If you ever feel like you have imposter syndrome just remember millionaire NBA players miss like 1 in 4 free throws

The truth is a lot of leftists look at what’s happening to immigrants in America and say, “eh, I’m fine with that because I’m rich and white. I won’t vote for a democrat.”

If you took all of the personal wealth accumulated by every American politician while they were in office, it would be less than how much Trump has enriched himself in one year as president. It wouldn’t even be close

How, in the name of all that is holy, did DJ Khaled become the face of Wegovy

Imagine any, literally ANY other president surviving a controversy where they attack gold medal olympians. Republicans truly have no shame, no bar, no level they won’t stoop to in order to lick trump’s dirty diaper.

ICE will murder you in cold blood and face no consequences. Then, a hundred thousand boot licking submissive bottoms will defend it forever.

The really sickening realization is that, if Alex Pretti hadn’t been armed, conservatives wouldn’t give a fuck about this shooting at all.

We couldn’t pass gun control to protect kindergartners, but conservatives are ready to pass it to protect federal DHS agents.

Whether it’s Democrats putting their pronouns in email signatures or Republicans shooting and killing unarmed drivers, both sides have taken actions that the other side finds threatening.

This lady was 1000000000% right by the way

You’re going to tell me not a single one of the people on January 6 had a concealed carry?

Kamala would have been worse (at murdering people in the streets)

ICE is wearing brown shirts for a reason

118 brace for… filing a false police report?

It’s official. Trump and the federal government is arresting people for going to church.

99.99999% of flat earthers now think Greenland is geo-strategically significant. Makes you think.

These stupid mother fuckers couldn’t even say her name right.

If the roles were reversed and ICE agents were at the capitol on January 6, 2021, thousands of people would have been killed

ICE killed Good

Yall remember when that right wing podcaster got killed and every major conservative content creator and some politicians called for civil war. Did any leftists do that after a mother was gunned down in the streets?

Nick Shirley got Renee Nicole Good killed

It’s crazy that the only difference might be that Hilter increased the value of Germany’s currency while Trump devalued the dollar more than 10%

Why am I getting notifications from Google Maps? Baby girl I use you every day.

If I hire a new electrician and they turn my lights off for a month, I’d sue. Especially if everyone all kind of knew he was just trying to break the record for longest time with the lights out.

3OH!3 making a comeback is a recession indicator

It’s crazy that a 30 year old in America’s sole political opinion could be, “Republicans are a cancer that is destroying the country” and they’ve just been right their whole lives.

It is truly wild how often you see Republicans begging for entitlements and handouts

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Just saying, the government never shut down under Biden.

We are really going to become a fascist dictatorship for this guy?? THIS guy??? THIS FUCKING guy???? THIS FUCKING GUY right here????? This guy?! Really? This guy???????

America doesn’t manufacture anything? Then why come the Simpsons is still on the air?

Can we talk about how disgusting and blood thirsty conservatives have been after Kirk’s shooting? There should be consequences for calling for civil war.

It’s crazy the guy that turned Luigi in never got the money

Terminally online white men are once again proven to be the most dangerous people in the country

Strikes in Qatar. Get owned libs.

God grant me the serenity of the guy in the Las Vegas raiders logo

Flying cars? Did you mean a helicopter?

It’s crazy how we never talk about how Joe Biden wasn’t implicated in the Epstein stuff at all.

Trump hasn’t put out a Newsom-esque tweet in almost 24h. Its working.

Isn’t it weird how much Trump loves Putin* *Putin it in underage girls #releasethefiles

Those 13 year old girls that jumped big balls could do the funniest thing and legal change their names to Jeffery and Epstein.

Both sides are the same. But let’s vote for the pedophile anyways. That’s what yall sound like

Assume for a second that the argument “Kamala and Trump would have been the same on Gaza.” What you are saying is you get the same bad outcomes for Palestinians, while also getting immigrants in slave death camps, PEPFAR defunded, department of education abolished, etc… It’s a bad argument

Dude literally named his kid Barron.

Every single policy you like from the past 30 years came from democrats. Every single policy you dislike came from republicans. I have yet to see a single counterfactual to this statement.

Can’t believe we have a pedophile in the White House and 90% of discourse is still this

Haven’t heard about trans people in sports since about January. I guess it was all bullshit.

Everyday there are like three headlines: 1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000 2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile 3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today

Judges can’t block Executive Orders anymore. That means Trump can now: 1. Issue an EO allowing himself unlimited terms 2. Issue an EO pausing elections American Democracy is over

“Justice Jackson says the technical arguments about what judicial authority in the 18th Century are a “smokescreen” to give the president “the go-ahead to sometimes wield the kind of unchecked, arbitrary power the Founders crafted our Constitution to eradicate.” NYTs