Got myself a ticket to Spain in a few months. Traveling with my lifelong bestie. Something to look forward to!

The BEST holiday card just arrived...

Caturday...

Good god this is brilliant.

I have been subjected to Daystar tv for hours today. I had never heard of it before today. How I wish I could go back in time. Mysogynistic cult tv. Ugh.

Meidas Touch is going to be LIT tomorrow!!!

Who is going to take one for the team and watch the facist leader's speech and report back to me? I can't stomach it. Insert vomit emoji here.

Thank you, Mr. Ahmed.

I scored on Buy Nothing this morning!!!! I am obsessed with these for some reason.

Happy Holidays! Photo credit: Chris Lunetta.

Found in the wild. Love this random response to some idiot's "Ice ice baby" comment:

Gorgeous morning sky...

Right on!

Womp womp indeed.

Congrats to the Newsom crew for the lit memes!!!

Word.

OMG this is vegan and it is AMAZING!!

Solo lunch in a cafe sitting under this gem...

Way more appropriate...

This is AWESOME.

IMAGINE if this guy was black how different this story would read. Source: Politico search.app/WQt5u

Snoooooowwwww!!

The good life... with our feral rescue pup.

Why is this overlooked??? 0 out of 10 stars for this dictator.

Golden. That was the BEST Macy's parade performance EVER.

A text just received from my friend which requires exactly zero more detail... Hopefully he'll die today - fingers crossed 😂 Ha ha ha ha!!

What a GREAT way to open the parade!!!! She killed it.

My whole house smells like apple pie right now. I think it's going to be a good day.

God yes.

Consider me marked safe from obeying illegal orders. I stand with Mark Kelly.

Galinda reminds me of MTG. I still don't trust her-- no matter how the movie ended.

I actually find it astomishing that his handlers haven't started taking his phone away at his sun-downing time every evening.

I love this so much.

Good lord.

Mamdani!!!!

Ha ha JD Vance's half brother.

I actually prefer this vulgar display of excessiveness and arrogance over the fake Christian theatrics that so often spew from the cult leader and his bootlickers. At least it's honest.

On this All Saints Day, let us remember all those people who have come before us who have shown us the way to hope and love, who did so with courage and decency. Let us celebrate a communion of those saints doing the same today in a world in need of so much more light.

In summary...

I feel like this photo captures my current status 100%. Still standing, but showing signs of wear for sure.

I have noticed that when someone leads a sentence with "Respectfully.... blah blah blah...", 9 times out of 10 what follows is absolute bullshit disrespect.

Taking a break today from the shit show that is the news in the US to enjoy the simple things in life. Like my cat. And a box.