* searches EBay,Ali Express,Temu etc for 12000 mile extension cable...*

Jeez,oh...if you wanna dance,go The Grafton... Shite that,

The next game for the US of A,I would love it,really love it,if Balogun was subbed after the first minute... Come on,Poch,you know it makes sense.

Footy headline tomorrow...' Could have been Everton player scores two to beat Brazil...'

It's France's to lose,now...

Worldy by a player who shouldn't even be on the pitch...

Goalie done a Pickford,there...shouldda saved it.

Gotta love the cameramen here at the World Cup...Very quick to show clips of the crowds ans ,it seems,many of the beautiful,fair sex. Some crackers there. Just as well the Welsh never qualified...

Scotland's coming home... They're coming home etc

"...and then all my clothes, mysteriously,just fell off..."

If only Pickford had thicker legs...

Watching Spain Vs Cabo Verde and they seem very reluctant to give the ball to that Cucurella fella... He's so not very good he could well play for Everton... * lumps on his winning goal ..*

Hate it when there is a World Cup in the offing and all the good,not bad and meh players are all waiting for good offers to come in for them...We'll probably end up with (if at all) the dross no team wants. Maybe Spurs...

'Excursion' was already taken up...!

I'm in my early 70's and have yet to speak/mention the word 'egregiousl' (sp?). Maybe because l have no idea what it means. *O level English language,grade 3.*

Everton leading 3-2 last night and made a very late substitution thus handing Citeh a bit more time...lt only takes a second to score a goal...Why not just play the final minute or so with 10 men all behind the ball, especially after our previous two games?

What happened to the six minutes of time added ?

Injury time bingo....7 minute for this correspondent. UTFT !!!

To all those unhappy with the increase in STs may l suggest that you don't go to the games hungry and/or thirsty...

So now it's nine wars ended... We'll never hear the end of it. Deserves another prize, surely...?

Waves from 7th !!! UTFT !!!

Beat Chelsea later and we're only two points behind the Shite... We can do this,eh ???

The Donald...in any other profession/job he'd have been dragged away,ages ago, by the men in white jackets...Not really fair,is it ?

*plugs in gramaphone.Dusts off 'Guy Mitchell' 78....*

Time for the 25th Amendment,shirley...?

Sunderland winning....if it stay that way,a 6-0 win will put us seventh... Come on,blues,these are shite... *more ice in my turps, please,barkeep...*

YouTube gooeed...What's that all about ? WELL !!!

That oft bint,Lady Victoria Hervey,is awfully quiet after the oaf,Andrew Windsor,got lifted the other day... Maybe she's reconsidering ?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor...Well remember his 'job' years ago as some sort of UK trade delegate...Seemed to consist of numerous jollies with loads of golf and Embassy parties and maybe even a bit of trade delegating(?) every now and again. Been a complete waster since he helped beat the Argies,1982

Everton... it's like watching England cricket opening the bowling with Root and Crawley with Archer and Potts opening the batting.

Don't suppose we can move back to Goodison,can we...?

"l've never felt more like singing the blues, when Everton don't play and Liverpool lose..." UTFT!!!

Men of the people, fighting the billionaires and establishment elites. These guys truly understand the daily struggles of the working poor. #ReformLtd #TrumpCult

Re the USA... You better watch out,Peru and Colombia. You're probably next on the list. Eh ? What was that you say? No oil...? OK. As you were...

325-9. Included in that was four ducks...lf only.......

Is it too early to ready the gramophone for Guy Mitchell...?

Have Sky shown the top eight,yet...?

Good win against The Cherries🍒. PIP PIP!

BBC says that there are 11,161 at the game. That's piss poor for a PL match. Or is it because we're the opposition...?

Question...How shit must Dibling be?Spent ages and a small fortune to get this fella who,we were led to believe was a hell of a player... Moise Kean lite.

Over to you, Astro...

Matt Busby, Bobby Charlton,Alex Ferguson,Gary Neville...your boys took a hell of a beating. UTFT!!!

Shite pelanty bingo...54 minutes for this correspondent...

"l've never felt more like singing the blues when Liverpool lose..." That's all,folks... UTFT!

We should ban likes, repost and follower counts on all social media platforms to combat political extremism and hate speech online. Discuss.

Good win yesterday against a good Palace team... UTFT! Looking forward to a few vlogs on YouTube from travelling supporters. Already seen a few from others and they were very complimentary re HDS. *sits gazing at laptop screen...*

Where's Percy...? Anyone?

Liverpool pelanty bingo... 64 minutes for this correspondent... Over to you,VAR...

Seamu Coleman bingo...When will he get subbed,injured ? 37 minutes for this correspondent. UTFT!!!

Only 37 more points and we're safe,l reckon. Imagine being safe by December!!! UTFT!