I texted my TL that I was going to be late, and when I got in I said "Did you get my text" but she was in a meeting so I pointed to my pocket and mouthed "Did you get my text" but all she saw was me pointing to my ass and maintaining haunting eye contact with her

There's a reality where this is the situation and it's so so funny

First ever guy I painted a year or whatever ago compared to painting the same model today

Holy shit I completely spaced my BlueSky Account

Darkoath Fellrider #ageofsigmar #warhammer

This is an infuriatingly good idea

Please resign

I thought this was a joke. They were not joking. This is the wildest Pro AI stance yet.

Hey thanks

Let's fuckng goooooo

Real "pobody's nerfect" situation re: adding a journalist to an already illegal war council Signal group

More of this please

I hate that this made me laugh

Painted my last Darkoath Marauder of the box set #warhammer #ageofsigmar

Oh yeah do they not fuckng think that?

Beard progress

How can you possibly police that

I'm sober so I'm gonna get a big ol Viking mead horn and drink my pre-workout out of it

she calls me apple the way i be in cider

Join me in the Omaha Zoo's Desert Dome, won't you?

nvm i was gone cut up but it’s the Lords day. 🙂‍↔️

You guys remember "I Can Haz Cheeseburger?"

I thought he was taking a picture

It will be so frustrating if someone finally does it and the Shit Libs try to shame us about being happy about it

Painted another Dark Oath Marauder #ageofsigmar

At the vet wish us luck

Every woman gets a Quincenera today

"Please we only fired you for the headline, you get that right? We were trying to look tough for a bunch of chump bozos you have to see why that's necessary"

I'll do whatever it takes, Coach

I never knew this was an option

This has resulted in NO ONE proposing?

Beard progress

me out loud to Adonis while driving to the vet: this is Bruce Springsteen. he's the boss and our friend

It's fucked Ash never named his Pokémon. Imagine calling your beloved cat of twenty years "Cat"

Today is the 11th anniversary of bringing Nugget home

So they're gonna stop sending us peons donation emails then, right?

Pedro Pascal responding to transphobia on social media: “I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist.” (via @charliejane.bsky.social) [capitalfm.com]

I don't know if I have any Iowa followers, but public comments are open for HF 583, the anti-trans bill. Listen, I get feeling hopeless, but the remedy for despair is action. This is an accessible and important way to get loud. www.legis.iowa.gov/committees/p...

Ah yes, a real "pobody's nerfect" situation re: canceling funding for Ebola prevention

Chat I'm 33 and still can't place all the united states on a map, is that bad?

I like completely forgot about the feeds feature until like right now

Don't even act like you wouldn't take a butthole lazer

"Impossible odds" here of course being beating difficult bosses that are designed to be beaten

I dunno Caleb Hammer, if EVERY guest you have is the sickest most vile most crazy guest you've ever had I don't think any of them are

I wish he didn't do that actually