“Sometimes the only power I have is to ruin their fucking day” might be my new favorite epitaph

*record scratch* you might be wondering how I got here, as all semblance of our democracy dies and the ones most able to prevent it are whistling past the graveyard. Which is why I’m not voting for any Democrats who act EVEN ONCE like the controlled opposition party. I’m just done with this shit.

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Fuckberry Crunch I ate waaay too much cilantro and now my brain itches

Slightly increase a band: Wrought Iron Maiden

I used to be cool, but my little camera operator is fourteen now.

At the rate Trump keeps bragging about his doctors repeatedly making him take the dementia screener, it's only a matter of time before he starts bragging about other oddities. "The thickest blood they'd ever seen. Direct quote. The thickest!"

I could barely finish reading this after the al-Assad joke I was laughing so hard

'Ron Weasley' yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy.😆😆🤜

Peak discourse is getting in the last word to just repeat your premise and immediately shield yourself from replies that push back a little. Best I can tell is that Parker’s going through a bout of self-inflicted methane poisoning.

Ignoring someone’s personal life b/c they vote the way you want is why we’re in this mess in the first place. Let me use an extreme to paint the picture: are you suggesting that if someone heavily mentioned in the Epstein Files were to vote Yes on improving access to Medicare, they’d have your vote?

Holy shitballs this is the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

Sitting here trying to not stare at my wife for nixing getting an EV last year.

Controlled opposition party not even trying to hide it

what is the fucking point of an opposition party that acts like this

I hear the sounds of a potential virtuoso in the making singing along to Phantom of the Opera and Tarja-era Nightwish coming from my 13 year old’s room. I suppose there’s something to be said for encouraging your kid to embrace a couple “goth” years, but when she nailed that high E in Phantom… whew.

You should see how we drive.

I am Cole Allen.

feel the urge to post this for some reason…

Nah fuck all y’all. The only tragedy tonight was the marksmanship.

I usually don’t announce this stuff but I literally wheeze-laughed at this

10,000 hours. There’s no substitute for time. You have to put the time into your instrument to have a shot at using it correctly. When it’s gig-time, you can’t let your adrenaline get the best of you. Just relax, and with enough luck, you might put on the performance of a lifetime.

I always hated watching when the “fuck it, chuck it” version of Klay Thompson would show up to games. I really never considered that my nickname for his ridiculously selfish cold streaks would also work for his personal life, but here we are. Dude’s fallen so far from the magic toaster days.

I never would have guessed watching a freaking plant grow would be so entertaining. I think I’m going to try to make a wisteria bonsai buddy for this one.

I get the idea and yeah Fuck ICE But let’s not start throwing Pastors into the Good People basket. It’s typically a career path for zealous narcissists and predators.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Oh joy my little home repair project is trying to get philosophical with me.

Ever wake up and then spend most of the day just really missing all your dead friends?

At least I don’t follow any of the dipshits who liked this. “Unverified internet conspiracies” is redundant to an embarrassing fault. Of COURSE it’s unverified you fucking shill. Now show us ONE TIME Trump’s ever acted honestly or courageously. I’ll wait.

. It real funny how Congress keeps failing by the exact number of votes needed to not do a single damned thing. .

With Golden’s vote today I think that cements my “controlled opposition” theory.

People who don’t believe in auras have never been around a cat at peak naptime comfort. He’s radiating sleepy vibes in like a 10 ft radius.

As an anti-theist who hates trump for the same reasons, this really appeals to the hater in me. I get to enjoy the abject textbook blasphemy while still being able to hate the fuck out of everyone involved in making it. Sweet Ambrosia, what a Molotov cocktail you could be…

Iran, if you’re listening, I need you to drop another diss track - this time between Trump and The Pope about whose institution!is better at covering up pedophilia.

Go go gadget STEMI

You know those pictures that remind you of just how fucking awesome life can be?

As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.

There is a lot to unpack here I think

Our nation needs a heavy dose of mercury to treat our collective syphilitic brain. I’m sure that will work out for the best in the long run. Right?

If the Republicans had a world class prosecutor who’s argued in The Hague, who has a slam dunk conviction with a mountain of evidence on the President, but then a fed judge roadblocks it, they would’ve hanged that judge for treason or it would’ve been done organically. Like in 2000, Dems won’t fight

If there was ever a day where I needed a little extra zen, it’s today. First trim and shaping for this cute little thing.

Let’s check in on the old Doomsday Clock… oh.

It would be nice if there was even one beating heart in his orbit that would just Do The Goddamn Thing Already.

it's never "meet the liberals pushing for nuremberg 2.0" is it?

@rmckee.bsky.social By Rick McKee.

Reality has completely jumped the shark, but at least the Epic Rap Battles of History guys have half their work done for them on this one. And it’s kind of impossible to not see their influence on this. Bet Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd have some mixed feelings about it. www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/...

My last few hours have been pure escapism with Crimson Desert. It feels slightly clunky with a side of jank, but remember how the combat in The Witcher 3 felt at first? It’s like that but with some Assassin’s Creed. Massive, gorgeous open world. Zelda TotK vibes sometimes too.

You want to know what one of the hardest times in a man’s life is? When he gets a blemish on his face he can’t control and has to shave off his beard and thus be forced to see his dumbass beardless face every time he looks in the mirror. Maybe if I strain really hard it’ll grow back out faster.

When the wife finally ok’s that one item on your wish list

I’m going to try to redirect my Angry Ginger powers to try to make the world a better place. It might take a few days, but I’m really leaning into it. Pretty sure everyone knows what I’m referring to. Stand by. We’re almost there.