Going to the barber is such a sexual experience for no reason. I get back home so damn horny 😩

You ever find someone really sexy but under no circumstances want to have sex with them?? Its weird

Anyway some 80 year old on Facebook thinks she’s dating bad bunny now

My sister (who is older than me btw) just like never got over high school for some reason?? I just cannot understand people like that.

Really ruffled some feathers on my social media today with a post about my city 🤭🤭

Another day of seeing men on here simp over conventionally attractive white men bc they refuse to acknowledge the unconscious and systemic racism that led to those “preferences“ 🥰

every day life is getting so monotonous and I’m feeling very uninspired lately. I think it’s time for a vacation!

Men take handshaking so seriously… like bro it’s really not that deep how hard someone squeezes your hand or maintains eye contact with you 😵‍💫

My virgo side is always urging me to tell people when I was right about something/someone I called out forever ago but I can’t bc then I’m “mean” 🥴

stop hyping people up that never give you even a single like

How can you tell someone that using AI to make selfies is fucking corny, tacky, weird and lame without being rude and making them defensive about it?

Nothing hotter than a slutty couple 😵‍💫

I am once again reminding you all to: be more slutty pls.

I think it‘s just so sweet and wholesome the kindness and support everyone has for each other on bsky. So much love here 🥰

has anyone played Stellar Blade before? I just got into it and it’s so fun and the combat is great and you can make your character as slutty and cunt as you want 💅

truly concerning how so many of my friends in Mexico are medical doctors and plastic surgeons?? One of them just texted the group talking about how many deliveries he did today. He’s 23 and I just have no idea how people trust him with their lives 🥴😂

ok one thing I genuinely am curious about is what do bald guys actually do at the barber..? Like maybe shave down any little hairs that appear or maybe just keep going to try to feel a sense of their past self?

wtf is up with those bot accounts that go through repeating the same compliment on thousands of pics? lol. Is it in hopes they’ll get tons of followers or something?

My husband just announced to me his plans for Cinco tonight and they include getting stoned, margs, and tacos. Everyday I fall even more in love 🥰

hi 😘

Just saw a gay do this in an otherwise really nice professional looking photo. Hid his dick BUT left his full ballsack out on display and it was just wrinkly and awkward 🫩

Btw I took a cooking class this weekend and it was so fun 🥰

I am once again making bad decisions from thinking with my dick today 😵‍💫

Slutty weekend haircut ✔️

The best part about getting a haircut is watching all the people that were being standoffish or not friendly all of a sudden start trying to be bestie 😂

lmaooo. gotta get their attention fix somehow

I wonder why some people love going to bed so early? I saw someone post about being asleep by eight every day and that would just give me SO much anxiety 😵‍💫

So today I randomly find out that my coworker was on a mr beast show and that she’s heavily traumatized by it ?? wild

Everyone thinks I’m chronically online but really it’s not by choice. It‘s just the most convenient thing I can use to distract myself from actually doing work.

Happy birthday to one of my fav bsky husbands 🥳🎉

Actually very crazy when someone talks about a very mid, cash grab album from a big name artist as “influential” 🥴

I think about this all the time. Yall are tooooo used to accepting and celebrating the bare minimum. 😮‍💨 Bring back criticizing and having higher expectations from crazy rich performers and their labels!!

I just recorded a really good jerk off video but no one to share it with :/

I saw a post that read something along the lines of “Posting photos daily for validation is a snack, not a meal. If you rely on that to stay full, you’ll end up starving.” Really put a lot into perspective for me.

Happy 420 cuties 😘

Really miss the days when people would do things out of passion and love. Everyone is so performative nowadays and it’s boring.

People who exploit every single possible loophole to post sexual content to gain followers on ig are so annoying 🤣 We don’t have to be overtly sexual EVERYWHERE and that’s okay lol

Also time to start starving myself and get that pride month bodyyy 🥴

I need to figure out some pride month plans! only like a month and a half away already wow

Make sure to check on your friends! One of my best friends just told me she had cancer last and hid it from us bc she didn’t want anyone worrying about her :/

The tough part being I’m getting a CT scan and some other imaging done today and I’m a little nervous 🥺

Someone send me nudes to help me get through this tough day today 😩

It’s tough being a top who likes dick :/

Theme parks are so crazy expensive and exhausting (two hour waits wtf) but SO fun

It’s just the coziest morning ever and for some reason I have to work :(

Nothing more insufferable than gays who are constantly posting itineraries of cities they’ll be in soon. A guy I know legit uses AI to create flyers announcing which cities and dates he’ll be in every month 🫩

Update: It went very well and had a very nice weekend :)

Meeting my husbands extended family tomorrow for the first time ever AND with a full day at disney. send thoughts and prayers pls

I’m just gonna come out and say it: I hate edging. 😤 If I go too long without busting and just edging I get GRUMPY. I’ll be so mean and in a terrible mood. idk how some of you do it

I always see all these videos about how we need to normalize waking up early for productivity, health, etc. but tbh what’s wrong with staying up late/waking up late? Seems more so like the usual puritanical ideals that run rampant in the US. Suffering is so glamorized over here and it’s weird lol.