If the Pitt has taught me anything it’s that if you go into anything bathroom in a hospital it’s going to be chalk full of hunky doctors and nurses freaking the fuck out

I know there are many more important things going on, but can we all just remember that DOGE was named based on a shit meme coin scam. So cringe

There’s lots of things to not like about AI but I’m also noticing there is less excitement about it from progressives because it just ends up saying exactly what we’ve known for years.

Yall remember when Trump fired half a million federal workers and still added 2,555,000,000,000 dollars to the debt? I’m starting to think this guy might be bad at business…

I LOVE RAID Shadow legends! I’ve never met a single person in my life that has ever played it, but I appreciate that, when I open a YouTube video about Indonesia oil prices in the 1960s, they are funding it

Hey gang, I know the world is pretty rough right now. But isn’t it kind of amazing the rice cookers always know exactly when the rice is done?

Hyperbeam being a normal attack type is so funny to me

Pro tip for anyone thinking about dating a millennial: “I played a lot of call of duty growing up” - massive red flag “I played a lot of halo growing up” - massive green flag

Anyone else find it weird that nobody talks about Sudan? I’ve heard about genocide every day since 2024, but only one.

That first season of True Detective really hits different now that we all heard about the Epstein files and the cops didn’t do anything

Yesterday when Trump was going to nuke Iran, I saw 1000000000x posts asking, “what are democrats doing?” Today, now that that didn’t happen, I don’t see a single post congratulating democrats for stopping nuclear war.

28th amendment so Zoran can run for president when?

This is last on the list of things to worry about, but isn’t it just so exactly on the nose that the only two cabinet members Trump has removed are women

It’s funny the insult for Joe Biden was “sleepy” I really miss having a boring, slow president right now.

The bar only seems to exist when Democrats are the ones being scrutinized.

With Clavicular getting arrested, I’m now like 90% sure he’s is living through the plot of the 2011 film Beastly. He’s now searching for anyone to say the words “I love you”

Ace scientist uses science to save the planet from a climate change metaphor with the help of a strong woman. The writer:

The only thing I’ve ever said to Siri is, “shut up whore, stop listening to me” Yet, like clockwork, she still pops up every once and while

It’s crazy that, at least in part, there are now hundreds of millions of gallons of oil on fire because there was a lady with purple hair in Star Wars

At this point, if a guy mentions any podcast when I talk to him, that’s a red flag

If you ever feel like you have imposter syndrome just remember millionaire NBA players miss like 1 in 4 free throws

The truth is a lot of leftists look at what’s happening to immigrants in America and say, “eh, I’m fine with that because I’m rich and white. I won’t vote for a democrat.”

If you took all of the personal wealth accumulated by every American politician while they were in office, it would be less than how much Trump has enriched himself in one year as president. It wouldn’t even be close

How, in the name of all that is holy, did DJ Khaled become the face of Wegovy

Imagine any, literally ANY other president surviving a controversy where they attack gold medal olympians. Republicans truly have no shame, no bar, no level they won’t stoop to in order to lick trump’s dirty diaper.

ICE will murder you in cold blood and face no consequences. Then, a hundred thousand boot licking submissive bottoms will defend it forever.

The really sickening realization is that, if Alex Pretti hadn’t been armed, conservatives wouldn’t give a fuck about this shooting at all.

We couldn’t pass gun control to protect kindergartners, but conservatives are ready to pass it to protect federal DHS agents.

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

This lady was 1000000000% right by the way

You’re going to tell me not a single one of the people on January 6 had a concealed carry?

Kamala would have been worse (at murdering people in the streets)

ICE is wearing brown shirts for a reason

118 brace for… filing a false police report?

It’s official. Trump and the federal government is arresting people for going to church.

99.99999% of flat earthers now think Greenland is geo-strategically significant. Makes you think.

These stupid mother fuckers couldn’t even say her name right.

If the roles were reversed and ICE agents were at the capitol on January 6, 2021, thousands of people would have been killed

ICE killed Good

Yall remember when that right wing podcaster got killed and every major conservative content creator and some politicians called for civil war. Did any leftists do that after a mother was gunned down in the streets?

Nick Shirley got Renee Nicole Good killed

It’s crazy that the only difference might be that Hilter increased the value of Germany’s currency while Trump devalued the dollar more than 10%

Why am I getting notifications from Google Maps? Baby girl I use you every day.

If I hire a new electrician and they turn my lights off for a month, I’d sue. Especially if everyone all kind of knew he was just trying to break the record for longest time with the lights out.

3OH!3 making a comeback is a recession indicator

It’s crazy that a 30 year old in America’s sole political opinion could be, “Republicans are a cancer that is destroying the country” and they’ve just been right their whole lives.

It is truly wild how often you see Republicans begging for entitlements and handouts

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Just saying, the government never shut down under Biden.

We are really going to become a fascist dictatorship for this guy?? THIS guy??? THIS FUCKING guy???? THIS FUCKING GUY right here????? This guy?! Really? This guy???????