LRS: I'm a simple man. I see Debbie Harry on the Skyline, I reskeet Debbie Harry.

The only rapture I want to hear about

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

people on here will tweet anything. 'Charlie Kirk had principles.' No he didn’t. That isn’t true.

Wicked: Part One followed by Wicked: For Good is some Fast and Furious-ass naming convention.

Still mad at Project Runway for having a Western wear challenge and putting the two remaining non-Western contestants in the bottom.

Annoying my wife by referring to my preferred brand of lozenges as the "throat GOAT."

Kash Patel must be so mad they caught the guy from a tip. I bet he was hoping to milk a few more days of news about how the shooter is trans because of the arrows.

Oh, hey. I called it. Not like it was hard.

What these naysayers fail to understand is that if you have enough liquidity, fitting a camel through the eye of a needle is trivial.

I don't know if Docusign's strategy to prove identity by asking five multiple choice questions answerable by anyone who does a credit check on the person is really that secure.

We're living through the vision from the third ghost that visited Charlie Kirk on 9/11 Eve.

In the wake of his death, we should do what Charlie Kirk would have wanted, which is absolutely nothing.

He died doing what he loved 💛

Bold strategy to convince people that AI generated content isn't slop by releasing tons of it at low cost

The WSJ posted Trump's birthday card to Jeffrey Epstein: www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

I loved listening to Car Talk growing up and I was somehow unaware of this letter. A full, unified theory of the Joe Rogan Experience already in place.

doctors I trust more than RFK jr

Sometimes you see a post where someone is pitching an Onion-style headline and you can just tell why they aren't a comedy writer.

I almost posted Mike Johnson's face over Seymour, but that guy already looks like Skinner.

"Some people say I'm on the spectrum while I hyperfocus on my special interest." -Laura Loomer, paraphrased I wonder why they'd say that.

So this is just so Pete Hegseth can use a badass sounding title in emails? This is just like when tech startups would have made up titles for employees like Code Jedi or HR Ninja.

Though shocking at first, the decision to use Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale to turn the entire series into an elaborate origin story for Mr Bean seems inevitable in retrospect.

Now that we may actually host people at our new apartment, I pitched having a fun "party house" name. My wife balked at my suggestion "The Donald John Trump Memorial Get Right with Christ Pavilion Sponsored by Jolt Cola High Performance Energy Drink."

Annoying Californians by using the indefinite article for highway designations.

They'd be at the Dunkin anyway

Perfect doesn't have anything to do with it. "Better than Gavin Newsom" is a very low bar we should demand the eventual nominee to gingerly step over.

👏Cat👏Man👏Cat👏Man👏Cat👏Man👏

It makes no sense to pull "vote blue no matter who" before the primaries. It's the primaries. They're all blue. We don't just have to choose the one who such the most shit.

Awww, did y'all bully Leonidas off this bsky? He was a genuinely fascinating weirdo.

Based on the Faster than Fear sign off in the latest episode, I'm not sure what to do with the knowledge that Alan Dershowitz listens to MBMBaM.

(remember when they did this with beepers)

Cracker Barrel should have added some old-timey woodcut looking ornamentation to the logo when they took out the figure. The redesign feels too plain.

There's a good poster on here that has a profile picture that looks unnervingly like Neil Gaiman's in thumbnail. Of course, that just means "closeup of an older white person's face, somewhat tilted."

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

The water pressure in my new apartment is no joke. I have to keep a light hand using the bidet it it feels like I'm power washing my asshole.

I once gave the Buddha a ride to a party. When I was about to leave, I asked if he needed a ride home. He said, "Namaste."

The production on Tears for Fears's original Mad World is very Gene Belcher. So many whimsical sound effects.

Ernest Hemingway purchased the shotgun he killed himself with at Abercrombie & Fitch.

The president of the United States has dementia and the press refuses to cover it.

Generally agree, but about 10 years ago they had a caramel apple seasonal variation that was one of the best things ever.

don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free?

She was surprised as well! Although, maybe "appalled" would be the better word.

That's the Government Efficiency we were all Departmenting Of

Fun fact: middle Eastern people are legally classified as "white" in the USA. I found that out in 2020 when I filled out the census for my household and discovered my wife is half white.

Pretty much any of them. How hard is it to not go to Camp Crystal Lake? Not be related to Laurie Strode? Not solve a cursed puzzle box?

Trump's claim can be dismissed by first principles. A Senate Democrat doing anything to hinder Trump? So unbelievable it boggles the mind. Was the leak going to be hand delivered by Bigfoot?