How to beat yummy youtube.com/shorts/yjza4...

konami with official alt formats for some reason youtube.com/shorts/4nwIj...

do u think anyone else knows about this card? youtube.com/shorts/dujzF...

honestly i just made a skit about myself on this one oops youtube.com/shorts/iv32v...

been getting a LOT of dms asking me if this is real. idk how you are all so easily tricked. in the REAL photo this was filled with shredded cheese. clearly doctored. please stop with this & respect my privacy at this time

this is MOSTLY dinner type restaurants but here

sorry to anyone driving on Indiana roads. our government is too busy taking money from education & giving themselves raises. they’re VERY good at destroying the roads & putting out cones & just kinda leaving things like that for several months

this is now a duel of politeness. what do u think he said next youtube.com/shorts/FFVZ_...

Dawg whatever, if it gets me away from you faster, pop off youtube.com/shorts/hRsQT...

lore for the bluesky gang as well

absurd

Of ALL the decks I irrationally hate, you brought THIS one?! youtube.com/shorts/-9BNm...

I’ll be brave & say it: not enough people are cancelling @mbtyugioh.bsky.social for calling me “irritating”

anyone opposed to me beating the daylights outta this dead horse or...? youtube.com/shorts/2D1pO...

Huh… youtube.com/shorts/ilds1...

stoked to have these in the Edison deck, feels like I entered the “give everyone a big head” cheat on the PS2 except it’s only two people in the video game ok this fell flat

I forgot about this app uhhhh yugioh amirite? we still doin that?

my new favorite teacher bit: when a kid brings their art project to me & asks “is this bad?” i respond “No. Not at all…did you WANT to be?” & I act super confused I was built for this job fr

thank u to everyone who marched to the capitol to save my ability to upload “my face when yugioh” content from YouTube to TikTok (unless I forget). you didn’t SAY that was why you did it, but you don’t have to ❤️

got this idea for an app called fartnote

the player that gets mad if you do literally anything

you don’t need to try to build rapport with me at the drive thru window or while I’m getting a haircut. I promise I’m not offended if you just wanna vibe, pop in your headphones, whatever. me too honestly. I’m not here for the social portion of this interaction 😅

filmed a yugioh skit today and got so distracted I forgot to edit it WE ARE SO BACK

if TikTok does die & any other new app rises, I think it’s important that we set the precedent now: we will not be giving engagement to videos of people who just point while another video plays OR to people who take videos of themselves crying. Instead, we will jail them immediately.

watching TikTokkers scramble to try & replace TikTok instantly if it dies is giving me Twitter flashbacks. Neptune gonna be their Mastadon fr

new glorsses

hot take: cowboy bebop is fine. it’s good. BUT people that pretend it’s GREAT are the same genre of people that pretend that Pulp Fiction is one of their top 5 movies

Fartin & poopin (Taylor’s Version)

Fun little 3D print project (didn’t design this, just printed & assembled). The green is weird but I just let my filament do whatever to test it out

updated view now that my skin is less angry

New chatchoo

Listen, the ONLY time white elephant gift exchanges are fun is if everyone understands that the gifts are gags/bits, secondhand sillies, or handmade at best. People who go spend significant money on a real or thoughtful gift have the worst time always bc they didn’t get what it is.

why is our government so casual about ufos but they go bananas if they see someone with rights who isn’t a straight white man

listen I do not care if you like Taylor Swift, that’s fine. I’m not a hater. but why is (Taylor’s version) in your username lmao what new cringe levels are we aiming for

student creature sculptures

oh my god they banned yugioh

MAKEVERTE

hand built (not wheel thrown) ceramic mugs from my students 😍

nah

I had no idea until today that a package of Oreos = classroom management. My intro to class was “I bought Oreos. Sorry if you don’t like them. Have some & then catch up on your projects. I’m going to play 2000’s pop punk.” and the day was flawless.

Teaching is cool because I went on a 30 minute rant about the movie “Flubber” today simply because a student’s project reminded me of it in a very indirect way

14,000,000 likes & @giantskyhawk.bsky.social & I collab to cover this absolute classic youtu.be/r-uVZzmMOeA?...

cannot believe the aliens didn’t even fight tonight. fooled again by another rigged Jake Paul event

Them: Nerds can’t rap. Me: Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the rings / I am a geek and I love these things Yep, it’s official- making music isn’t just for the popular kids anymore.

pooped 3 times today so far. the grind never stops

ummmm actually I’M right about card game thing, idiot

Please stop spreading rumors about my farts. They do NOT smell good😡