I literally just got into a huge argument with some weirdo that added me on snap bc he replied to my story with some weird shit and objectively I ate him up and it feels great. Don’t argue with people who love arguing 😂 I know several of yall who have experienced that side of me and still love me 🫶

People who are obsessed with/constantly thirst over celebrity men and repost all their pics give me such a weird feeling because I just don’t have it in me to place famous people on a pedestal like that? There’s plenty of crazy hot (if not even sexier) local men that are very much attainable? idk

I started physical therapy this week and I’m so excited to hopefully get back to regular exercise soon! 🥳 (and once I’m fit again I plan on drowning you all in thirst traps till you unfollow)

Sometimes you just wanna make out with a cutie but that doesn’t necessarily mean you wanna fuck 🤷‍♂️

Friendly reminder that not everyone who is nice to you has good intentions !

Damn either yall really only get on here when you’re horny or I only follow horny accounts… 🤔

I feel like the past few years I’ve been just collecting negativity and storing it somehow? Idk why that happened but lately just been feeling a shift to becoming more positive and light every day again :)

Kinda embarrassing to admit.. but what exactly is a bloomf/oomf? 😩

I love hyping people up so much especially gays, because I feel like gays aren’t kind enough to each other in platonic ways. But some people are weird and I refuse to feed into mean gay’s ego problems.

Been a great week and received some really amazing news!! But overall just SO happy it’s Fridayyy 🙌

I never understand those couples who like to be away from their partner cause it’s almost six years later and I still want to be with my man 24/7 🥰

I wish I understood what you all like so much about working out?? Like it’s plain not fun and if I could just never have to do it again to have a nice body I would be so so happy lol.

I honestly just had such a nice long weekend for the 4th. I started a little bummed about a few things in my personal life but then me and my husband just decided to make it a long date weekend and we went and spent it on a small island with no cell service and it was so relaxing and nice 🥰

So my now ex-bestie has really serious mental health issues and went a little off the walls and unfriended me and my husband and that’s been weird. I’m not too sad about it cause it was really tough being friends with someone like that but also it’s just so tough finding gay guys with good vibes ugh

If you know me, then you know I really don’t care for brand names. However, my best friend just bought me a Prada wallet for my birthday and I’m v excited. like damn my friends so love me

Sony is taking this away from us

i woke up deathly sick and gross today and i can’t take a sick day cause WFH is weird with that ugh

I took this picture in Mexico a while back and came across it while scrolling today and it just always brings back the best memories 🥰

One of the things I’ve noticed lately is that a good majority of the world truly loves the use of AI… Like most of my queer friends in México have zero problems with Drag Race México or La Mas Draga using AI for everything.. Meanwhile everyone here would be appalled haha.

So for the past month or so, I decided to stop being the one to reach out to my friends first and it’s crazy how you learn who really cares and thinks about you. And I’ve learned I have some really great people in my life 🥰

I now know exactly which of the people I follow are European bc yall will not shut up about that damn heatwave 😂 But I looked at the temperatures and they’re very normal summer temperatures I’m used to 😭

Anyway, one of the best parts about being married is getting to experience everything with your best friend. Happy second wedding anniversary to us 🥰🥰

Reminder that keeping in touch with random people is important even if you’re not that close! So go ahead and say hey and tell that random internet, club bathroom, Grindr, etc. encounter friend that you haven’t spoken to for a while that they popped into your head and wish them a great weekend :)

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

Idk why some gays want to pretend to be famous so bad and think that acting mean, isolated and standoffish is somehow how celebrities act? Tbh, it just makes your life sad. Forever thankful that my Latino family taught me the importance of community, kindness and humility. 🥰🇵🇷

Happy FCF heauxs 😘😘

Yall be careful, there’s some real weirdos on here 😮‍💨

I think I might post dick tomorrow idk

I hate when people refuse to communicate in anything besides pictures. I cannot have a full conversation while having to take a selfie before every fucking message omg

I miss the days when you could report people for homophobia or racism on social media 🫩 They quietly took those options away and no one noticed and it’s just the Wild West out there now

shit like this is definitely why I haven’t deleted fb yet 🤣

Guys who call themselves alphas or alpha males are so cringe 🥴

why do some people just insist on making the workplace miserable? what’s that about?? we all have to work and it sucks for everyone equally. why not just be chill and fun about things??

every day life is getting so monotonous and I’m feeling very uninspired lately. I think it’s time for a vacation!

Men take handshaking so seriously… like bro it’s really not that deep how hard someone squeezes your hand or maintains eye contact with you 😵‍💫

My virgo side is always urging me to tell people when I was right about something/someone I called out forever ago but I can’t bc then I’m “mean” 🥴

stop hyping people up that never give you even a single like

How can you tell someone that using AI to make selfies is fucking corny, tacky, weird and lame without being rude and making them defensive about it?

I am once again reminding you all to: be more slutty pls.

I think it‘s just so sweet and wholesome the kindness and support everyone has for each other on bsky. So much love here 🥰

has anyone played Stellar Blade before? I just got into it and it’s so fun and the combat is great and you can make your character as slutty and cunt as you want 💅

truly concerning how so many of my friends in Mexico are medical doctors and plastic surgeons?? One of them just texted the group talking about how many deliveries he did today. He’s 23 and I just have no idea how people trust him with their lives 🥴😂

hi 😘

Just saw a gay do this in an otherwise really nice professional looking photo. Hid his dick BUT left his full ballsack out on display and it was just wrinkly and awkward 🫩

Btw I took a cooking class this weekend and it was so fun 🥰

I am once again making bad decisions from thinking with my dick today 😵‍💫

Slutty weekend haircut ✔️

The best part about getting a haircut is watching all the people that were being standoffish or not friendly all of a sudden start trying to be bestie 😂

lmaooo. gotta get their attention fix somehow

I wonder why some people love going to bed so early? I saw someone post about being asleep by eight every day and that would just give me SO much anxiety 😵‍💫