Anwalt von angeschossenem Mädchen in Bochum widerspricht sämtlichen Darstellungen der Polizei

New record of cussing while working on a docx template.

I think we should stop making microsoft word templates, I think humanity could move on from them.

I'm currently becoming famous in my family's friend circles because I made focaccia using Pho broth and broth fat (it's Phởcaccia), truly this is where I peak in life.

Maybe.... i'm not open minded enough for the Transeurasian theory....

DB announcement already soft-launching problems by saying 'our next planned stop is..'

In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.

And I state again...WE NEED A SEPARATE ARTISTS ALLEY (like the ones at anime/sci-fi cons) AT SCIENCE CONFERENCES. LET ME BUY PLUSHIES AND COOL PRINTS FFS.

extreme wdr kinder chor voice: meine oma liegt im alten heim im sterben im sterben im sterben meine oma liegt im alten heim im sterben meine oma ist zu alt für medizin

eines der medikamente, auf das ich hoffe, und viele andere me/cfs erkrankte auch, kostet im jahr aktuell ca 120.000€ und daher erübrigt sich hier die frage nach journalistischer distanz zugunsten eines simplen halts maul hendrik

RaspberryPi is so dangerous because I could build myself a house plant irrigation system AND it would be so fun, but I have a job and other obligations that are not building an irrigation system. Oh woe, the primal human desire to build a watering system.

Rewatching Lion King 2 and the song Upendi comes on, my only thought for the rest of the movie was "that's noun class 9, right?"

Tf do you mean MacOS can only do Torch audio 2.2.2 and not higher

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Today I learnt that theres objects out there that people call Banh Mi Bowls, which look like fusion food Bun Thit Nuong and don't contain bread, which is what gives Banh Mi Sandwiches their name. I don't like how the name-giving referent is just omitted in that new food. Don't call it that.

As someone who uses key shortcuts for everything on a computer, the worst thing that can happen is when assuming that using the DELETE shortcut in the BIN will DELETE files permanently, but instead this os just PUTS THEM BACK to where you deleted them from and now 129 files got restored on a cloud-

Troubleshooting instructions nowadays are like "*uninformative list of settings to change in the GUI*, send it back to the factory if all fails" Old device repair instructions are like "bake the main board at 185°C to remelt the solders 👍 (attempt at your own risk)" and the latter one works better.

When I was little, all kids assumed that I knew every Asian person in town so whenever they saw another Asian person they'd ask me who it was; today I take a bus full of kindergarden kids and everyone looks at me, then asks the only Asian kid in the bus WHO IS THIS

(u/vivshaw) #labubu #linguistics

Applying prototype criteria onto pro-drop languages is like "the criteria says the argument becomes ommissible...... everything here is ommissible by context-"

Um den Folgen des Demografischen Wandels zu begegnen, wurde seitens der Politik darauf gesetzt, die #Geburtenrate zu steigern. Ohne nennenswerten Erfolg. Dabei gäbe es eine bessere Lösung. Wie #Bildung und #Rente zusammenhängen -> mpg.de/25296991/bil... #Demografie @mpidr.bsky.social

I accidentally shamed a guy next to me by leaving the bus station booth right when he lit his cigarette, he looked at the woman who sat next to me and apologised, then put the cigarette out-

Had someone at work suggest I use ChatGPT to generate myself a list of words with specific criteria and instinctively I said "It doesnt understand word structure though" and the person tried to justify that "sometimes it does understand it"

Whenever I see adults leaving negative reviews on Atwood or Woolf because they "found it hard to identify with the characters and the world isnt being explored [sic]" I grow more resentful of booktok and feel the need to throw a rock through a window

Tragödie: Zug hat so hart Verspätung, dass ich meine Too Good To Go Abholzeit verpasse

My work laptop (mac) cant even handle open source video editing software and begins to wheeze having to export a 3min long power point turned into a video.

People who just move closer to the train doors when everyone else is maintaining a courtesy distance so passengers can get out of the train first: you all are lucky that I'm not 6 foot tall because I WOULD shove you all off the platform and onto the rails.

Saying this as a latex user, and an artist, office word layouting suggs ass

Born to create templates from .sty files, forced to use Microsoft Word instead

I asked my dad if there was a Vietnamese term for toe beans and he said "what are you talking about, son?" Since there isn't I am appointing myself to this important role. I propose the term "đệm thịt" which means meat cushions.

So I have three slices of cake-

Life midboss will be me deciding if I'm pro or anti altaic-

Trees would be so upset if they knew what we are doing with the seeds from their fruits.

reading this Mongolian grammar that has no roman transcription and winging the pronunciation via the cyrillic translation, 2 semesters of Russian language courses coming in clutch

Shoutout to the little girl on the bus who saw me and got so excited and told her mom "MOM!!! A CHINESE PERSON!!!!" and her mom had to shush her so fast and was so uncomfortable, Your daughter is genuinely so cute and delightful.

Its time to buy a raspberryPi and set up a Pi-Hole because my dad just asked me what a pdf is and if he should click on it, then showed me a malware banner on his facebook page-

Some places will have to start rationing water - to enable AI slop. "A data center like Meta’s, which was completed last year, typically guzzles around 500,000 gallons of water a day. New data centers [will] require millions of gallons of water a day" Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...

Reactivating my old LINE account to see all the 40 seconds long voice messages I sent to myself, which turn out to be covers of various songs on guitar and KAZOO, how was I that funny.

Delay due to previous train → repairs on the rails → police at work → bomb disarmament in process I just wanna go home

Arbeitslaptop ist ein Mac, warum ist dieses OS der größte Müll?(empirisches Statement)

Take a listen and seriously consider it. While this is not an uncommon practice, I am glad people are beginning to speak up about it.

"Regenbogennetzwerk des Bundestags muss sich vom CSD zurückziehen: Anders als in den Vorjahren wird das queere Regenbogennetzwerk des Bundestags nicht am Berliner CSD teilnehmen. Die Verwaltung verweist auf Neutralitätspflicht – der Veranstalter spricht von einer »Absage an Grundrechte«."

This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets

Tragedy: Pigeon mistakes the cooled down oil pan on our balcony as a water bath and takes a bath in grease

fuck webp's, all my homies hate webp's #art #comic

Ich vergas, heute ist Japantag Der RE so: 🚅👬👭👫🧑‍🤝‍🧑🤼‍♂️👭🤼

Today a potential participant told me my DFN Terminkalendar doesnt allow poll votes anymore despite it not being locked so thats the reason why no one has been signing up anymore for the past 2 weeks huh-

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Today a friend in the US tried to send me a book that I lent him and USPS straight up tells him he can't send books to EU