If you wanna get me a Christmas present this year I highly suggest gifting me nudes 😌

Cozy winter activities are the best. ✨💖✨💖✨💖✨

Very true :)

Yeah idk I’m not trusting this Spotify wrapped data. It doesn’t seem quite right somehow?

After working nonstop like I have been I am terribly out of bc I haven’t been able to go to the gym or anything omg. But also I’m Latino so that has to be a January problem 🤭 we got too much pernil and coquito rn to be dieting

Omg my anxiety levels are through the ROOF today 😵‍💫 It’s crazy cause I can handle whatever comes my way, I’m just gonna have insane amounts of anxiety about it 😂

so I just ended up caving and buying pokemon on my regular old switch instead of buying a switch 2 for it because I’m at a point in my life where I’m making decisions like an old man 😭

Also Houston or Austin or one of those random Texas cities 😂

okay actually I decided I will not be spilling tea on main bc tbh there’s just too many complex emotions involved and I don’t really need that all out on the internet. Plus I recently learned some local gays were talking about me negatively for zero reason so no need to give them more ammo lmao.

Hi everyone I’m back from my insane weekend and I’m gonna probably be using this as my diary today because I have GOT to spill my personal tea somewhere 😮‍💨

hey, we saw you across the beach and wanted to say hi 🙂‍↕️

Wow fully crazy what stress does to people. Notice how most people who don’t have to work for income look so healthy and happy. craaazy.

Do some people really just wake up and think to themselves, “Hmm how can I make someone miserable today?” 🥲

He‘s just so adorable 🥰🥰

So me and my husband lost our gay bestie cause he went a little off the walls and it really sucks. However, I am still continuing to manifest a healthy and fun gay friend group in my life ✨

I feel like anytime I see someone use fire emojis in comments they’re just automatically bots

Also, I had a birthday during my bsky break 🥳 And it was honestly so much fun and I had been a little sad because of some things a few days prior but everyone around just showed me so much love and light. One of the best birthdays in a long time 🥰

Hi everyone! I’m back. My phone logged me out and I was too lazy to put in my password so I decided the universe was telling me to take a break. But now I’m back to annoy you all 😌

I think for my birthday I really wanna buy like cute things for my personal life. Nice candles, gadgets, decor. Stuff that makes every day a little better :) feel free to slide in my DMs if you have any recommendations

Every time my job pisses me off, I submit another application 😌 Keep trying me

My birthday is this weekend 🥰 need to make some plans but holy fuck work has just taken all my time and energy lately

Damn, there hasn’t been any bsky drama in a while. Miss those days 🤭

Nothing beats a wine, puzzle and yap sesh with your besties :)

It’s a beautiful Thursday to swipe up on a random story and send a social media stranger a compliment 😊 You never know, that could turn into your new bestie!

And some of yall are full on in their replies just feeding their egos every single time they post and they don’t even follow you back or engage with you damn 😩 I guess I’m also just a prideful person lol

Clearing up people I followed today cause a lot of these attractive or “funny” men I followed are actually just hella toxic or narcissistic 😌

I don’t understand why doctors/dentists offices love to act like they’re doing you a favor. Like no, I’m paying hundreds of dollars for insurance plus paying more just for this visit. Treat me like an actual paying customer, not like it’s a privilege to just be in your office. 🙄

my mind cannot comprehend how certain people just do not work and do whatever they want all day every day. I am so jealous of that lifestyle 🥲

Hey we should bring back critical thinking.

Very thankful to the universe for giving me actual good taste in music, movies and art. A lot of people don’t have that 🥴

It’s so crazy to me that I existed before online shopping. I remember at first no one trusted it and now it’s all anyone does 😂

It’s crazy when you meet an NPC in real life. There’s actually plenty of real people out there with no hobbies, interests, or personality and it’s terrifying.

Some of yall are so damn corny 🤭 but I’m here for it! Not enough corny and cringe people in the world imo

In other news though, I finally finished Overcompensating yesterday and I thought it was hilarious! Idk why it got so much hate.

Working is so damn depressing. I contemplate all the life decisions I made that led up to this point every day 🥲

Met this cute friend today 🥰 he’ll be on my desk from now on

Hi! 😊 Good morning to my non-weirdo follow obsessed bloomfs ONLY

Me rn logging into work with tears in my eyes

So me and my man got invited to this party that we do not want to go to. Anyways we’re on the way now. 🫠 Too damn nice

Just had to bring out my full wrath on my credit card company because they double charged me for a hotel three months ago, said they would refund me, and never did 😤 And then get them on the phone and they have attitudes. Customer service is so different today than it was just a few years ago.

Beware of the gay boys who say they fuck with the dolls but don’t. BEWARE I SAY

I’ve been doing a series with my friends where they give me a topic and I give them my opinion on it. And I’ve found I’m just way too much of an opinionated person. Today was a 5 minute voice note on pencils 😮‍💨

This is actually such a weird thing to say? Alien absolutely should fit in together well

So damn corny when people steal your memes and jokes/sense of humor and try to post them as their own 🤭

Not me just finding out about sister hong today 😩 I have SO MANY thoughts

Good morning to cuties and hotties ONLY!! (If you’re seeing this you’re both)

Always confused if people are just too easily impressed or they’re just trying to be nice idk

Hard agree. It’s basically screaming for attention

Not my bff calling me from JAIL at midnight on a Thursday… 😩😩😩

omg I forget straight men are on here too sometimes