Having to carve new holes in my belt to make it tight enough to still keep my trousers up is a pretty good feeling. Having money for new, better-fitting clothes would feel better, but you can't have everything. And at any rate, I'm hoping to drop another 14kg. Maybe by then I can go shopping.

There's boobs in that nebula!

I am (allegedly) building an online archive of bi stuff. Newspaper articles. Magazine stories. Stuff. I haven't done any work towards it in six months. But please have a nose around. There's a couple of thousand files in there at least and Ive barely scratched the surface. You might like it.

Scarlett Johannson says its important to maintain integrity. What's she talking about? Her defence of Woody Allen. I imagine she would apply the same high standard of integrity to her defence of Israeli apartheid and genocide. variety.com/2025/film/gl...

Every country that does this only bans it for trans people. It's still approved for cis children www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

Five years ago this week, Trump was talking about how COVID affected "virtually nobody" as U.S. deaths surpassed 200,000. Now he's pushing a fake health scare so his scumbag conspirators can make a fortune selling fish-tank cleaner and other fake cures. www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

Police in Hungary are prepared to crack down on Pride, and Orban is threatening legal consequences for organisers. Tens of thousands are expected to march. Pride Is Protest www.irishtimes.com/world/europe...

Kick off Dublin Pride weekend in Pawn Shop with Sacred Heart, brought to you by DJ Sleepless Beauty, the mind behind House of Pleasure and Fluid Club, Ireland's only dedicated nightclub for the bisexual community.

I have officially been branded as a big old queer; a bi pride flag in sakura (cherry blossoms), kikyō (bell flowers) and asagao (morning glory), beautifully made by Julie Park at Miso Tattoo in Dublin.

Nintendo claims the high price point of the Switch 2 is because of Trump and his tariffs. So why is it more expensive in Europe? $450 in the U.S. €470 ($514) in Ireland. Are they fighting back against King Oompa Loompa, or just being greedy arseholes as corporations are wont to do?

Well, bisexuals; do you like Ireland? If not, maybe attend the Bi-monthly Coffee Social this Thursday evening in Outhouse and see if that helps 🩷💜💙 www.reddit.com/r/bisexual/s...

Trump needed to get rid of Zelenskyy as quickly as possible so he could get to the more important business of interviewing a potential replacement for Jeffrey Epstein.

Luigi Mangione. And the villain should be some Original-Blofeld-looking scumfuck who plays with dick-and-ball-shaped rockets and runs modern day slavery operations in his warehouses.

There it is, Americans. Nothing you do to save your country from King Oompa Loompa and Grima Muskrat can be considered a crime. Nothing at all.

The world needs more Luigis. A lot more.

Three Lego baseboards, a few hinges, and voilà; customisable Lego DM screen. And because I'm currently running Vecna: Eve of Ruin from @dndbeyond.com, @dndbeyond.bsky.social, it's adorned with the Eye and Hand of Vecna.

Remember when police refused to go in to stop an active shooter at a school?

Went to Yamamori today. A woman at the next table ordered gin & was asked if she was okay with [brand]. "I suppose. I don't really know what Japanese gin is like, other than bloody expensive." Minutes after whining about the price of gin, she was showing her date her handbag. Her £9,000 handbag.

Our last coffee social of the year is happening right now in Outhouse. Come join us if you're in the area; you wouldn't want to disappoint the angel, would you? 🥹 🩷💜💙

This week the party will encounter Ker-arach the spiderdragon on the first leg of the maguffin hunt to stop Vecna. Corrected an obvious oversight in @dndbeyond.com's design by giving her wings, because she's a spiderDRAGON. Now, do I update her abilities or are the wings just a fashion statement?

Ben Shapiro’s Audience Angrily Revolts Against His “Left vs Right” Framing of the UHC CEO Hit youtu.be/cFLTAsksSRw?...

It's unfortunate that his twitter activity suggests Luigi is some kind of red-pilled right winger. But maybe this time, separating the art from the artist is the right move. Also, it could be hilarious watching Shapiro et al try to handwave this 🤣

Apparently CEO shooter Luigi Mangione is bisexual. Nice to see some positive representation for a change.

The party's bard relishes being something of a horny bard cliché, so I laid down an obvious trap, having the antagonistic white dragon take on a more humanoid form and turn on the come-hither. The bard was beaten to the punch by the rogue, who's lungs were promptly iced over by a kiss 🤣

How racist is the tone of the Irish election? Well, Google just sent me this notification out of the blue. Apparently it's a trending search that's important to people in Ireland...

The Wizards Three make a Wish to save the multiverse from Vecna. But wishing against the will of a god can be... tricky. Once they meet the party their Wish summoned, they know it's time for plan 'B' DMing the second chapter of Vecna: Eve of Ruin tonight. @dndbeyond.com, @dndbeyond.bsky.social

Local politician I went to school with. As well-liked now as when he wanted to fine people for missing student council meetings.

The President is a rapist. AG is a pedophile. Secretary of Defense is a Fox News host. Director of National Intelligence is a Russian spy. Head of the HHS thinks Jews created covid and vaccines are bad for you. It’s so over. America had a good run, but it’s over now.

The cover band all in shades of red, green, black and white; their way of subtly thumbing their noses at Nick Cave for his support of Israel?

I signed up for paid membership on Feeld so I could see who liked my profile. Fully half of them are men whose own profiles list them as straight...

My negative (honest) portrayal of a cop character seems to have gotten me shadow-banned on r/DnD. I wonder if it was his fear-inducing ACAB ability or the one where he repeatedly bludgeoned a grappled character while yelling, "Stop resisting!" that did it 🤣

If shown these two quotes, would you more easily believe that 𝐚) the same handful disgusting Shapiro made both of these hateful disgusting statements or 𝐛) that a different Shapiro who made the second statement was about to be the Democratic nominee for the Vice Presidency?

Tonight was the finale of my first campaign as DM. But the big bad Kas the Betrayer, rather than decimating or even really testing the party, got wrecked by his own bad dice rolls 🤣 Cue the whole party sailing into the sunset, watched by Vecna and his grateful vassal Acererak. Next: Eve of Ruin.

Pride events in Ireland are being shut down in response to threats from the scumbag brigade.

I just signed for a delivery, and the driver asked me why my teachers didn't beat the left-handedness out of me 😱

I'll be taking part in the Dublin Pride Run 5k on 21st June in the Phoenix Park, which raises funds for ShoutOut, Sanctuary Runners and LGBT Ireland. Link below with details on the groups for anyone who wants to donate. Thanks 😊 eventmaster.ie/fundraising/...

Today, for the first time in well over a decade, I managed to squeeze into my favourite coat. I'm down 10kg since last year, 15kg from my highest weight ever, but being able to button this coat feels better than any number on a scale 😁 Tomorrow, the kettlebells come out. Wish me luck 🥵

The one and only time in his that Ben Shapiro got wood.

Wow. That Madame Web promo is just... wow. God help us all if Dakota Johnson ever starts making ASMR videos 🥵

We played our first smart round of DnD yesterday. No fighting, no war crimes. Instead we worked with a cleric to con the demon forcing us to steal an idol that was the towns' only protection. The aggressively French demon goat wasn't fooled, and the party is still cursed, but hey, we're learning.

Coming Soon: The Majority Report proudly presents Sam Seder's patented (No)Fuckbit Chastity Cockring! Beta testers, please add your testimonials below! youtu.be/VPoOfQ98ERs?...

Students blockaded the main entrance to Trinity College Dublin this morning, protesting Israel's genocide in Gaza and Trinity's involvement through their work with Israeli institutions.

Saw The Cult/Death Cult live for the first time last night, with Lili Refrain providing a phenomenal opening act. Unfortunately all the smoke made getting any kind of decent photo difficult, and anything further away than Ian impossible, even from directly in front of the stage.

Couldn't help but laugh at seeing the name of this line of Warhammer 40K figurines. "The fuck kinda joytoy are you s’posed to be?" - Johnny Silverhand, Cyberpunk 2077 I wonder how Johnny would use this kinda joytoy 😂

Going to be falling asleep in the middle of the Death Cult concert in the Olympia tonight. The sounds of tiny scurrying feet kept me awake until 5.00 a.m. when the little bastard mouse finally stuck his head in a trap.

Radio DJ: "It's time for our Feel-good Three at Three!" First song is about lost love, second is misery, third is death. Apparently "feel-good" just means familiar 🤷‍♂️

The question now becomes, if I can't even keep three characters I control alive with my powers as DM, how am I supposed to save the party from themselves, especially when they're all aligned Chaotic Bisexual? * The entire party is from our Bi-Monthly Coffee Social group.

Preparing to DM my first DnD game, I decided to play through one of the opening quests of Dragon of Icespire Peak myself, controlling three Lv1 characters of my own, so I'd get a sense of how I'd write dialogue, plan for scenarios and player decisions etc. The entire party was killed by a trap 😂

"Please welcome Web Summit's carefully vetted new CEO, who won't say 'boo' about genocide or other war crimes and couldn't possibly give fewer fucks about human rights. She'll even help you drown that sack of puppies before the woke mob can catch you in the act!"

I bought this years ago but never actually read it. Today I opened it up on the author bio: "Eugen Herrigel was a German professor who taught philosophy at the University of Tokyo between the wars..." Me: Wait... he wasn't...? <<Pulls up author's Wikipedia page>> Yep. He was a fucking nazi.