Hey @gailsimone.bsky.social! Did I See correctly that there’s a new printing of the Red Sonja Omnibus of yours releasing in September? :)

Grok thought “Jones’ Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage” was “still open as of 2026, serving up that legendry BBQ.” It was a parody commercial from the 2000s. I’ve seen enough. Close the data centers. There’s no intelligence in it, real or artificial. XD

Excuse the fuck me, Wacom?! I have one of the most expensive Cintiq's in your god damned library and you update the driver only to give me THIS shit?! EXCUSE ME!?

She-Hulk and Wonder Woman outfit swap #marvel #dc

Do any fans out there seriously believe they’re gonna get Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson back together in VENOM of all books? This is a trap, people. A familiar, played-out, Marvel-branded trap. #UndoOMD

Just piss off, whydontcha

Get in, loser, we're going hulking. @gailsimone.bsky.social please make these canon at your earliest convenience!

This is such an all-time absurdist masterpiece. It also joins some of the great ethical questions of our time. “How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?” “What does God need with a starship?” and “How exactly does The Hulk wear a belt?”

I’m gonna get Peter and Mary Jane together in Tomodachi Life just to spite Marvel.

I kinda wanna make Mr. Delicious as a gag character on my #TomodachiLife island... XD

no golden parachute for you, fucker

So, Stephanie Vaquer really is just gonna be Asuka all over again. Will win titles, but will be jobbing out on the biggest stages. That’s sad.

"Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18" I forgot this was 2004! So, yeah, this one.

* #Cloti vibes* www.youtube.com/watch?v=lySP...

Holy crap please tag your NSFW art. Don't rely on the automod.

Bookmark this one, print it out, roll it up, and use it to beat over the forehead people who fearmonger about increases to minimum wage. Average increase of six pennies on a four dollar burger. They should make a movie about it Call it the sixth cents.

I saw "Yo-Kai Watch" in my news feed this morning and knew @seifera.bsky.social was going to be excited... but then I saw it was a mobile game. ;_;

Finally found one that didn’t cost an arm and a leg! #Tifa

That moment when you try to make a naughty joke in Joke Boat, and you end up making an inappropriate one for an entirely different reason by accident. x.x;; #Proofread #Jackbox

This has been the worst build to #WrestleMania I can remember. The card might still produce great matches, but there’s no investment at this point, and that will hurt the matches. #SmackDown

Update, April 3, 2026 tl;dr: Still here, comics still coming, sorry again. LINK: graveheartcomics.dreamwidth.org/20156.html #GraveheartComics

Yeah, Miyamoto REALLY doesn't like Rosalina, huh? #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie

In other news, boycott MEtv.

I'm absolutely gonna get the Tifa Shin figure, but since Cloud has the flower for her too, I'm probably gonna have to get him too... and he's gonna experience Yuffie's suggestion firsthand. 😏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwG...

I would have liked to have had a job with Marvel Comics, TBH. I’m pretty sure none of them would have me after all I’ve said about them since One More Day or the Zeb Wells run. ^^;

I hate the phrase "Parker Luck" so much. It stopped having the meaning it should, and started being an excuse for the writers and editors to turn Amazing Spider-Man into misery porn. "Struggling" is one thing. It's not just "struggling" these days. #Marvel #SpiderMan

Since they're in my timeline, here are my TOP TEN Splatoon idol rankings: 1. Marina 2. Marie 3. Callie 4. Shiver 5. Frye 6. Big Man 7. No Broadcasts 8. Learning my team lost Splatfest 9. A spork in my eye 10. Pearl

Dan Slott: By my book or it'll die!!!! Me: After the way you and Marvel treated fans and the way you mangled Spider-Man and Mary Jane especially? Yeah, here's what I've gotta (nicely) say:

If you're hating the way Marvel has trated Mary Jane in the 616 comic, enjoy a celebration of the good versions! And, uh, not-so-good versions. But 60's MJ definitely seems to get a little too much hate, given the time... ^^; www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhSQ...

Maybe next time, have an alarm that isn't shaped like a snack, AJ. Artwork is by Jotacos! www.deviantart.com/j... #mlp #mlpfim #art

My final thought on Game Key Cards is this. I'll get them if it's a series I ACTIVELY collect or if the pre-order/pack-ins are good (which most of 'em aren't), but for playing, if they're GKCs, I'm just gonna get them digitally.

It's Tifa Tuesday on MAR10 Day, and no art of Tifa as Mario has been made? Artists, get on it, I'll accept it late!

DeviantArt now has a download limit? Fine, whatever. That just means using that site less. Since it's peddling AI slop so much, I guess it's a good time to start seeking out real artists.

Momline, I love you, but I'm PRETTY SURE that salmon with everything and the kitchen sink topped on top of it is STILL NOT DIET FRIENDLY! x.x;

I so need to do this to someone with the Jump spell one day. youtu.be/qTZalI5GQik?...

PSA: Stardew Valley - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Is Now Live In Europe. (Repost)

Remember Colleen, the British border collie from obscure 90's cartoon Road Rovers? Well, now you do, after I gave her the swimsuit treatment! A less clothed version of this has been made available to my supporters at patreon.com/mykegreywolf.

Strongly recommend calling your US senators today to tell them: 1. Publicly call for Sheehy to be expelled from the Senate for assaulting a protestor. 2. DO NOT vote to confirm Mullin for DHS. Find your senators at reps.fyi

Two sides of the same bit

Venom's just Tsundere. :3 youtube.com/shorts/1d9DO... #MarvelUltimateAlliance3 #SpiderMan #Venom

THEY CAN’T STOP TARZAN BOY!!! XD #AEWDynamite

New avatar... FLUTTER MANE, I CHOOSE YOU! Or, rather, you chose me... ^^;

Every time I see Sam Altman, I'm wondering why he isn't dogged with questions about the allegations that he sexually abused his younger sister. Content warning for this bit of context, because it describes abuse from a very young age:

this is wild

Just re-read The Wedding from Amazing Spider-Man as a pallet cleanse from current Marvel badness. Perfect? No. Beautiful? Yes. <3 That last story in this trade is WEEEIIIRRRD tho!

"If you board that train, you'll leave Taunie..." *aborts operation* #PokemonLegendsZA

SquareEnix literally announced nothing at State of Play. It makes me wonder if their decision to make the FF7 Trilogy multiplatform, and make Part 3 multiplatform launch, upset Sony a bit. Just speculation, of course, but after Nintendo's infamous split with SE once upon a time, it feels ironic.

Ugh… Smooth McGroove, why? >.<;

*Frame snobs, criticizing "inferior ports."* *Me, enjoying the games on the console I bought anyway.*