Some of y’all will let a random who ain’t got shit run through you and consume your time, but soon as a good man pull up now you have strict rules and standards. Just say you’re not interested because the math don’t be mathing.

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The conversations me and @just-mj.bsky.social have lmao. That’s my nigga

Ion know what happened to @scrappmusiq.bsky.social yesterday lol

Rise and shine ☀️

I dislike higher ed hiring committees because often times people don’t know how to be unbiased.

If you take the energy to message me and say you unfollowed me for some dumb 💩 I’m not explaining or defending. It’s an immediate block. Not sorry.

Not you gave that man your cookies now you’re upset he doesn’t want to buy the jar. Maybe they were stale.

You can’t force, coerce, convince, mislead, trick, bamboozle, or guilt trip someone into liking you or taking you seriously. Even if you could, why would you want someone who doesn’t want you back? #MentalIllness

Yall alright?

Responding to these few weekend emails and dissertation will be my portion at the office today. They won’t stress me out.

Nobody: Me: Please leave me alone lol

People be all the way freaked out. I can’t deal. 0 stars.

Happy Thursday . . . Y'all alright?

People don't read rooms thoroughly enough for me. If I say i'm not an outdoorsy person, why would you ask me to go camping? Make it make sense? My friends no I dislike concerts. They don't beg and plead that I go to concerts.

How many times have people slid in your DMs, pressed you for YOUR number, then went MIA?

The worst thing you could possibly do is try to clock my social media posts in a effort to "gotcha" me. I post about any and everything randomly. You will lose, I promise.

Having an MJ in your life. Yep. That’s me.

I think that “I’m in a relationship now and I can’t have friends” mantra is the corniest shit ever.

Next week we start 4-10 schedules. Whew 😅

Y’all alright over here?

Fam…hear me out. Some of your not so close but close friends drag y’all a lil bit behind closed doors. They love you down, but that thing they don’t like about you…they definitely be telling other people.

@balsalmicnygarette.bsky.social this name has taken me clean out…I just want you to know it’s pure foolery and I’m here for it. Now I need a salad 🙆🏾‍♂️😂🤣

Folks be delusional and confused.

If I didn’t respond to your regular message, sending an unsolicited nude still won’t get my attention.

Do you consider yourself flirtatious?

I’ve learned that some people don’t give a damn if they’re lusted after or liked, long as that ego gets its daily dose they’re cool.

There’s a difference in being lusted after and liked. They are different. Totally different.

“Just because the dog doesn’t bark, don’t mean he ain’t in the yard”

You have to find happiness by yourself first.

You DESERVE to happy.

I don’t care how many followers you have, what you do for a living, who you know or who you party with….if I’m not interested, I’m not interested. None of that matters to me.

Unsolved mysteries used to scare the piss out of me. Couldn’t watch it at night. Oh nooooooooo.

A lot of the people I used to interact with over here have suddenly disappeared (unsolved mysteries voice).

Fam…

Happy Birthday @justinbx.me 

Soon as you call me handsome I feel like it’s only necessary to give you that energy.

Life would probably be so different if I had a biological brother. Instead, I have 7 sisters. 7…😒

My brain gets stuck deciding whether to read for filth with receipts, not responding, or providing one words answers. I always feel the READ translates that I’m pressed when that’s not the case at all. I’m just an observant person in general.

I will never forget that one time #OOMF tried to perp Kappa. I still have that pic in my phone.

I’m so proud of the “little” you that survived things you had no control over.

I try to be funny and encouraging here and there but I find it quite strange when certain folk ONLY interact with me until it’s time to argue. I never see you laugh or agree, but let me say something you don’t like…here you come. Now I don’t trust you because you lowkey don’t like me.

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If your scandal was posted on socials for the world to see and discuss we are not the same. I’m too boring for you. It’s peaceful over here. I don’t argue and I don’t fight.

Why all the scammers and former scandals want to be in my DMs?

It be the new saints that love telling people “get closer to God” as if we’re not already close. I’m sorry but that always annoys me. Like….you’re new here, not me.

It’s ok to not be ok.

I need STRONG coffee in the mornings. Cafe Bustelo is good, but it be needing added shots.

If it’s not your bed then you don’t need to worry about who’s in anybody else’s. 😉