I only wish I could have recorded Ben and I playing Let’s Sing 2026 and trying to sing in German as people who do not speak German (Ben knows a bit).

My system is so messed up that I can’t tell if I’m sick or hungry.

Yep. I have an in-law that manages one. I’ve heard this for a while, now. They’re also understaffed a lot. When I was in Vegas there was one overworked woman manning the cash register and nobody else out on the floor. It may not seem a big deal to customers but being that one person must be hell.

Never forget. #Bubba

Is my favorite Chinese restaurant going to hate me if I ask for chicken rice soup without the chicken?

Samantha’s gonna make a mistake. The tin smells like baby vomit.

I graduated from Brooklyn College. There were few professors I really, truly enjoyed. And remember, for that matter. One of them was Carey Harrison. I take it his personality was influenced by his father, Rex Harrison (Dr. Doolittle, Professor Henry Higgins, etc)…

Welp. The episode of The Resident where Gigi listens to her mom’s transplanted heart just ruined me.

Do people still say they have “the hots” for someone when they’re attracted to them, or should I sign up for AARP?

When did every fucking person become a “digital creator”?

A friendly reminder to my husband that I only killed ONE of my birthday plants (Jake the Rattlesnake Plant Roberts) and Edgar Allen Pothos and Frances Houseplant (Nobody puts Baby Necklace in a corner) are thriving. My birthday is next moooooonth.

Why do I do this to myself? I’m already in a mood and I choose to watch a show that makes me bawl.

Things I learned today.

I hope my Australian boyfriend is happy

We could have a cotton candy machine if you had the heart of a child

Trying to make dinner *fancy*

I miss being super focused

Man, I would be so annoyed if I were Henry Cavill watching this season.

Witcher S4: the voice works. The outfit works. His face? Too soft. As my friend said “he looks like he’ll give you cookies and a blanket,” not slay a kikimore.

New shirt

If you’re low on funds, you can get a loaded vegetarian crispy tortilla soup bowl with double rice and double beans (but no broth, like there would be room at this point), you get an insane amount of rice, beans, and vegetables that’ll last 3-4 meals and is under $10.

I just did a remote interview that I was not expecting to be AI. It cut me off mid sentence so many times. At the very least, it did a good job of understanding me—which is more than I can say for ample oyster vest. See, lol.

Well that Diane Sawyer special on Bruce Willis was absolutely soul crushing.

I saw a bug yesterday and messaged him on Xbox for help and he let just me get attacked.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ My crush on Gideon endures

Ohhhh my god a Law & Order themed ad. As if his policies weren’t good enough, his campaign is just *cool*. I wish I still lived in NY so I could vote for him.

Sick on Halloween is some bullshit

My best Halloween costume. “Dr Grant” (I was still a grant writer at the time) from Jurassic Park

*They* love me so much. But they’re so warm.

I will never capture a better picture of Stevie. She is so derpy.

Ben bought me this and my stupid ass kept opening them to find the one I wanted. They’re not in the order listed on the back of the box… and on #11 I realized they have pictures of the flavors on almost all of them. Goddammit.

Just imagine the shoes I could make with 2000 ducks

Watching the Aileen Wuornos Netflix doc and can't wrap my mind around how they call her vile and a monster with what happened to her.

Say it like Chandler Bing: Could there BE any more flowers? (Yes)

I have questions

God, I wish I could vote for Mamdani.

"Aspire for more than what you're living through." -Zohran Mamdani

“Mississippi Riverboat Casino overtaken by promiscuous research monkeys, beat the house” was not on my 2025 bingo card.

Bored so I colored

I may not be happy today but I do have this moon pie

My life would be perfect if I were really dumb.

I’ll gather my 25 nieces and nephews around the fireplace and tell them of the days of yore. “You young whippersnappers don’t know how easy you have it. When I was a child, I clicked next five times to get to the BSG fanfic I wanted…”

I frequently feel inconsequential.

I personally can't wait for the inevitable Netflix documentary. And the Hulu documentary that comes out at the same time.

If you're going to take the animal down, it’s humane to use every part

the US government to people on SNAP

Watching The Chair Company and finally realizing Barb is The White Knuckler.

Squash the beef

“She was a minor inconvenience, like an unevenly-scored chocolate bar.”

Potato and egg sandwich. Only thing missing is a Manhattan Special. Classic Brooklyn Italian comfort food.