Fun story time: Be careful when watching a video of Jean-Claude Van-Damme demonstrating his signature kick just before going to bed, lest you dream he is teaching you the technique and you kick your wife in your sleep. 😇

Good God not milky green!

The "Melting Cheese" stands alone.

Can we start calling it the man baby that cried deal?

Went to the Everett Naval Base for my wife's ID card renewal, and in the office, as always, there were the photos of the chain of command on the wall. The disturbing part was that the "official" photo of the commander in chief appeared to be his mugshot. 😳🤦🤦🤬🤬🤬

CUT THEM OFF…

I would never have imagined me hoping that a US president would fail at every policy. But, then again, I never would have imagined that all the policies of an administration would be detrimental the its own citizens.

The US allows for pharmaceutical companies to air TV commercials, so, here is the US based prescription cost breakdown: Set Decorators Location Scouts Script Writers Special Effects staff Graphic Designers Voice-over actors Principle Actors Background Actors Jingle Writers

This new (war mongering) military makes me grateful for service that did not require me bringing dishonor to my country or to myself! Sadly, those currently serving will never experience that!

Translation: "Halt.... or I'll say halt again!"

And, a one... 1/3

Now, it just won't have Obama's name on it. He surrounds himself with losers more inclined to be a bigger loser than him!

I honestly never thought I could be this embarrassed by our government. I was wrong! 😳 If it wasn't so god awful scary, it could funny!

Do you want to represent Iran in peace negotiations??

You know that joke about how many clowns can fit in a Volkswagen? Substitute government for the vehicle and that's our existence!

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Beginning?

"FCC Chair is a clown playing to an audience of one who is an ignoramus!"

Conan O’Brien: “I warn you this could get political — if that makes you uncomfortable Kid Rock is hosting an alternate Oscars at a dave and busters down the street.” #Oscars

True statement!

Imagine how stupid you'd have to be.... Who knew that "basket of deplorables" wasn't an ample enough descriptor.

I think World War Z was the in-flight entertainment on air farce one!

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Maybe, just maybe...if Kegsbreath doesn't want the press to make the president look bad to the public, they should consider, I don't know, doing something beneficial for the public good... But, then again, who am I?

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So, the supposed "imminent threat" was "I had a feeling"? That's where they're going with this now?? The Linda Blair approach to narratives is not the strong position to be taken when your arguments might be used against you in your war crimes trial!

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"I swear to God, the United States Congress is like male nipples!"

Can we just skip ahead to the "Operation: Epic Jury" portion of the broadcast?

There is literally no justification for this unconstitutional attack on a sovereign nation.

Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT. Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

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Kaine on Fox: "The president can act to defend US against imminent attack without congressional approval. But if you're going to initiate war, you need Congress. The president not only did not come to Congress, he acted without even notification to the vast majority of us. This is an illegal war."

So, yeah!

Pretty much says it all! And isn't that just SAD?

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

Jack Shanahan, retired US Air Force General and first Director of the Department of Defense Joint Artificial Intelligence Center:

When your stance in the face of utter chaos and evil are "strongly worded" letters or a position of nothingness, you deserve the label that you've earned.

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

30 years. This video should be on every network.

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@pizzacakecomic.bsky.social Damn 🔥🔥🔥

My preciousssssss!!!

‘Didn’t mention Epstein once’

Anybody else skipping the State of delusion tonight?