Clayface78
@clayface78.bsky.social
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I’m not Batman but I’m leaving, for unrelated reasons
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The Onion
12 days ago
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/
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I verified my age by singing the theme song to “Mysterious Cities of Gold”.
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Luke O'Neil
about 1 year ago
2013
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When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
https://theonion.com/when-youre-feeling-low-just-remember-ill-be-dead-in-ab-1819584806/
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
over 1 year ago
I can’t believe Taylor Swift put this song on her new album. Disgusting.
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Robin Ince
over 1 year ago
The first episode of Stewart Lee and me talking about Italian westerns is available now - free to The Cosmic Shambles Network patreon supporters or you can buy it separately - all profits go to help a friend of ours who is having a tough time with their health
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The Cosmic Shambles Network’s shop on Patreon
Check out The Cosmic Shambles Network’s products on Patreon
http://patreon.com/cosmicshambles/shop
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The Onion
about 2 years ago
"Putters are handled more than any other club by their owners, so it’s important to invest in one built to last."
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Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year
NEW YORK—After testing all the most popular woods, irons, and putters from top manufacturers, the editors of Golf Magazine announced Monday that they had officially named Taylor Swift their club of ...
https://www.theonion.com/taylor-swift-named-golf-magazine-s-club-of-the-year-1851081134?utm_campaign=TheOnion&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=bluesky
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The Onion
about 2 years ago
"Whatever shape or size cadaver you need, they have."
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Report: Free Dead Bodies Buried Underground Seemingly For The Taking
CHARLOTTE, SC—Alerting the public to “the deal of the century,” sources confirmed Monday that a number of free dead bodies buried underground were seemingly there for the taking. “None of t...
https://www.theonion.com/report-free-dead-bodies-buried-underground-seemingly-f-1850942454?utm_campaign=TheOnion&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=bluesky
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