigners and getting pepper sprayed and twatted by European plod...? Sitting in a bar till closing time lN PEACE? Crazy...

Oh Lanky, Lanky...557 all out...3 centurians,Hurst, Green and Hartley. But only 2 wide's as extras... Gotta be some kind of record, doncha think,Willis...?

Hats off to the England women...Love to see a goalie getting a yellow for time wasting then ending up on the losing team. Well done.

Watching Switzerland vs Spain women's footy...Dire 0-0 at the minute but them Swiss gals are wearing really short shorts like were worn by Hoddle and co moons ago but with better legs... Oh...1-0 Spain.

Have to say l'm getting rather fed up with the continuing 'saga' of the Beckham's family feud...ls it really news...? Waster marries millionaires daughter then abandons his own...So what?

Where's Musk these days ? Seems to be keeping a low profile of late...? Rehab,maybe?

ICE and possibly the National Guard forming up in LA...Prince Harry must be bricking it,now,in his well tailored slacks... *puts kettle on and prepares cheese board...*

How could a team lose/sell Messi,Neymar and Mbappe yet get better?

I want to know who does his makeup every day...? Must be paying someone...

Shame Sheffield Utd didn't get to the PL... would have been good to see Super Kev's Tyreese at BMD. Have to make do with clapping Davies and Cannon. UTFT !

Morning... With the departure of Begovic and the Virginia fella, how's about a sly bid for Fleet St's number one,Ramsdale... Could do worse.

That Masters fella at the game Sunday... Should never have been invited after what he tried to do to us... Or was it a big ,'fuck you.We're still here.' on EFCs part...?

What's taking so long ? Get it done, will yer...

Where's FrankHerbertYKYH gone ? I'm waiting on hos MOTD post and maybe the 90 minutes of Fulham vs The Boys In Blue... A few here moaned about the EFC facts he posted the other day...Come back,Frank,please.

Where's Astro...? Have I overslept ?

Of course...we all knew that was coming...👍

Brookland Beckham... See he's fallen out with mum and dad. That'll be his careers over,then...

Time of our 4th goal...? I'm plumping for minute 77. UTFT !

Just seen the table...if both Man U and Spurs both get at least a draw tomorrow (stop laughing at the back...)we'll descend back into D***e territory. Come 'ed,Dave,start winning,will yer...💙

Shit. Ipswich can still overtake the mighty Everton by one point if they win all their remaining six games and we,er, ...you know.

Musk's kid... probably the most intelligent person in the room...

Donald Frump...?

All those who went to BMD today...what was it like before regarding alehouses and are there more in the pipeline ?

Shite 1-0 down...Time of Mo Salahs winning pen ? 75 minutes for this correspondent.

I prefer booking.com,myself...