As an American right now….. I’m scared.

Elon just did a full nazi salute. On tv. TWICE! I am not interested in people trying to explain it away. No one accidentally does that twice in a row. Stop trying to explain away their behavior over and over and over again. #elonmusk

Don’t worry. I’m sure Trump will stop at Poland… I mean Greenland….

We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!

The suspect in the UHC shooting. He’s gonna get soooo much fan mail.

This man is a real life Batman vigilante 🤣 abcnews.go.com/amp/US/unite...

Yeah I’m sure that’s the reason *sarcasm font* www.cnn.com/2024/12/05/h...

Women are being left completely unprotected from the coming administration, but Biden found the time to pardon his son. I’m laughing and crying 💀

No, we don’t have a tree topper yet. Why do you ask? #christmas #gothchristmas #skulls #halloweenindecember

The Lion King is probably my favorite movie about running away from your problems until you’re strong enough to kill your uncle.

So this is the social media platform we’re migrating to now? I’m down for it.