They call it Kentucky *blue*grass bc it tastes almost exactly like blue cheese. No, I’m serious. Don’t believe me? Try it and see!

I will make them pay!

I tried a milkshake for the first time today. Dude. 🤯

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I’ve got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you guys GOTTA start warming your hands first before you start milking 😡

Good mooooorning 🌅

Photopoem shared 7th August 2025 For anyone else with a fondness for cattle . . .

Farm dogs need to seriously chill out

seriously, what is it with you guys and drinking our milk? I’m not drinking your milk- why are you being so weird about this?

Uh… some of us actually are cows though, so this is kind of awkward 😅

I am *so* hungry right now

You may remember that some of our photographers are bovinophobic. Superfrenchie assures us that these Reims cows are quite placid, merely disgruntled. Her parents planted their shrubs too far from the fence. h2g2.com/entry/A8807230

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Hey man, that was supposed to stay between us, what the hell???

Cowboys are total jerks.

there’s still beauty in this world

*ahem* Moo.