Generally before bed is my most consistent time, which I do by reading on my Kindle so I'm able to read in the dark. I have an audiobook for in the car or while multitasking. And a physical book for when I have time to sit and relax.

I'm sure this is nothing new, but my new favorite thing is selecting on theme playlists to vibe with the book I'm reading. Just finished a 1940s train mystery, 40s jazz it is. Up next, European faeries? Forrest fairy/renfare coming up. #booksky #backgroundmusic 📚🎧

I attended my first ever #bookclub last night. Goes by the name Silent Book Club. Child started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies at said book club. Selected for it's canablism she says. #booksky 📚

Fell asleep to podcasts cuz @stressedyeti.bsky.social wasnt home with me last night and I woke up to the sweet sounds of @gradyhendrix.bsky.social teaching me about vampires. Learning things I didn't know about Lestat, Louie and Claudia. 🧛🏻‍♂️

Anyone know if I still own Twilight in book form or was that lost to life decades ago? 🤔

Not me searching my pot of soup for the bay leaf to remove, about to give up and accept finding it in my bowl, spotting it and my brain saying "Jbayleaf!" Because that's the only bay leaf that matters.

I am not in the mood to people today. Bad day to be in customer service.

Hair ties are even more rare in this household now. Not only do the cats steal them but the dogs are now too. (Unseen in the photo is the hair tie they are playing tug of war with and one of them is about to get snapped in the snout) Good luck finding one next time you wanna put your hair up. #dogs

My very toned-down shelf. I don't have room for my full sized shelves so this is currently my favorite part of my room.

Next. #booksky 📚

Hahahaah.... SHUT UP!

Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatized you? Obviously.

My 11 year old who I haven't managed to mold into a reader (😭) states last night she wants to read dark romance (🤣) I told her she had to read first. But at this point if she'll read it I'll try it. What's a good pre-teen friendly dark romance vibe? I might just start her out with Twilight? #booksky

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Not quite, but close. Ive read all of Grady Hendricks except his nonfiction. I've read most of TJ Kline, and a lot of Christina Henry and Freda McFadden. All of Jonathan Edward Durham but he's only got one book so that might not count. #BookishQOTD 📚 #booksky

The way people knock on our clinic door like there isn't a sign that says "closed for lunch from 1:00-2:00, be back at 2" 😒

I'm considering cross stitching bookmarks that say "read a fucking book" as Christmas gifts for particular family members... 😏

When people say “go big or go home” I always chose home. I like it at home. All my stuff is there and it’s comfy.

Tell me you have a history of medical insecurity without saying it...I've had decent insurance coverage through my employer for 14 years and I still hoard my medication like I don't know when I'll be able to get a refill. I've got at least 6 more in my daughter's room (her own prescription).

#DirtyShirley in honor of #TheQueenAnneChonk on my birthday. #booksky #dungoncrawlercarl

Should I start my new #crochet project or finish one of my two #WIPs? Or my #knit WIP? Ooor I should start the new #embroidery project I just bought supplies for. Or I can finish my #crossstitch WIP. OR I can start my new #book. Or finish my current #read. #crafterproblems

Huh. I am kinda thinking it's time for bangs again...

I hate when healthy me does the shopping. I no longer want brown rice with garlic but my alternative is brown rice with quinoa.

Really hard to order ahead on the app when the app won't load.

Tis the season. #soup

Ugh. I have to read the current books in order to read next books. #bookwormproblems 📚

Bedtime with @stressedyeti.bsky.social It's past your bed time. 🥺 Can I have a glass of water? Yes. I need to go potty. Go for it. Can I have a snack? No. Will you read me a story? Yes. There's monsters under the bed. Those are cats. I don't have a cat. I'll get you a cat. *Opens door for cat*

Oh look at that. I've got a 6th grader now. 💀

Love notes from my kid. #postrun 🏃‍♀️

When I'm told to take the polite and professional approach vs the petty and passive aggressive one.

Jeneva Rose forgot the trigger warning about eyes and teeth. 👀🦷 However thanks to @brynneweaver.bsky.social I'm desensitized now. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #booksky #reader

Where is @stressedyeti.bsky.social when I need a bug identified?

If I have to make healthy food choices, so do you #chonkyboi. I've learned how to read nutritional values on cat food which is a weird thing to know... But also, how do you calculate in a mouse? Cuz that wasn't in his meal plan. At least he had to work for it.

Well shit. 40 years and 4 months old and I'm doing this all of a sudden.

Me on chapter 11 of a book, 20% into it: "Wait... What's this about?" 💙📚

Curse all these curl care videos that have me wondering if I use those products I'll find out after 40 years my stick-straight hair is actually curly.

I'd like to be a witch, but while I love and support nature I am not one with it..

Me: I'm gonna hit up all the locally owned specialty stores today. All the Locally Owned Specialty Stores:

Y'all, I keep hearing the words "5th grade graduation" and "middle school orientation" and I am not ok.

Dear Amazon, it's fine if my shipping date is 26 days from now, but for the love of God please bill my card now while I have the money in my bank and not 23 days from now when I forget I've ordered something.

Friday Jokes - I leave one on Tuesdays schedule for my coworker every week.

The last two mornings I've found my child rummaging in my clothes for "baggy shirts" The closet raiding has begun.

Dropping subtle hints to my husband...

One of my greatest joys in life is texting my husband "I should have you come break (ie: fix) _______ at work..." And two minutes later he walks in the door "What am I breaking?" 😍

A 22lb weighted blanket is a weird thing to lose.