3OH!3 making a comeback is a recession indicator

It’s crazy that a 30 year old in America’s sole political opinion could be, “Republicans are a cancer that is destroying the country” and they’ve just been right their whole lives.

It is truly wild how often you see Republicans begging for entitlements and handouts

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Just saying, the government never shut down under Biden.

We are really going to become a fascist dictatorship for this guy?? THIS guy??? THIS FUCKING guy???? THIS FUCKING GUY right here????? This guy?! Really? This guy???????

America doesn’t manufacture anything? Then why come the Simpsons is still on the air?

Can we talk about how disgusting and blood thirsty conservatives have been after Kirk’s shooting? There should be consequences for calling for civil war.

It’s crazy the guy that turned Luigi in never got the money

Terminally online white men are once again proven to be the most dangerous people in the country

Strikes in Qatar. Get owned libs.

God grant me the serenity of the guy in the Las Vegas raiders logo

Flying cars? Did you mean a helicopter?

It’s crazy how we never talk about how Joe Biden wasn’t implicated in the Epstein stuff at all.

Trump hasn’t put out a Newsom-esque tweet in almost 24h. Its working.

Isn’t it weird how much Trump loves Putin* *Putin it in underage girls #releasethefiles

Those 13 year old girls that jumped big balls could do the funniest thing and legal change their names to Jeffery and Epstein.

Both sides are the same. But let’s vote for the pedophile anyways. That’s what yall sound like

Assume for a second that the argument “Kamala and Trump would have been the same on Gaza.” What you are saying is you get the same bad outcomes for Palestinians, while also getting immigrants in slave death camps, PEPFAR defunded, department of education abolished, etc… It’s a bad argument

Dude literally named his kid Barron.

Every single policy you like from the past 30 years came from democrats. Every single policy you dislike came from republicans. I have yet to see a single counterfactual to this statement.

Can’t believe we have a pedophile in the White House and 90% of discourse is still this

Haven’t heard about trans people in sports since about January. I guess it was all bullshit.

Everyday there are like three headlines: 1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000 2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile 3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today

Judges can’t block Executive Orders anymore. That means Trump can now: 1. Issue an EO allowing himself unlimited terms 2. Issue an EO pausing elections American Democracy is over

“Justice Jackson says the technical arguments about what judicial authority in the 18th Century are a “smokescreen” to give the president “the go-ahead to sometimes wield the kind of unchecked, arbitrary power the Founders crafted our Constitution to eradicate.” NYTs

Dusha Kharkiv volunteers feed kids displaced by war, special needs people in and soldiers. But cooking for 100+ people daily is expensive. Gas, water, electricity and other expanses kept building up. They are now 500000 UAH or $125000 in debt and about to be evicted from their facility (1/2)

Trump has fired 275,000 federal workers. I don’t ever want to hear a conservative lie that they care about jobs ever again.

BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.

Oh nice. Donald Trump has been president for six months. That means food prices must be lo… what’s that now? There are marines storming LA? He’s sending political enemies to slave camps? And food prices are still rising?

Do you know how hard it would be to build an ivory tower? Do you know how many people would have to work together to build something like that?

Conservatives normally: LA is a trash heap with literal shit in the streets. It’s run by corrupt politicians who allowed it to burn to the ground. Conservatives today: how could they do this to the beautiful city of LA

JD Vance hates cats because they fuck up the couch

Fucking idiot ass Zhuangzi. “Was I a butterfly dreaming I was a man or am I man dreaming I was a butterfly.” Uh, I wake up hundreds of times knowing I’m a man. Sounds like you were a dumbass dreaming you’re a man

5/30/2025: Russia attacks civilian targets in Kharkiv injuring 8 6/1/2025: Ukraine attacks military infrastructure, killing 0 The conservatives complaining about Ukraine not making peace are lying to you.

Universal healthcare is too expensive? Do it on earth not in space.

Now that weed is illegal in Austin, I’m ready for cops to arrest notorious grass addict Joe Rogan in his studio.

Nobody has mentioned Nancy Pelosi insider trading recently? Do we not care now that Trump made $9,000,000,000 oh his shit coin?

“Why won’t the democrats do anything?” They lost the election. You want power, win the election.

Btw, these are the weak men from the good times.

Y’all remember when the Biden crime family got a $400,000,000 plane from Qatar?

If your advertisement has a genuine, real life voice actor and not AI slop, I will buy the produce out of principle.

The oldest I’ve ever felt was saying to my friends, “chicken jockey is lame but it’s good the kids are getting out of the house”

I’ve lost 10s of thousands of dollars in my 401k since the tariffs My social security benefits remain the same

Maybe if the steampunk people were slightly less cringe in 2010 we would have nuclear power now

Lose of bunch of money in the stock market: pay no taxes for decades. Make billions in the stock market: “that’s not taxable income dummy” ?????

Why is Elon Musk concerned about how the government is spending money? It’s not his money, he didn’t pay taxes last year.

It’s not socialism to tax billionaires. They should pay at least the same percentage as you.

Say what you want about Trump, it’s clear to everyone he beats women

Yall remember in the Matrix when society peaked in the 90s then the machines took over? Yeah me neither